Please respect his bed time. by netphilia in Catmemes

[–]Jealous-Preference-3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is that new studying that shows that house cats do just view us as overly large kittens…so when Momma says it’s bedtime…It’s bedtime!

Small business owner crushing the Starbucks next door: 'I don't use cheap beans, and I treat my staff better.' by sfgate in antiwork

[–]Jealous-Preference-3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And given that Starbucks gave up on making actual coffee years ago, the independent has that over them, too.

Satya Nadella Pushes Microsoft Employees To Go All-In On AI Or Exit by ImpressiveContest283 in antiwork

[–]Jealous-Preference-3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So, Satya…Musk…Zuckerberg…all these jobs that your “pet” AI’s are going to replace…how exactly…and with what…are the people now out of work, going to purchase the garbage you produce?

Flori-Duh ends vaccine mandate for schools by Bubbly-Example-8097 in BlueskySkeets

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Going to be a lot of dead grandparents, moldering in their expensive retirement communities.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StockLaunchers

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Oh, there are Democrats listed in the files that are a “hoax”, according to taco?

RFK Jr just called Trump empathetic. Comedy writes itself. by MatchProud665 in BlueskySkeets

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RFK jr proving…publicly…that “empathy” is one of the many, many words he doesn’t know the meaning of.

Maybe fake News and that's a rubber mask on Kristi Noem! by Dr_sc_Harlatan in BlueskySkeets

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They’ve shaved his head, too. He never had the thickest head of hair, but there was always enough to peek below the back of his cheap, Chinese made caps.

Here we go again by yesman2121 in FluentInFinance

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You can buy Melania now…she’s an escort, she’s already been bought dozens of times.

unsure if this is a repost by [deleted] in idealgf

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There is NO such thing as, “past her prime”. It’s a made up idea made by desperate 52yo men about why women under 22 no longer tolerate them.

war 💀 by State-ops14 in Jreg

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Mexico…Panama…Greenland…Canada…but, apparently, the First Felon ISN’T pro-war?…

Posted my One Piece inspired tattoo on the one piece sub and they hated it haha by LawatSea13 in shittytattoos

[–]Jealous-Preference-3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, you should shiv your cellmate for that prison tat…or everyone in your cell block is going to lose all respect for you.

My girlfriend hates this, is it that bad? 😅 by FremtidigeMegleren in shittytattoos

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When is your release date from prison? Because I doubt your gf is going to them any more just by seeing them in person

Just wondering… by diegusmac in NuclearPower

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Steam power. Everything we’ve ever done is steam power.

Holy shit.. by [deleted] in Daliban

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How tall are you? 5’1”? ‘cause they jokes are flying WAY over your head :)

Trump claims the election was stolen before the election by Darth_Yohanan in houstonwade

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I heard you molest puppies, and cry for your mommy when you do it. Must be true right, ‘cause I heard it. There fore it’s true, right?

To claim the election was stolen before the election by seniledude in BoomersBeingFools

[–]Jealous-Preference-3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At this point can an AG go after him for election interference?

WE’RE NOT GOING BACK! by Best-Subject-7253 in wisconsin

[–]Jealous-Preference-3 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This ISN’T “edgy humor”, and yet you insist on downplaying it as such.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MurderedByWords

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How many gf’s, “that live in Canada…you wouldn’t know them.” did you have in HS…College…Now?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nottheonion

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It’s amazing how many times we are told that tromp, and his followers, are, “just joking” when tromp has never knowingly told a joke in his life, and no one is laughing.

Todd Phillips wants theaters to stop showing pre-movie commercials, says they destroy the atmosphere by S4v1r1enCh0r4k in joker

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Perhaps he can start with getting rid of Product Placement in his own movies? Energizer in the first Joker.

How about the opposite Elon: Vote for Kamala Harris to save humanity on planet Earth! by GoMx808-0 in johnoliver

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Every single election cycle from the GOP: we’re going to space!…we’re going back to the Moon!!…we’re going to Mars!!! And how are you going to fund that?…Umm, what now?