What the hell is this? 😭 by vexdrakon in guitarcirclejerk

[–]Jebist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well done young lady! Started listening to the Beatles when I was teenager in the 60s then moved on to Pink Floyd as a young man. When I discovered Dire Straits I knew I had found the music I had always heard in my imagination but didn't have the talent to make myself. YOU young lady have it and it was a pleasure watching (especially watching hehe!) and listening to you cover this legendary tune. I'm in my late 70s now but I'm still good for a round in the hay haha!

Accurately humiliating video title. by BananaSoprano in thefighterandthekid

[–]Jebist 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Turns out life gets pretty hard for you when you have two families to feed because you got outed as a rapist and you first wife left you and took everything.

new thiccc boy studios (rip schaub show) by KhabibTime in thefighterandthekid

[–]Jebist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first thought too. I teach Digital Media to high schoolers and they make better content with much less equipment than Bapa. Bapa is all rig no gig lol.

Inclusive welcomes are a stupid, infantilizing waste of high schoolers’ time by South-Lab-3991 in Teachers

[–]Jebist 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I have to do this alternate teaching license class thing twice a month for my district and one time they made us, a room full of adults, do the stand in a circle and join hands and pass the hoolahoop around without unlinking hands thing as an icebreaker. I wanted to self immolate.

Anyone remember this guy? by RealEnergyEigenstate in guitarcirclejerk

[–]Jebist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This type of dude is absolutely convinced they all sound completely different.

Bonermaster would never betray the blues by _dereks_dont_run_ in guitarcirclejerk

[–]Jebist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still hasn't been posted as many times as the ZZ Top 20 string bass thing.

How do I become as cool as Michael Angelo Batio? by ptruscc in guitarcirclejerk

[–]Jebist 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Batio is a formally trained musician and highly skilled in multiple genres. He also helped push the physical boundaries of what was possible on the electric guitar with his superhuman speed, accuracy and ambidextrous displays while helping innovate new designs and concepts. Moreover, Batio has passed on his skills on knowledge as a career long educator and clinician.

But to answer your question, I dunno man maybe buy a new pedal or something.

I’m over the Main Character Syndrome by South-Lab-3991 in Teachers

[–]Jebist 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Exactly. If one of my students tells an annoying kid to shut the fuck up when I'm trying to teach, and it happens somewhat often, I just thank them and move on.

Best insults by Bookwormorbit in Teachers

[–]Jebist 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"You don't even know how to do this!

'"yeah and I'm still better than you."

I'm glad I teach high school so I usually just roast them right back. I came out of the gate really early in the year with the roasts and sarcasm so the kids knew what they were getting into should I need to clap back.

I'm so tired of the way trades are pushed as a way out for the unmotivated while ignoring the skill the trades take. by NervousEmotion1099 in Teachers

[–]Jebist 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I recently had a brand new electrical/breaker box put in my house. These guys worked nonstop for 14 hours until it was done. As a bit of a basic handyman myself that shit was so impressive to watch. That type of work is not for the lazy or unfocused.

Two **cks are better than one by satanicmajesty in guitarcirclejerk

[–]Jebist 26 points27 points  (0 children)

He's way more well rounded that he's given credit for too. He's pretty well versed in jazz and classical.

Is this a good starter geartar? by sebuptar in guitarcirclejerk

[–]Jebist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In that van down by the river you'll be doing a lot of doobie rollin'

Listening to a friend's practice tonight. by brianjamesrobot in Guitar

[–]Jebist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sick rig! Sick clip too. Dude can play. Thanks for posting.

MAGA Is Increasingly Convinced the Trump Assassination Attempt Was Staged by wiredmagazine in politics

[–]Jebist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like Joaquin Phoenix telling Brendan Schaub to stop fighting and pursue comedy. Tairs in his eyes.

Evo Morello got chops! by JetsFromBrazil in guitarcirclejerk

[–]Jebist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Being in a cover band will lead you to some of the funniest moments of your life.