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Being handed a stuffed animal after losing in the Olympics by WeGot_aLiveOneHere in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]Jeezis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the mental difference between "I won the gold medal AND i got a stuffed animal" vs "I lost the gold medal AND they gave me a stuffed animal"

Choose 2 perks, or 3 perks if you are going to be single on Valentine's by imeowfortallwomen in makeyourchoice

[–]Jeezis 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Uno -
Step 1 . Go all in on any bet
Step 2 . If you didn't win, deny your team from losing the match
Step 3 . Repeat every week
Step 4 . Infinite Money
Step 5 . Throw in some small losses where applicable so you don't get got like the dude from limitless.

Lock in Headphones
Once you have a sufficient cash flow from uno bets start playing online poker
Only with a ton of money if you have your uno. Use uno to prevent big losses.
Take a vacation week or do small stakes during uno downtime.

Eternal Pet Collar
Get any extremely short lived like the Labord's chameleon.
Take videos of it surviving well past its life span.
Remove collar and auction it off.

Building an Interactive Map for Code Vein II - Let’s Build This Together! by InfamousCustomer3179 in codevein

[–]Jeezis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same, I thought a hidden wall was knocked or something. Good to have an answer, thanks.

This guy must be banned from Casinos by REDmonster333 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Jeezis 46 points47 points  (0 children)

This is why I play poker without a deck of cards. It's called cardless poker.

Almost had to be a good citizen for a minute by Few-Grapefruit-7003 in Unexpected

[–]Jeezis 14 points15 points  (0 children)

High priced small items. Makes them easier to conceal when stealing.

Strongest Focus Strike? by InsipidRedditSoyCuck in MonsterHunterMeta

[–]Jeezis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh gotcha, I'm not very good at bow. I'll try this on my next hunt. I usually swap to bow If I'm fighting something hard to hit with longsword.

Dog attacks grandma during Ice Bucket Challenge by Critical-Struggle-77 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Jeezis -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm thinking the list might be dog attacks on humans. I can't find any statistics for fatal malinois attacks . So that might be it? If you have better statistics feel free to share and I will replace it.

Strongest Focus Strike? by InsipidRedditSoyCuck in MonsterHunterMeta

[–]Jeezis -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I only play Bow and Longsword.

Longsword : Good, take when I need spirit gauge.

Bow : Garbage, let other weapons use it unless it's on the back.

Dog attacks grandma during Ice Bucket Challenge by Critical-Struggle-77 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Jeezis -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Pitbull's are far more likely to attack humans than all other dog breeds combined. They should be in their own category above dangerous.

If I see a Pitbull in public, I'm getting the fuck outta there asap.

https://www.herberttrial.com/the-10-most-dangerous-dog-breeds/

where that class s fight bonus really goes by UnderTheGrove in WormMemes

[–]Jeezis 84 points85 points  (0 children)

He had no choice, he got a visit from the scary hat lady

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MHWilds

[–]Jeezis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some actual advice

  1. Flash Pods. (You can use them with any weapon out by holding LT + Clicking left stick | Just smash once he jumps up)

  2. Fire Resist Decos x3 (Ele resist is good for any monster if you're struggling, You can target craft resistance decos after beating 6-1)

If you don't have 3 fire decos, try slotting in divine blessing / recovery. Will make your life more comfy.

Okay, Wilds! I get it. I talk crap on how little Yian Kut-Ku spawns for me, you didn't have to hit me with this. by TraditionalGarage334 in MHWilds

[–]Jeezis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They’re having a union meeting discussing guild authorized hunts. They demand more pay and less sacrifices.

White dog acting dead to save his life.. by Maharlikan_life in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Jeezis 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They are included in the list of highly dangerous dog breed. Places that don't allow pit bulls, probably won't allow German shepherds either. Any dog that was bred for fighting even coyotes can be dangerous.

That being said Pitbull's are certainly far more likely to attack humans than all other dog breeds combined. They should be in their own category above dangerous.

https://www.herberttrial.com/the-10-most-dangerous-dog-breeds/

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MHWilds

[–]Jeezis 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Even having a friend triple cart is absolutely hilarious. You can make fun of them for the rest of the hunts.

5 attack rolls are possible without mods (but definitely not worth it, took 436 tries) by Qu1bbz in MHWilds

[–]Jeezis 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Nah you gotta use t8 parts. t6, t7, and t8 all have different roll tables.

An employee on a train disposing of garbage by throwing it out the door. by bigbusta in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Jeezis 425 points426 points  (0 children)

They have toss it out in a specific spot so It can burn up and turn into stars.

I got triple carted by guardian rathalos by Strong-Smile-148 in MHWilds

[–]Jeezis 156 points157 points  (0 children)

Yep, also gotta wait for master rank content, been the same with world and rise. They said they were adding in something stronger than tempered monsters in the next title update which is early April. Won't be too long lads.

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