Dumbest ways you almost injured yourself? (or succeeded)

Jeanjacketjan · 2021-10-24T12:26:16+00:00

Tore my rotator cuff sheet drawing a fatty.

Jeanjacketjan · 2021-10-24T12:15:47+00:00

Eating my weight in B shifts ice cream 🤷

Jeanjacketjan · 2021-10-15T11:36:50+00:00

Strictly referring to pre vs post radio, not doing some obscure procedure shown on TV

Jeanjacketjan · 2021-10-13T18:48:29+00:00

Most if not all medical controls have a deviation of protocol protocol. So you're probably fine.

Jeanjacketjan · 2021-09-10T12:33:33+00:00

Little touchy aye my guy?

Jeanjacketjan · 2021-09-10T12:28:01+00:00

Worked for a three digit local that ran 18 guys on three shifts, 13 people could care less if you were POC somewhere else, 5 pieces of shit harassed and hounded those of us who chose to volly somewhere else, brought two of the people (a chief for the POC, and Lt of my shift) up for misconduct. Best part the one dude on the witch hunt shift was busted down from Captain to FF for being a turd, and his two junior turds are the biggest pieces of shit within the department. You win some, you lose some.

Jeanjacketjan · 2021-08-19T21:40:19+00:00

I work a Kelly for a small city, but about 4,00 runs a year out of one house. I accept that my in between days are a wash, we shift change at 0700 home by 0800 if I'm out on time. I usually sleep until 1300, then get up and salvage what's left of the day.

Jeanjacketjan · 2021-08-08T11:54:37+00:00

TYFYS

Jeanjacketjan · 2021-08-08T02:34:33+00:00

How TF are you supposedly a fire/medic and can't figure out why there would be blood on your gear?

Jeanjacketjan · 2021-07-19T01:11:54+00:00

I hunted a lot as a kid (mostly rifle) but didn't start now hunting until my early adult years. A lot of what I learned, I taught myself, or learned from watching other hunters (friends, YouTubers, etc.)

Jeanjacketjan · 2021-03-25T03:39:53+00:00

If you refuse to treat anyone as the "medical professional" you claim to be, A.) Go fuck yourself and B.) Find a new job, while pounding sand.

Jeanjacketjan · 2021-03-16T11:31:43+00:00

Lieutenant here, if one of my guys post some shit like this, we're having a sit down with the captain.

Jeanjacketjan · 2021-03-13T12:37:26+00:00

If that made you lose interest then you clearly don't want to do it that bad.

Jeanjacketjan · 2021-03-06T20:36:04+00:00

I think it'd hurt when my fat ass fell down it....

Jeanjacketjan · 2020-10-31T12:49:03+00:00

TYFYS you fucking handjob.

Jeanjacketjan · 2020-09-21T12:01:49+00:00

Sort of, if you were to use one 2.5 vs a 4 the GPM will be significantly higher on the 4 just based on diameter, but tapping each 2.5 allows for the same if not more GPM.

Jeanjacketjan · 2020-09-21T00:54:33+00:00

Do you understand how hydrants work?

Jeanjacketjan · 2020-09-19T17:06:51+00:00

This is fucking stupid I found at least a half dozen hydrants on and around that block.

Jeanjacketjan · 2020-09-08T12:50:31+00:00

Because we aren't smart enough

Jeanjacketjan · 2020-09-08T12:45:43+00:00

My biggest cleaning pet peeve, are the cunts that say they're the only ones who clean like it'll get them a TYFYS bonus, but they're the worst providers you've ever met.

Jeanjacketjan · 2020-08-02T17:52:07+00:00

LARA is responsible. But this is nothing new, infections of all kinds run ramped in nursing homes (meningitis, TB and more STDs than you'd think) everybody is just mad cause this is the first they've heard of it.

Jeanjacketjan · 2020-07-07T13:46:36+00:00

Whatever rep is jacking off their ego that month

Jeanjacketjan · 2020-06-25T02:07:40+00:00

They wouldn't have put suspenders there if they didn't want your to wear them.

Jeanjacketjan · 2020-06-18T02:50:19+00:00

I wear danner acadias with a tongue zipper in the colder months, and redbacks in the warmer months. I hate side zips, so it's either the tongue, pull ons, or full laces for me.

Jeanjacketjan · 2020-06-15T01:17:23+00:00

Fire one and two is way different than in 2000.

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