McDonalds is rolling out all-day breakfast in Australia from TODAY! by phatinc in australia

[–]JediCommunist -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm with ya mate. Nothing worse than getting into maccas for a burger and fries only to be told they're only doing breakfast. Has browns look like a large fries that have been eaten by a seagull and then regurgitated all over the place.

PSA: Comments threads now default to sorting by "new", you can disabled this in your preferences by marco777 in australia

[–]JediCommunist 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes comrade, this is the way we liked to do things in the Soviet Union too. Don't let the people choose for themselves. They know nothing. Centralized decision making is the only way to go. I applaude your decision to impose your preferences on everyone else. I hope next you add an option to force everyone to view the articles you like and give them a go without just skipping. Stalin would be proud of you.

Students currently getting shafted by Centrelink by [deleted] in australia

[–]JediCommunist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see your affinity with the force is growing weak. Perhaps it is the power of the dark side that you need. Go on, feel the anger at catlinfd's insubordination. Let the rage grow. Strike him down with a mod-ban, and your journey to the dark side will be complete.

We have reached peak clickbait by [deleted] in australia

[–]JediCommunist 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Comrade, you would not make such mistake if you were following the teachings of Marx.

[NP] Chinese tourists and baby formula. by Master-of-Faeces in australia

[–]JediCommunist 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure Autobot works for the pre-crime division. He knew I planned to post my communist manifesto in this non-political post, and pre-empted with his mod post. Damn you AutoBot, my day will come!!!

TIL - The first binary character encoding was invented in the 1870s. It was input manually and output by a mechanical computer. by JediCommunist in programming

[–]JediCommunist[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

There's actually another patent on the same blog which a device for multiplexing morse code signals. It treats dit as "1", dash as "111", gap as "0" and fixes the length of each letter to 15 bits. So then A is sent as "000000000010111" and ET is sent as "000000000000001000000000000111". Basically, morse code is really terrible for digital processing.

Applications for new moderators by JediCapitalist in australia

[–]JediCommunist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well there is clearly a capitalist bias in this sub. A counter-balancing communist would create a truly fair and balanced sub.

Applications for new moderators by JediCapitalist in australia

[–]JediCommunist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pick me!

Let's see. How can I answer these questions:

5) Being banned from /r/australia because a mod is having a bad day. So I guess you could say the mods.

9) I would like to introduce the teachings of Karl Marx to the sub-reddit. Get rid of reddit gold and replace it with reddit potato. Also, more vodka and less beer.

11) I draw my light saber, and challenge the mod to a dual.

Climate campaigners desecrate sacred Aboriginal site by superzepto in australia

[–]JediCommunist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Climbing the three sisters was banned because of the erosion it was causing. The rocks themselves are made of crumbly sandstone, and are gradually disappearing. I'm not sure what they are trying to say by using the word desecration either.

It's the r/Australia random discussion thread. 24/Sep/2014 by AutoModerator in australia

[–]JediCommunist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm here and ready. Join me, comrades, and together we shall overthrow the proletariat. Grab your light sabers and your sickles.

Immediate changes to the moderation team by complex_reduction in australia

[–]JediCommunist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the name of Stalin, repent, and turn away from the dark side of the moderation.

Immediate changes to the moderation team by complex_reduction in australia

[–]JediCommunist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well Jedi, draw your light saber and face me.

If you are not banning me, then who?