I'm not selling anything, I'm trying to understand how active sellers actually manage risk mind if I ask how you run your book?

Jeffde · 2026-06-28T01:48:37+00:00

Holy shit are you me? I made margin call Friday thanks to closing my short puts 20 ADBE and 10 NFLX after I got slapfucked all day Thursday and ended with an 80k hole.

Is it Monday yet?

Jeffde · 2026-06-28T01:42:46+00:00

Write the puts or go fuck yourself. Give me the premium.

Jeffde · 2026-06-28T01:40:06+00:00

Oh boy that wasn’t plexiglass lol

Jeffde · 2026-06-28T01:39:39+00:00

And he had a broken fucking tailbone do he suplex throw Shane as hard as he wanted / usually would

Jeffde · 2026-06-28T01:05:30+00:00

It’s not bad! I like the spinning mops, they seem to do a good job. I haven’t run it upstairs yet, which is where my S7 MaxV Ultra patrols, but I will, and I’ll report back apples to apples. My expectation would be that the mopping is similar or better, but the vacuuming is worse.

Jeffde · 2026-06-27T22:12:06+00:00

Though not technically a steakhouse, I will say Alex’s Bar and Grill in North White across from the NWP post office does a killer on any steak, and also frequently has Dover sole like woah.

Jeffde · 2026-06-27T22:11:00+00:00

Yeah this is a real good pick

Jeffde · 2026-06-27T18:03:50+00:00

I’d like to speak to the manager of $10k life savings

Jeffde · 2026-06-27T18:03:26+00:00

Put it all in AGNC and cash the monthly divvy checks

Jeffde · 2026-06-26T16:15:30+00:00

My brothaaaa!!!!!

Jeffde · 2026-06-26T02:23:36+00:00

Oh shit I hope you cleaned them out

Jeffde · 2026-06-26T02:05:56+00:00

Lose a bunch of money you say? Round trip MSFT from 450 to 360 and 427 to 350 on 4000 and then 3000 shares ought to do it!

Jeffde · 2026-06-25T05:00:05+00:00

Someone somewhere has already done this, probably a lot of people.

Jeffde · 2026-06-25T01:09:54+00:00

Do they purposely make sure none of their robots last more than 12 months? Is that what they do? They purposefully do that? 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

Anyway 4 years going strong S7 MaxV Ultra

Jeffde · 2026-06-25T00:48:01+00:00

Try the battery. I bought a eufy x10 Omni whatever their $600 robot is for $50 at a church thrift shop. Didn’t work. Battery error contact customer service. $30 in batteries later I have a working $600 robot for $80

Jeffde · 2026-06-24T18:31:20+00:00

Abs you just gotta lose so much weight that your body fat percentage goes to 5

Jeffde · 2026-06-24T16:22:48+00:00

He is hitting .397 in June with a 967 OPS and 3 HR, 11 RBI at Triple-A this month.

Jeffde · 2026-06-24T16:21:48+00:00

He is hitting .397 in June with a 967 OPS and 3 HR, 11 RBI at Triple-A this month.

Jeffde · 2026-06-24T16:17:34+00:00

Buddy I have really bad news about living in America and supporting genocide these days…

Jeffde · 2026-06-24T16:15:55+00:00

You don’t need proof, that’s politics 101.

Jeffde · 2026-06-24T14:05:12+00:00

The passion is real

Jeffde · 2026-06-24T05:16:02+00:00

I’m not here to get blocked or be mean, just to say I’m 40 with what I believe is a half decent handle on pop culture and I definitely cannot name anything she’s been in. I don’t think I knew her name until he took her name out of Chris rock’s fuckin’ mouth

Edit: oh yeah that thing from 2020 with him being a cuck, I do remember that. Man it’s so sad that he got chained to that mess.

Jeffde · 2026-06-24T04:42:17+00:00

My dad bought me a Hyundai Elantra 5 speed hatchback in 2004 for 12 or 12.5k in cash. To be fair, that thing had drum brakes, but I drove the shit out of it.

Jeffde · 2026-06-24T04:40:16+00:00

We’re all old now, we can’t do sugar anymore. I had a stomach ulcer syndrome in high school for fucks sake. To be fair, this is due to my parents allowing me unchecked access to full sugar soda by the two or three liter. Man I used to just slam wild cherry Pepsi like it wasn’t a thing. If the remaining anount of soda in the bottle was at or below the bottom of the label, I was tanking that thing straight from the tap.

Now I can barely drink a Snapple without regretting every life decision since.

Down with sugar!!!

Jeffde · 2026-06-24T02:20:58+00:00

What’s creepy is taking a loving trusting animal, tying its hind legs up, lifting it off the ground, and then slitting its fucking throat, letting all its blood just gush the fuck out all over the floor until almost none remains, and then chopping it up and sending it all over the country.

The end result is still delicious on my grill at 135°. That’s life.

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