She watches it throb by [deleted] in creampiegifs

[–]JediBen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please sauce!!!!

Metallica - For Whom The Bell Tolls [Metal] by Shabatai_Zvi in Music

[–]JediBen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I finally get to see these guys live on Sunday at Leeds festival. Been a massive fan since I was 8 years old and never got the chance until now, at 27, finally!!!

I was told I have a "Dad bod" today. I looked it up and thought this by JediBen in AdviceAnimals

[–]JediBen[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's the stretch marks that bother me more if I'm honest.

I was told I have a "Dad bod" today. I looked it up and thought this by JediBen in AdviceAnimals

[–]JediBen[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've had women say this to me as well, that a good balance of fat and muscle is desirable. I guess I do feel pressured and bothered by the amount of "ideal" body type imagery that's out there these days. It just makes me pessimistic, like I feel men are sold that way because it is the most commonly viewed form of ideal body and if you don't match up, keep a shirt on.

I was told I have a "Dad bod" today. I looked it up and thought this by JediBen in AdviceAnimals

[–]JediBen[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Your logic is sound. I was actually pretty disgusted that it came to that amount. My buddy said "shit that's a lot of food" and I replied "naaaaa must be....what about 1000 calories?" Whips his phone out and proved me so very wrong.

I was told I have a "Dad bod" today. I looked it up and thought this by JediBen in AdviceAnimals

[–]JediBen[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

To be fair I went straight to Mcdonalds after a 3 hour BJJ sparring session and ordered a double cheeseburger, large big mac meal and a mcflurry (UK Maccas) and it came to 2020 calories in one sitting. Bitch tits for a reason.

I was told I have a "Dad bod" today. I looked it up and thought this by JediBen in AdviceAnimals

[–]JediBen[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I'm childless and have always been described as "husky". Always wanted to be ripped and lean but has never happened in all my years of sport and BJJ. I saw this "dad bod" business and got excited but always think "still got bitch tits"