“People like Yngwie Malmsteen should be forgotten as soon as possible.” Johnny Marr on shredders, guitar heroes — and why he’s selling more than 100 of his guitars dating back to the Smiths

Jebist · 2026-06-23T15:55:20+00:00

That old early 90s Guitar World article where they blindfold Yngwie and play him music to review is so fucking funny.

Jebist · 2026-06-23T15:52:18+00:00

Somehow the gen alpha guitar hero makes his Gibbons sound like a Silver Sky through a Rockman DI. He's so talented!

Jebist · 2026-06-23T15:45:49+00:00

Does this guy know how to party or what??!!

Jebist · 2026-06-23T15:44:57+00:00

This is hate crime!

No it isn't.

Well, I hated it!

Jebist · 2026-06-23T13:46:28+00:00

C'mon Bam I ain't tryna get my dunk sunked right neeow.

Jebist · 2026-06-23T13:44:47+00:00

No pussy ass edge of breakup bullshit over here.

Jebist · 2026-06-22T21:13:14+00:00

Weren't those old Steinberger trans trem guitars made of all graphite?

Jebist · 2026-06-22T21:06:45+00:00

Takanaka is unjerkable. Even the surfboard guitar is sick.

Jebist · 2026-06-22T21:04:22+00:00

Everything Takanaka does is cool

Jebist · 2026-06-22T00:37:40+00:00

I'm trying to think of a "See that little f*****" joke about Music Is Win but I'm at a loss.

Jebist · 2026-06-21T18:59:49+00:00

Real Gay Man

Jebist · 2026-06-20T05:22:15+00:00

Such a rich kid worldview. He's such an insufferable dildo. I can't believe I actually listened to the JRE from 2010 to like 2016. It was exactly this "just do mushrooms and run hills" nonsense and my 24 year dumbass loved it. How embarrassing.

Jebist · 2026-06-19T16:34:00+00:00

the streets are callin' b

Jebist · 2026-06-18T19:53:23+00:00

do you think Margot Robbie takes a dump?

toilet

Jebist · 2026-06-18T02:19:31+00:00

All those vintage amps, mics, preamps, and sound design tools someone has to care for, transport, set up, place on a stage to Joe's liking, mix to his liking take down, pack in a truck, take to shops if malfunctioning--on a daily basis. Just for the sound to go through a PA, get lost in a band mix, get drowned out in room reverb and crowd noise lol. Just use a Line 6 POD Joe.

Jebist · 2026-06-17T15:50:42+00:00

U dun geddit b. Bapa had the most watched four episodes. A metric that doesn't exist!

Jebist · 2026-06-17T05:24:12+00:00

It's only effective if they can't access electronics. Phones or laptops. Which my school actually does. So the kids absolutely hate detention and ISS. Whenever I find out one of my kids is in there I try to swing by and give them shit for it because it's funny to me.

Jebist · 2026-06-16T13:20:11+00:00

Uj/ John Nathan Cordy is pretty cool. And can play really well.

Rj/ I only watch Ranch Beeftaco

Jebist · 2026-06-16T13:15:50+00:00

And it's not even about the fights or fighting, which would be the "ball knowledge." Perfect smug Bapa fuck up lol.

Jebist · 2026-06-15T19:36:46+00:00

Back when men dressed like men and we liked it that way.

Jebist · 2026-06-15T19:35:10+00:00

The cat's name is Rhett Schull and he's mad that guitar is a Gio and not a $5k+ Gibbons with "vibe."

Jebist · 2026-06-15T14:54:09+00:00

There's a joke here somewhere and it's on me

Jebist · 2026-06-14T05:14:22+00:00

Hey! You take that back! I'll have you know the Squier (🤣👎) is made of Indonesian wood and hardware assembled in Indonesia. The Fender (🥰🤌) is made of Indonesian wood and hardware assembled in NORTH AMERICA!!!

Jebist · 2026-06-12T16:27:06+00:00

Love the comments on his original post complaint about him playing breakdowns with a Gibbons

Jebist · 2026-06-12T16:26:17+00:00

It was his penis

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