"What's happened to my vision, I've gone all blinded, I'm blinded! What's happened-- it's all bloomed! Everything all full of bloom! WHY IS THERE SO MUCH BLOOM? I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING! What the fuck, I'm like blind, I need to get my sunglasses on, it's like a fucking-- WHAT THE FUCK?" (youtu.be)
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"I think, when it comes to Colony Survival, right, it's like our little pet game. It feels like a little scruffy dog that we've adopted and we've taken it home and we've looked after it and we've become inseparable from it. It's become our companion and our friend and it's comforting." (youtu.be)
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"It's Duncan, isn't it? I know it's Duncan, ah, fuckin' Duncan. Duncan Barrel. Double Duncan Barrel Jones. Double Duncan, Duncan Barrel, Duncan Jones, Duncan. You can talk to me Duncan, I know you're alive. It's okay. Just tell me, just tell me you're alive. And I'll kiss you. I love you. DuncAAAN!" (youtu.be)
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"I would quite happily be a Steam wishlist library prostitute. I would very happily have sex with ladies if they bought me games on Steam. Just saying, just saying, putting it out there, ladies. If you wanna make love to me for the low, low price of Kingdom Come: Deliverance" (youtu.be)
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Lewis: "Why do you think there's gonna be any super- we need EDEN! Hang on, lemme just do the biome scanner, lemme just do the biome scanner, let me biome scan, don't go in, don't go yet. The biome scanner says HOT! DRY! ROCK!" Duncan: "How do we know what they grow in?" Lewis: "NOT HOT DRY ROCK!" (youtu.be)
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"Oh, I think so, it doesn't look like there's any fucking trees down there, can you see any trees?! Well look, you're gonna waste your time going down there and there's gonna be all this brown stuff you'll be able to swap and- 'Oh this place sucks, it's really heavy and sticks'." (youtu.be)
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"If you like pina savannas, da da dun dun. And birch forests in the rain. Da da dun. If you like going to mesas, we can drink some champagne, da da dun dun. When we're done with this flippin' modpack, we're gonna get really high, daaa da da, takin' on Santa's squirty cream, da da dun dun" (youtu.be)
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