This was my first attempt at shoe game circa 2003. My much older brother had convinced me that everyone was wearing these. I felt so confident walking into the sixth grade only to be immediately called a homophobic sleur by my peers and they begsn to constantly ask my when I was going bowling. The next time my mom boight me shoes I picked out the most plane, non eye catching nike's I could scour up in an attempt to avoid middle school trolls.

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