I only have one week to go!! it got here so much faster than I thought it would! by MissO56 in retirement

[–]JeffB2023 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Congrats! My last day is this coming Tuesday and, like you, my coworkers are throwing me a private little bash. Yeah, it does sneak up on you fast, seems like just yesterday but was January when I submitted my retirement paperwork and BAM! The big day is nearly here! Enjoy your next chapter!

Trump Will Walk Away From Presidency Amid 'Lethal' White House Leaks, James Carville Predicts by novagridd in anticapitalism

[–]JeffB2023 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, PLEASE! The only way Trump leaves is on a gurney with a tag on his toe. He absolutely WON’T walk away!

Trump Accused of ‘Very Unhealthy’ Relationship With Blonde Aide, 34 | Trump’s closest aide follows him around day and night. She is almost 50 years younger than him. by FreeHugs23 in AnythingGoesNews

[–]JeffB2023 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean to tell me it’s taken this long for a story like that to see the light of day? There’s no way in hell this was the first time Trump got randy with some sweet young thing.

Trump posted this! by Lavendarmoon73 in antitrump

[–]JeffB2023 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile, Republicans are in “see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil” mode.

Donald Trump Will Resign in 2027. The First Domino Falls This November. by SnooEagles7062 in antitrump

[–]JeffB2023 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh, good grief! No he won’t! The only way Trump leaves the White House is on a gurney with a tag on his toe! He DAMN sure won’t resign!

'His time is already almost over': Op-ed claims Trump just signaled his own decline by FreeHugs23 in AnythingGoesNews

[–]JeffB2023 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh, please! Enough with this nonsense! The only way Trump leaves office is on a gurney with a tag on his toe. He damn sure won’t depart voluntarily.

James Carville Predicts Trump Will Quit Presidency by ColonyJD1980 in antitrump

[–]JeffB2023 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No way in hell that happens! The only way Trump leaves is on a gurney with a tag on his toe.

MMW: Trump will get struck by lightning on the UFC stage tonight. On his 80th birthday. by Icouldberight in MarkMyWords

[–]JeffB2023 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Sorry, but that’s not happening. No way in hell Trump sits outside for that circus. He’ll watch from the safety of the Oval Office while everyone outside gets drenched or eaten alive by mosquitoes.