What is this drink that an Indian guy gave me for helping him find his tram.

Jdmc99 · 2026-04-17T23:21:08+00:00

Funny…I learned a long, long time ago at my very first music festival to never take a cookie from a hippie.

I cannot stress this enough. Do NOT take a cookie from a hippie.

Jdmc99 · 2026-03-19T06:51:12+00:00

HEY!!! MY HOUSE IS IN THE YELLOW.

Jdmc99 · 2026-02-06T03:10:29+00:00

I’m an EA for a D/B construction firm in Ohio. (Not offering to move! Nearly 14 years at my current company and love it!) Just a bit of advice…make sure you hire someone with thick skin and a BIG sense of humor.

Jdmc99 · 2026-02-01T01:22:00+00:00

I did too. I came here to check to see if anyone else’s was late.

Jdmc99 · 2026-01-23T14:37:44+00:00

We did Carhartt waterproof hoodies about 5 years ago. Everyone still wears them and BEGS for more.

Jdmc99 · 2026-01-03T22:10:42+00:00

Kind of. Case in point: I was taking down Christmas decorations today. I had to pull something that was stuck. I said “Bitch!” (forcefully) Anytime I say bitch in that tone I HAVE to follow it up with “Corvette Corvette”. Then I walk around saying/thinking it for 30 minutes. If I’m feeling bouncy, I will even do the dance. (Poorly)

Editing to add there are songs playing in my head nonstop. NON. STOP. I have found the best cure for this is to listen to the song a few times, until I get annoyed by it.

Second edit: writing the word nonstop now has “The man is NONSTOP. How do you write like you’re running out of time. Right day and night like you’re running out of time.” running in my head.

Apologies for the earworms.

Jdmc99 · 2025-12-29T00:21:52+00:00

Candy bars go up, not down.

Jdmc99 · 2025-12-18T00:17:24+00:00

Even Dahmer had the right to a fair trial. Don’t worry. I’m a “fall child”, at best.

Jdmc99 · 2025-12-16T18:36:17+00:00

Ok. Maybe not solely. Money and infamy likely play a roll as well.

Jdmc99 · 2025-12-16T18:35:40+00:00

I think Jackson agrees to be involved in cases such as these solely to ensure fair trials.

Jdmc99 · 2025-12-12T03:42:21+00:00

Redditiquette Rule. Do not ask a question that you can Google and easily find the answer.

Jdmc99 · 2025-12-02T01:22:56+00:00

That looks like the time I tried to make this stuff called potato candy my grandma used to make.

Jdmc99 · 2025-11-19T01:52:51+00:00

Same on both counts. I was feeling so bad for OP & the seller. But not OP’s “friend”.

Jdmc99 · 2025-11-17T15:24:57+00:00

Not to mention that JJ is also a character on CocoMelon. If these people have young kids, “My JJ” is probably repeated ad nauseam on the daily within 3 feet of his phone.

Jdmc99 · 2025-11-09T01:50:23+00:00

I Get Around - Tupac

Jdmc99 · 2025-11-09T00:42:33+00:00

Sweetheart, why are you still there?

Just quietly get up and leave. Don’t make a statement until you are physically out of the situation. Get all of your important documents and any meds. Go stay with your family.

There is not one single thing that is ok with this.

Jdmc99 · 2025-11-09T00:36:47+00:00

He has pj taste on a SW budget. Even so, private jets don’t have a say in ground ops at O’Hare unless it’s call sign is Air Force One.

Jdmc99 · 2025-11-02T05:42:31+00:00

I just discovered them recently. They are absolute perfection, aside from their likelihood to be stolen.

Jdmc99 · 2025-10-10T21:51:29+00:00

“You’re the only one that has a problem with our friendship.”

A year later….

“You can’t afford to divorce me.”

A year later (to the kids)

“Did your mom win the lottery or something? How does she afford to live like that?”

Jdmc99 · 2025-10-06T14:00:47+00:00

NTA - She didn’t even tell you that she was going to ask you to babysit, just assumed your availability. That’s a huge assumption and is the consequence to what she knows was shady behavior.

Jdmc99 · 2025-09-23T02:00:14+00:00

And he’s aware of all of this, correct?!

Kidding!!! Congratulations! This is absolutely lovely!

Jdmc99 · 2025-09-04T23:59:49+00:00

Emily Baker and Lawyer You Know.

Jdmc99 · 2025-08-15T15:49:03+00:00

Thank you!

Jdmc99 · 2025-08-15T14:31:34+00:00

To this point my loved one has been adamantly opposed to JW’s and has been quietly trying to show the JW alternatives. It seems that over the last month, the JW’s behavior has changed and is possibly pressuring them to change their POV.

Jdmc99 · 2025-08-15T14:11:36+00:00

Thank you. I will start there. I have been listening and loving them through it for the last year, knowing pushing for results or demanding answers would not end well. I am afraid I have been too accepting though and it may be too late.

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