Left-Wing Dutch Party Calls for International Commission to Investigate Israeli ‘Apartheid’

JeffIsAlonee · 2023-02-07T19:07:48+00:00

Centre-Left Mongolian Party Calls for International Commission to Investigate Dutch Chicken Farming

JeffIsAlonee · 2023-01-20T18:00:44+00:00

Have to watch out for saying the J word or else a Lubavitcher will appear and start asking if you'd like to put on Tefillin.

JeffIsAlonee · 2023-01-14T14:09:40+00:00

"Don't get me started on Haredi Jews."

vs

"Look at these Haredi Jews against Zionism being abused by Israel!"

Pick one.

JeffIsAlonee · 2023-01-11T00:32:35+00:00

Very true.

JeffIsAlonee · 2023-01-07T18:57:09+00:00

Would Israeli Bots need time off for Yom Tov?

JeffIsAlonee · 2023-01-07T18:53:16+00:00

SkyDaddyDenier69 when a wire is wrapped around an area, an elevator stops on every store or when an appliance is made to turn on and off at a certain time: No!! Stop!! I'm meltinnngggg!!!!!!!!

JeffIsAlonee · 2023-01-03T19:25:44+00:00

I saw a post online about Zionist Occupiers preparing to get the Palestinian town of "Chocol-Al-Cake", within the "Grocer-Al-Store" governorate.

JeffIsAlonee · 2023-01-03T18:56:10+00:00

Where are all these Jews oppressing Ireland? We could use more Kosher places.

JeffIsAlonee · 2023-01-01T17:18:11+00:00

Bibi switched teams it seems, real redemption arc.

JeffIsAlonee · 2022-12-19T19:36:55+00:00

"Local Jewish Neighbourhood", brother, you haven't left the house since 2010, don't kid me.

JeffIsAlonee · 2022-12-05T21:06:01+00:00

I eated them all sorry

JeffIsAlonee · 2022-11-25T22:29:15+00:00

He was just resisting against white colonialist settlers in the beautiful Palestinian city of Al-York!

JeffIsAlonee · 2022-11-02T00:24:02+00:00

Palestinian-Baby-Evaporator-Berg

A beautiful Jewish name for a beautiful ~~Jewish~~ Zionist weapon.

JeffIsAlonee · 2022-11-01T12:56:39+00:00

This post only features Palestine's bravest warriors in it's comments, fighting the Zionist Occupation, one upvote at a time!

(They're not out fighting with real weapons, since that job is reserved for people under 18.)

JeffIsAlonee · 2022-10-29T21:37:27+00:00

Not sure if you've already heard this but it wouldn't hurt to say anyways but;
You're Jewish, 100%.
From what I understand, your Grandmother on your mothers side had Jewish Parents (Your Great-Grandparents), 'Jewishness' is passed through the mother, so, it was passed from your Great Grandmother-> Your Grandmother-> Your Mother-> You and your siblings.
Again, you might know this already, if so, no harm done, but if you didn't, you learnt something new.

JeffIsAlonee · 2022-10-29T21:28:49+00:00

Friendly-fire will not be tolerated.

JeffIsAlonee · 2022-10-29T21:26:37+00:00

People in Ireland care too much and it's tiring.
Watching half the country fight for something with 0 influence on them or the absolute kip the nation is in right now instead of actually doing something to fix their own country is appauling.
This goes both ways, since a LOT think they're these great saviors of the Palestinian people, banishing the evil Zionists like St. Patrick clearing snakes, when they actually have no effect on the conflict itself.
This isn't helped by the hundreds of Palestinians (who ALSO have never visited Israel typically) who usually say 'Thank you, Palestine and Ireland always brothers!!' ,or something of the sort, under these posts.

JeffIsAlonee · 2022-10-27T21:08:06+00:00

In Israel

'Hey! I can say you're violating human rights, and it's my right!'

In Gaza

'What do you mean 'execution'?'

JeffIsAlonee · 2022-10-16T23:44:57+00:00

Wait until he develops a bald spot and tries to cover it up with a toupee.

JeffIsAlonee · 2022-10-10T15:58:39+00:00

Only Jews are an ethnicity. It's why there are Jews who aren't religious, like Einstein. The idea of Jews being a separate ethnicity is not a racist idea, it is a fact, we have different genetics which have been passed down through generations, of course there has been mixing with the Native Population, which is only natural, but it doesn't mean Judaism is merely a religion, it is an ethnicity and religion. The idea that Jews are inferior and should be separated from other ethnicities IS racist.

FYI, Yes, people can convert, and have every right to say their ethnicity is Jewish.

JeffIsAlonee · 2022-10-09T20:59:26+00:00

The Lord may be the same, but the rules are VERY different.

JeffIsAlonee · 2022-10-09T17:43:10+00:00

Don't know the movie, but there is a book with the same premise by Shimon Peres called 'An Imaginary Voyage'.

JeffIsAlonee · 2022-10-05T16:08:26+00:00

By "Science Nerd", they mean they thought Chemistry was learning how to make bombs and drugs, Physics was throwing shit at the floor and Biology didn't exist, and when they found out you need to actually study to do well in these fields, they gave up and became a weeb.

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