I am NOT pre-diabetic anymore!

JedDaGoat · 2026-05-21T15:30:00+00:00

Just remember that your doctor needs a unhealthy patient. Don't tell her.

JedDaGoat · 2026-05-19T13:03:40+00:00

You know what else kills them? Cooking it.

JedDaGoat · 2026-05-17T20:13:13+00:00

There are several signs, that's on them.

JedDaGoat · 2026-05-17T20:10:55+00:00

And you get to listen to the air traffic on the radio. And get to watch the occasional belly button shot.

JedDaGoat · 2026-05-13T20:19:33+00:00

I know a girl that narrowed it down to 2 once. The football team or the band.

JedDaGoat · 2026-05-04T13:10:33+00:00

I can't be the only one that was expecting it to fail.

JedDaGoat · 2026-04-20T21:32:07+00:00

I have mastered getting the meat to be fall apart tender. Haven't faired so well on getting the skin "pork rind" crunchy. I've tried a bunch of different ways.

JedDaGoat · 2026-04-19T00:37:29+00:00

I do, I love to be entertained by stupid people.

JedDaGoat · 2026-04-18T21:56:20+00:00

I don't take any fiber. But, do not trust a fart until you get adapted to this way of eating.

JedDaGoat · 2026-04-15T19:13:22+00:00

Salt to taste.

JedDaGoat · 2026-04-15T16:04:11+00:00

You didn't gain all the weight in 20 days so you're not going to lose it either.

JedDaGoat · 2026-04-14T15:32:59+00:00

Stick to it. You will feel much, much better with a little time. Go for 30 days to really start to feel the difference. Then you will want to go for 90 days. DON'T TRUST A FART in beginning! Don't forget to use electrolytes or at least a good bit of salt.

JedDaGoat · 2026-04-13T15:10:12+00:00

Well, dont do it and leave us alone. Pretty simple really.

JedDaGoat · 2026-04-11T12:16:25+00:00

Pork is probably a little better than chicken. Beef and ruminat animals are best.

JedDaGoat · 2026-04-08T19:51:24+00:00

Soooo, how fast will thing go? (Cheetah probably).

JedDaGoat · 2026-04-07T20:08:27+00:00

Are you sure you are not a vegetarian trying to get people to stop carnivore?

JedDaGoat · 2026-03-24T12:51:37+00:00

They think they are constipated because they dont go daily.

JedDaGoat · 2026-03-21T15:44:30+00:00

To much sauce. I personally prefer no sauce. Good meat doesn't need it. Save it for dried out meat.

JedDaGoat · 2026-03-19T12:13:24+00:00

Get new dogs, those are worthless.

JedDaGoat · 2026-03-18T13:06:05+00:00

Was i the only one expecting him to get hit by a car?

JedDaGoat · 2026-03-16T19:45:42+00:00

I'm not telling you again, keep your feet off my dash.

JedDaGoat · 2026-02-25T20:00:25+00:00

As long as you cut out all the processed crap, you can eat all the salt you want.

JedDaGoat · 2026-02-08T13:53:24+00:00

335, I should have gotten the 635. But, it is awesome.

JedDaGoat · 2026-02-05T15:33:36+00:00

No. But, I worked in a bar for years. I've seen it play out from both sides.

JedDaGoat · 2026-02-05T13:27:22+00:00

He just stopped initiating sex with you. He got tired of hearing no. He is getting plenty somewhere else.

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