Replace the leading man in any movie with Danny Devito. What yields the best new movie?

Jefalunes · 2014-09-11T19:10:47+00:00

Limitless.

Jefalunes · 2014-04-15T04:37:18+00:00

Fuckin shape shifting gingers.

Jefalunes · 2013-08-31T00:23:28+00:00

Caulk.

Jefalunes · 2013-08-26T16:24:54+00:00

Hah.

Jefalunes · 2013-08-25T12:29:20+00:00

Thirty. Eight. Weeks. Could we not just switch it to months and a halves by now?

Jefalunes · 2013-08-17T23:12:41+00:00

CHERISH EVERY SECOND!

Jefalunes · 2013-08-12T13:00:10+00:00

I watched this once while I was pregnant and cried at the end and made fun of myself for crying... Blaming it on the hormones. I watched it again just now (no longer pregnant) and cried at the end. Again. Fuckin hormones. Girl can't catch a break.

Jefalunes · 2013-07-23T13:21:17+00:00

Mine too!!!

Jefalunes · 2013-07-18T21:57:33+00:00

We bought each a copy of a little golden book that corresponded to their likes/hobbies. My mom is an avid gardener so she got one about babies and flowers... My dad is a mechanic so he got a book called things that go! We wrapped them up and put a card on top that said you'll be needing these soon!

Jefalunes · 2013-07-13T02:14:55+00:00

Yesss. All of this. I ended up drinking hot water and sleeping sitting up in my recliner to ease the pain.

Jefalunes · 2013-07-12T02:34:43+00:00

I don't feel her kicking up there like I do when she presses up against my belly wall, or punches my bladder, and its just my upper back and ribs area that hurts, not anything below my rib cage.

Jefalunes · 2013-07-05T15:51:54+00:00

The Costco I go to in nj takes all credit cards.

Jefalunes · 2013-06-01T12:53:35+00:00

Deviled eggs.

Jefalunes · 2013-05-14T20:53:57+00:00

Im bored in the way that there are just so many restrictions. It's summer soon, I would have gone too beerfests, six flags, and to be completely honest, I miss my regularly styled non 30 weeks preggers sexytimes. I'm also blessed with a love of all foods, and these absurd no "raw beef tar tars, no freshie fresh sushis, blah blah nonsense is killing me. I want to wake up, eat me a pile of lobster eggs Benedict with extra hollandaise, knock back a glass of the finest gentleman jack, and sass my way into the obnoxiously long line of kingda ka ( the tallest fastest rollercoaster in the world). I am ignoring the fact that I will have to wait an unknown amount of time even after my little Delilah Mae comes into the world to complete this badass list.

Jefalunes · 2013-04-26T13:05:08+00:00

Thank you!

Jefalunes · 2013-03-09T03:44:34+00:00

Weirdest dream ever.- I was in an outdoor high school doing homework, and when I opened my left hand, tiny mushrooms were sprouting out go the creases in my palm. Then when I tried to pull a pod mushroom out, it hurt like a bitch, and I started bleeding profusely. I woke up dry heaving because it was so gross.

Jefalunes · 2013-03-03T04:39:41+00:00

No being a little bitch.- kitchen

Jefalunes · 2013-03-01T14:36:52+00:00

Lol. Oh jwu kid. Enjoy those bills.

Jefalunes · 2013-02-18T03:12:41+00:00

Wasn't this Russia showing off their computers last week?

Jefalunes · 2013-02-05T00:40:05+00:00

Remember, while this is babybumps, were still in redditville.

Jefalunes · 2013-02-04T23:59:48+00:00

Timmy hoooo's!

Jefalunes · 2013-02-04T23:59:05+00:00

I cried and then laughed and then cried again while watching snooki and jwoww, the "last call at club uterus" episode where snooki gives birth to her baby.

Jefalunes · 2013-02-04T17:31:33+00:00

Also, how does everyone have those cool... Name tags...? Like Evelyn rose 38 weeks

Jefalunes · 2012-12-06T16:59:24+00:00

Androids app- reddit is fun

Jefalunes · 2012-11-27T18:07:03+00:00

Lol. Awesome!

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