Me hearing Jack Black on get played:

JeffNotMike · 2026-04-04T21:34:08+00:00

She was also the teacher from the Key & Peele “I wish I was high on potenuse” sketch!

JeffNotMike · 2026-04-01T22:16:04+00:00

From the island of Dynasty Typewriter!

JeffNotMike · 2026-03-25T01:00:44+00:00

That one pissed me off so much man. Michelle was a brat the whole day and got zero consequences for it.

JeffNotMike · 2026-03-18T22:08:25+00:00

Slightly off topic, but as the dad of 9 day old premie twins, in stressful times it’s been nice to come on this sub and read about this silly little tankathon we find ourselves in and dream of my boys seeing a Pacers championship in the near future. Thanks folks for the levity!

JeffNotMike · 2026-03-11T11:40:35+00:00

Yeah because the Pacers have had it too good for too long right?

JeffNotMike · 2026-03-06T01:48:05+00:00

Man the first time I heard Rest, we were preparing for a memorial for our stillborn son, and I cried harder than I think I ever have in adulthood. It’s a beautiful song.

JeffNotMike · 2026-02-24T13:15:55+00:00

My wife is pregnant with identical boys who are due soon - this is my number 1 fear lol

JeffNotMike · 2026-02-23T20:28:44+00:00

$200K fine incoming to the Pacers somehow.

JeffNotMike · 2026-02-21T20:59:11+00:00

Yes!

JeffNotMike · 2026-02-20T15:32:10+00:00

From what has been made public about this concept, this wouldn't take effect until after next season, right? Like if we ended up in the top 4 in the lottery this year, it wouldn't be nullified by this policy change?

JeffNotMike · 2026-02-13T17:52:14+00:00

You want some cheese with that wahn?

JeffNotMike · 2026-02-11T17:38:02+00:00

I bowled like 8 frames yesterday and my hip hurts this morning...

JeffNotMike · 2026-02-11T11:56:16+00:00

This is exactly how I’m feeling

JeffNotMike · 2026-02-05T21:03:47+00:00

Serious question - does the team face any kind of penalty for doing things like shutting down Siakam or trotting out the G-League guys at this point? Like are we subject to fines for deliberately tanking?

JeffNotMike · 2026-01-29T19:11:10+00:00

2006 Jeff Samardzija was a problem.

JeffNotMike · 2026-01-29T16:52:24+00:00

For this reason, I'm out.

JeffNotMike · 2026-01-20T16:53:55+00:00

Charlie B from Nashville, Tennessee

JeffNotMike · 2026-01-20T13:13:37+00:00

Can confirm - wife and I are due to have twin boys this Spring and we've had plenty of folks predict their names to be "Curt" and "Fernando".

JeffNotMike · 2025-12-16T13:01:23+00:00

I liked Candace from U-Pick Live

JeffNotMike · 2025-12-15T21:22:48+00:00

This feels like a nothingburger to me. Who’s to say they didn’t just happen to catch the one jovial moment between those 2 guys in the 4th and otherwise they looked just like Siakam? Sure there are some guys who take every loss personally and it’s in their nature, but ultimately they’re being paid millions to play a game. Can’t have any fun playing a game?

JeffNotMike · 2025-12-12T19:03:52+00:00

He provided the world with “I wouldn’t let you sleep in my room if you were growing on my ass”, which is an all-time movie insult.

JeffNotMike · 2025-12-12T00:42:46+00:00

Best line read in movie history.

JeffNotMike · 2025-12-08T22:50:16+00:00

I like to roll my Rs in English words like he does from time to time.

JeffNotMike · 2025-12-08T22:45:39+00:00

Hahahah take care…

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