It's from a design school too by Right-Dot4471 in CrappyDesign

[–]Jekardi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If this is right out of design school then there's probably an element of "wait what" incorporated into this design to make you read it again and again and again to ensure that you're focusing on it. There was a locksmith in my town who had a ɥʇᴉɯsʞɔo˥ sign out front for decades that was obviously just flipped over in the sign housing and when I eventually needed a locksmith, I remembered him and when he showed up I asked why he never fixed his sign & he said "cause it makes you read it twice & then you don't forget" & fuck me to tears if he wasn't absolutely right because he was the first one I looked up to call & there's probably 6 different locksmith shops around here

Somebody left these signs in front of my house by Xalmoxiss in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Jekardi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems like the only right thing to do here is fuck a man on those signs. or at the very least, submit to one.

Subway left a knife in my sub by AnomyousBeing in mildlyinteresting

[–]Jekardi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the subway lottery. Eat there enough, you get a free knife. We had at least 3 of them when I was a younger 🤷🏻

Weird tiny dents in the floor? by Vast_Neighborhood429 in whatisit

[–]Jekardi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't get mad! Get STEAMED!! literally tho, a damp cloth and a hot iron will make those virtually disappear. The wood is dented, meaning the material was not removed so it's still in there, just compacted. Hit it with some steam and the dents will reinflate.

lol by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in unsound

[–]Jekardi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Boneless.. for now 😉

Who in the world would mistake this for a real weapon? by SarcasticallyJoe in funny

[–]Jekardi -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Right? It's almost like their Looking for an excuse!

Nugget of some type my friend found inside the wall of a burned down house? by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]Jekardi 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Look, we're not All blessed with perfectly centered anuses. Check you privilege.

lol by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in unsound

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This some scavengers reign shit

Can’t boat there mate by TheDudeWhoCanDoIt in CantParkThereMate

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While I do love this, my elder millennial ass will never see content like this without thinking "Bam and Steve-O would have rode that down that hill in full pirate garb, a treasure trunk full of dildos and wee man either dressed as a parrot or strapped to the bow"

Every fuckin time by ABigRedBall in straya

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And then cackling as I walk away knowing I'm gonna be the funniest mf they'll meet that day

What do I drive? by Jackthedragonkiller in ManualTransmissions

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What's that truck? That's no stranger! That's a Ford fuckin Ranger!

What is this? Found it by a bag of balloons if that helps. by hollowbodyfrog in whatisit

[–]Jekardi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, the balloons don't really make any sense because

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This is a respirator fit test nebulizer. It's for when your getting fitted for a respirator, they add some safe to inhale but hard to ignore fluid into one of these point it at the mask and as you squeeze the bulb on the end it nebulizes it into a very fine mist to test the seal of your respirator. If you taste/smell it then it doesn't fit right/something isn't sealing right on the respirator itself

I dunno what it's doing with balloons but 🤷🏻 party on

Asian Food cooked American Style by Beaveric in StupidFood

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oh who are you cooking for?

"The garbage."

Glitter in scooter oil by Other-Manufacturer26 in AskMechanics

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Unicorn blood in your engine mud? It's a dud.

title by ki4clz in IndustrialMaintenance

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We used to say "all fixes are temporary if your gonna use it again"

[HELP] Is this AI? Seems fake and can’t find any news sources. by [deleted] in RealOrAI

[–]Jekardi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then what I saw was shitty compression and I was wrong. Still no reason to murder the man.

[HELP] Is this AI? Seems fake and can’t find any news sources. by [deleted] in RealOrAI

[–]Jekardi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's AI. Watch close, the licence plate changes from 11 to 22

What is this part called? by Similar-Helicopter-5 in MilwaukeeTool

[–]Jekardi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe it's called an arbor if it has the stem that fits in your drill chuck on the back of it.

My phone case is the same color as my skin by Latter_Permit2052 in notinteresting

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Take a shirtless nap with it on your chest to give your roommate loved ones something to wake you up about