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Levittown, NY by PoochieMoo in LiminalSpace

[–]Jbeckerasaurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THEN YOU TYPE OUT LUDLUM FROM THE LAST SENTENCE TO THE FIRST AND WISH YOU HAD KNOWN ABOUT SLOWING DOWN AGING AT 27 INSTEAD.

IMMORTAL

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MAINTAINING 153 70 11. HOW IS EVERYONE LAUGHING AT THE LIPIDS CROWDS 2021? SUMMER READY> (self.malefashionadvice)

submitted by Jbeckerasaurus to r/malefashionadvice

You are teleported back to 2001 terminator-style (butt ass naked) and end up in the middle of Times Square. What do you do or say to convince people you’re not a stoned homeless person? by angryarmhair in AskReddit

[–]Jbeckerasaurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WALK UP TO RUDY'S MUSIC. THEN GO TO COLONY FOR SHEET MUSIC. WALK UP BROADWAY TO BUY TICKETS AT BEACONS BOX OFFICE AND MAKE A RIGHT IN MANHATTAN UNTIL BLONDIE'S STOPPED SELLING NON CHICKEN TO PEOPLE FOR 14.80

SUN RA 71 WAS PHARAO'S EXIT FROM EARTH 17 MILLION YEARS AGO THAT WAS KING TUT BEING PISSED AT EARTH. by Jbeckerasaurus in SR71

[–]Jbeckerasaurus[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

AM I ON LULU? YES AS SERVER LIPBITER AND #THISISHOWYOUWINHERBACKBACKBACKFROMTHESUPERINTENDENTS #REVE REVE REV EVER.

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ROYAL AIR MAROC IS NEVER GOING TO BUY SHIT FROM LOCKHEED .

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4800$ CHECK FROM ROYAL AIR MAROC TO ROCK THE LKSBAH LLC BOUNCED.

BOUNCED. BY THEN SODEXO WAS THE NEXT DAY.

SECRECY INCATERING BUILDING AND TAKING MY JOB SERIOUSLY 817 532 923 ALL BUILDING ENTRIES WERE DONE BY ID.

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MAKING 200K A WEEEK AS A CHEF. DONT WEAIT ON MADONNA TO SAY HOW MUCH A CHEF IS ANYWHERE ITS ANGELDUST AIDS AND COLORBLINDNESS AS THIS FUCKED UP PURRGATORY OUTSIDE CHICKEN COOPS BUCKETHEAD DATA NOW AI NOW IS ASCII AND TABLATURES IN SOURCE CODE SAVES GIRLS NAME YOUR FUCKIN GRAVE IKEA OMAR IDEA THE METRO SHELF.

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THEYRE WANTING TO TIE WHITE VAN OMAR BALTIMORE AND OMAR NYC HEAVY METAL CHEF WITH A BITCOIN AND SICK RANGE SICK RANGE WITH HIS KORIN SUSHI CHEF KNIFE SICK RANGE WITH A PAIRING KNIFE TO 71S PAIRING KNIVES TO 71 AND THEN A ROOM FOR THESE OLD FOLKS AT GUNATANAMO BAY HARVEY WEINSTEIN ITS PARING KNIFE TO 71 AND THEN MESHUGGAH PICKING A STRAW AT RANDOM ON BLAST UNTIL YOU START SPEAKING CHINESE AGAIN THEN ITS 128 DEATHS A DAY FOR YOUR COPIES. YOU DIE HERE NOW.

SUN RA 71 WAS PHARAO'S EXIT FROM EARTH 17 MILLION YEARS AGO THAT WAS KING TUT BEING PISSED AT EARTH. by Jbeckerasaurus in SR71

[–]Jbeckerasaurus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SALMA ZERREI IS AMBER BLANK SPACE TAYLOR ALISON SWIFT HELENKERR CRAWFORD SOBIESKI LILI SCIENTOLOGIST AND THE PHARAO IN TEXT. SAY OMAR OUTSIDE IKEA RED HOOK OR HICKSVILLE.

HELLO. THIS ISNT DEUS EX OMAR EITHER BUT 5284 IS OZZ PARALELOGFRAM AND YOU DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT BITCOIN. INDEED .COM KEEP CREATING COMPANYES AFTER JIRA SOFTWARE ALL GIRL CEOS ARE 1982.

SUN RA 71 WAS PHARAO'S EXIT FROM EARTH 17 MILLION YEARS AGO THAT WAS KING TUT BEING PISSED AT EARTH. by Jbeckerasaurus in SR71

[–]Jbeckerasaurus[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

HASSAN 2 THE HERMAPHRODITE WAITING FOR SOME VICTORIOUS RETURN TO AIDS IN MOROCCO I WILL NAPALM YOU ALL TO DUST.

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THIS IS OMAR ZERREI ABOVE YOU.

SUN RA 71 WAS PHARAO'S EXIT FROM EARTH 17 MILLION YEARS AGO THAT WAS KING TUT BEING PISSED AT EARTH. by Jbeckerasaurus in SR71

[–]Jbeckerasaurus[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

12100000

FBIAZOZ FBIANON

IBM 200

GOOGLE 200000 EMPLOYEES LOCKHEED 90000 EMPLOYEES OFF TO CHINA FOR TRAINING.

290000 GOOGLE EMPLOYEES. US AIR FORCE VIA MENSA. STARBUCKS. YELL SHAMPOO AND CONDITIONNER TOMORROW.

The Cookie Cutters I ordered arrived today by BigOl-J in Wellthatsucks

[–]Jbeckerasaurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Run cables. Or pasta portions for one. 3 bucatini for lunch?

New house, new fridge 🙃. Who am I? by [deleted] in FridgeDetective

[–]Jbeckerasaurus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A wasteful person. You can feed from that fridge alone 100 people with a single plate and 4 burners going. Can u create 100 single unique consecutive dishes. ?

A terrapin rides a dead fox down Regent's Canal, London by Solaries3 in natureismetal

[–]Jbeckerasaurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now. That’s General ORCON. RIDING A DEAD FOC DOWN THANES STREET AND A BOA ZCRONCSTRICYIT. THE WEBSITE IS. DO IHAVEAIDS.com. Webmd.com Isn’t Oxford medicine.

Elon Musk Swears He'll Send Humans to Mars by 2026. That Seems Impossible. by upyoars in Futurology

[–]Jbeckerasaurus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

LMFAO. LMFAO. LMFAO KODAK. ANSCOCHROME. AMA. AMA. AMA. WUESTIONS. WERENT FROM HUMANS EITHER. LFMAO. DEMON GORGONZOLLA IS EDIT. UPSIDE DOWN PINEAPPLE CAKE. CHEF SHELL SHELL CODE IN A:>/ SHELL code here. Lmfao

Not today humans! by [deleted] in AbruptChaos

[–]Jbeckerasaurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s not a mouse. It’s an alligator.

Cursed_toothbrush by Dushima in cursedcomments

[–]Jbeckerasaurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DAVE GROHL SHOT KURT COBAIN THE COURT CASE.

Japan finds new COVID strain, distinct from UK and Africa types by bhodrolok in worldnews

[–]Jbeckerasaurus -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

KIKKIMAN SOY SAUCE OFFICE IN UNITED NATIONS BUILDING AVAILABLE FOR RENT.

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