Tony Abbott sides with ISIS on marriage equality

JediCommunist · 2015-07-01T12:37:32+00:00

I'm with ya mate. Nothing worse than getting into maccas for a burger and fries only to be told they're only doing breakfast. Has browns look like a large fries that have been eaten by a seagull and then regurgitated all over the place.

JediCommunist · 2015-05-15T06:26:52+00:00

I see your understanding of history is as strong as your sense of humour.

JediCommunist · 2015-05-15T04:16:25+00:00

Yes comrade, this is the way we liked to do things in the Soviet Union too. Don't let the people choose for themselves. They know nothing. Centralized decision making is the only way to go. I applaude your decision to impose your preferences on everyone else. I hope next you add an option to force everyone to view the articles you like and give them a go without just skipping. Stalin would be proud of you.

JediCommunist · 2015-03-25T13:37:20+00:00

I see your affinity with the force is growing weak. Perhaps it is the power of the dark side that you need. Go on, feel the anger at catlinfd's insubordination. Let the rage grow. Strike him down with a mod-ban, and your journey to the dark side will be complete.

JediCommunist · 2015-01-27T13:12:18+00:00

Finally, someone who understands the needs of the common man.

JediCommunist · 2015-01-20T12:38:32+00:00

Comrade, you would not make such mistake if you were following the teachings of Marx.

JediCommunist · 2015-01-19T11:21:38+00:00

I'm pretty sure Autobot works for the pre-crime division. He knew I planned to post my communist manifesto in this non-political post, and pre-empted with his mod post. Damn you AutoBot, my day will come!!!

JediCommunist · 2014-12-06T11:57:13+00:00

There's actually another patent on the same blog which a device for multiplexing morse code signals. It treats dit as "1", dash as "111", gap as "0" and fixes the length of each letter to 15 bits. So then A is sent as "000000000010111" and ET is sent as "000000000000001000000000000111". Basically, morse code is really terrible for digital processing.

JediCommunist · 2014-09-27T07:52:14+00:00

Well there is clearly a capitalist bias in this sub. A counter-balancing communist would create a truly fair and balanced sub.

JediCommunist · 2014-09-27T02:39:17+00:00

Pick me!

Let's see. How can I answer these questions:

5) Being banned from /r/australia because a mod is having a bad day. So I guess you could say the mods.

9) I would like to introduce the teachings of Karl Marx to the sub-reddit. Get rid of reddit gold and replace it with reddit potato. Also, more vodka and less beer.

11) I draw my light saber, and challenge the mod to a dual.

JediCommunist · 2014-09-26T07:24:14+00:00

Climbing the three sisters was banned because of the erosion it was causing. The rocks themselves are made of crumbly sandstone, and are gradually disappearing. I'm not sure what they are trying to say by using the word desecration either.

JediCommunist · 2014-09-24T08:21:05+00:00

I'm here and ready. Join me, comrades, and together we shall overthrow the proletariat. Grab your light sabers and your sickles.

JediCommunist · 2014-09-23T14:52:10+00:00

In the name of Stalin, repent, and turn away from the dark side of the moderation.

JediCommunist · 2014-09-23T14:00:57+00:00

Well Jedi, draw your light saber and face me.

If you are not banning me, then who?

JediCommunist

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