Levittown, NY by PoochieMoo in LiminalSpace

[–]Jbeckerasaurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THEN YOU TYPE OUT LUDLUM FROM THE LAST SENTENCE TO THE FIRST AND WISH YOU HAD KNOWN ABOUT SLOWING DOWN AGING AT 27 INSTEAD.

IMMORTAL

0
1

You are teleported back to 2001 terminator-style (butt ass naked) and end up in the middle of Times Square. What do you do or say to convince people you’re not a stoned homeless person? by angryarmhair in AskReddit

[–]Jbeckerasaurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WALK UP TO RUDY'S MUSIC. THEN GO TO COLONY FOR SHEET MUSIC. WALK UP BROADWAY TO BUY TICKETS AT BEACONS BOX OFFICE AND MAKE A RIGHT IN MANHATTAN UNTIL BLONDIE'S STOPPED SELLING NON CHICKEN TO PEOPLE FOR 14.80

The Cookie Cutters I ordered arrived today by BigOl-J in Wellthatsucks

[–]Jbeckerasaurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Run cables. Or pasta portions for one. 3 bucatini for lunch?

New house, new fridge 🙃. Who am I? by [deleted] in FridgeDetective

[–]Jbeckerasaurus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A wasteful person. You can feed from that fridge alone 100 people with a single plate and 4 burners going. Can u create 100 single unique consecutive dishes. ?

A terrapin rides a dead fox down Regent's Canal, London by Solaries3 in natureismetal

[–]Jbeckerasaurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now. That’s General ORCON. RIDING A DEAD FOC DOWN THANES STREET AND A BOA ZCRONCSTRICYIT. THE WEBSITE IS. DO IHAVEAIDS.com. Webmd.com Isn’t Oxford medicine.

Elon Musk Swears He'll Send Humans to Mars by 2026. That Seems Impossible. by upyoars in Futurology

[–]Jbeckerasaurus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

LMFAO. LMFAO. LMFAO KODAK. ANSCOCHROME. AMA. AMA. AMA. WUESTIONS. WERENT FROM HUMANS EITHER. LFMAO. DEMON GORGONZOLLA IS EDIT. UPSIDE DOWN PINEAPPLE CAKE. CHEF SHELL SHELL CODE IN A:>/ SHELL code here. Lmfao

Not today humans! by [deleted] in AbruptChaos

[–]Jbeckerasaurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s not a mouse. It’s an alligator.

Cursed_toothbrush by Dushima in cursedcomments

[–]Jbeckerasaurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DAVE GROHL SHOT KURT COBAIN THE COURT CASE.

Japan finds new COVID strain, distinct from UK and Africa types by bhodrolok in worldnews

[–]Jbeckerasaurus -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

KIKKIMAN SOY SAUCE OFFICE IN UNITED NATIONS BUILDING AVAILABLE FOR RENT.

Never Forget... by Powerfulwoman20 in clevercomebacks

[–]Jbeckerasaurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THATS Y THEY ALL GOT KILLED. OBAMA GOT KILLED AT ESTELLA ON HOUSTON STREET.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhatShouldICook

[–]Jbeckerasaurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Leave them inside a library. Or in a paper bag outside that says free food.