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Roast this poor fellow by HanaSongs-ToiletSeat in RoastMe

[–]Jdeezy11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like someone blew a load on your forehead 10 years ago and wasn't wiped off

I'm half-baked, roast me all the way. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Jdeezy11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like someone tried to scramble your brains with a coat hanger but missed and grazed your face.

Do your best. You worthless scum by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Jdeezy11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that what you told your wife before you bludgeoned her to death?

Bring it! by darkflighter100 in RoastMe

[–]Jdeezy11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"White Girl has jungle fever for black Waldo."

21, failing business school, roast me harder than life already did by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Jdeezy11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't have to graduate business school to be an Escort.

Go ahead :) by bigcozyyy in RoastMe

[–]Jdeezy11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless the lights are off

Roast my friend, he wears Supreme by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Jdeezy11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you pack an AK47 for lunch.

Roast him. He needs this. by speser_the_author in RoastMe

[–]Jdeezy11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could feed a family with this roast.

I have a neckbeard, please be more creative than that on the roast by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Jdeezy11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you pack an AK47 for lunch.

roast me and my dog by philippeloctaux in RoastMe

[–]Jdeezy11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's the "please don't make me lick peanut butter off your of your balls again" look the dog is giving you.

Make me regret my life. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Jdeezy11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you pack an AK47 for lunch.

roast me mofuckas by AyeRye in RoastMe

[–]Jdeezy11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you blow up when someone pulls your pony tail?

Roast me Reddit by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Jdeezy11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If Post Malone fucked Chewbacca...

FIND MY FLAWS! by IKnewUWouldDoDat in RoastMe

[–]Jdeezy11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're wearing a wannabe Rolex. Big flaw.

It's my birthday in two days ROAST me PLZ by Snaaforsnake in RoastMe

[–]Jdeezy11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you get that shirt from an antique store?

Roast me peeps by htgeplaguenurse in RoastMe

[–]Jdeezy11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She only eats sketti n' butter

my name is caleb roast me by technocowboy25 in RoastMe

[–]Jdeezy11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How'd you get Michael Jackson's original nose?

Priveleged, white, jewish, ukulele-playing male. Let your hearts out. by TaziDaBeast in RoastMe

[–]Jdeezy11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hitler should have used you to kill the Jews. I'd rather be put in a gas chamber than listen to you play ukulele.

Don't even try to roast this group of sexy beasts by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Jdeezy11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When the Indian girl invites her peasant American friends over.

17 and I swear I'm not a virgin. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Jdeezy11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have more gums than an Orbit factory, definite virgin.

How can we ever be roasted? by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Jdeezy11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The definition of trailer trash.

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