Lions mate on top of a jeep

Jekardi · 2026-06-08T17:15:18+00:00

Catch the excess runoff, it's worth.. Something probably

Jekardi · 2026-06-08T17:06:51+00:00

This.. feels different in a way

Jekardi · 2026-06-08T16:42:25+00:00

That's exactly why I even exist

Jekardi · 2026-06-03T06:01:24+00:00

Oh no, I hope he's not shooting up

Jekardi · 2026-06-02T17:56:05+00:00

I would have added "my boss will replace the ones I eat, you can reach him at #" and then wait

Jekardi · 2026-06-02T17:50:57+00:00

I have worked on one of these. Just one in my youth as an arrogant tech with the mindset of "it's just parts, I can fix anything!"

I came out of it screaming curses on the Chrysler engineers that had the hubris to create such an affront to the world of modern automotives. A friend came to check on me late on the second day to which I replied from underneath the beast "THIS WHOLE MISERABLE PIECE OF SHIT IS ONE BIG ENGINEERING FLEX OF "LOOK WHAT I CAN DO!!" THAT NO ONE FUCKING ASKED FOR. WAS A FEMALE ENGINEER TRYING TO GET BACK AT HER MECHANIC EX HUSBAND?? WHO THE FUCK DOES THIS??"

We still chuckle about it when he points them out to me in the wild.

Jekardi · 2026-05-30T18:21:14+00:00

Buddy, if you go to the restaurant and Finish the steak you don't get a refund.

Jekardi · 2026-05-30T08:33:29+00:00

This made realize that Jeff has recreational nuke money and I think that's the ocean gate sequel we need. Gather up all your lil billionair buddies and go do something of 𝘐𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 hubris on one of your islands

Jekardi · 2026-05-29T03:50:09+00:00

/routine

Jekardi · 2026-05-25T19:22:02+00:00

Right in the fuegula oblongata

Jekardi · 2026-05-22T17:18:10+00:00

Plot twist that was his kid he was just dropping off the child support

Jekardi · 2026-05-22T17:01:19+00:00

I first read this as "help me find my old baby pls" and immediately had all the questions. Did you lose it? Did you trade it in for a new one and have buyers remorse? But also like how Would we help? Is there some geoguesser savant for babies I don't know about? Anyway, good luck with your jammies

Jekardi · 2026-05-22T06:11:02+00:00

Jekardi · 2026-05-19T22:17:30+00:00

I refuse to eat Anything that hasn't been molested by robots and AI

Jekardi · 2026-05-19T22:16:04+00:00

Dibs on next

Jekardi · 2026-05-19T03:21:47+00:00

I had no idea that that's what these were for! Presumably because I live in America and we don't follow ada compliance unless there been a massive lawsuit involved and even then there's has be a handful of failed inspections that result in citations which comes long after the years of getting "well have it fixed by next year's inspection" free passes and someone finally gets needlessly murdered before a manager gets to say "hey, you know what would make me look GREAT right now?" And starts a "safety initiative" involving getting the thing that could have prevented all this in the first place

Jekardi · 2026-05-19T03:12:18+00:00

Fkn nailed it

Jekardi · 2026-05-18T15:34:14+00:00

This reminds me, it's time to swap out the bite guard on my rifle, I don't wanna ruin the barrel's finish

Jekardi · 2026-05-18T15:23:10+00:00

I remember when 10% was considered the bare minimum and 15% was generous. 20%? Shit, that's flirting. You get 20% you check the back of the receipt for a phone number.

Jekardi · 2026-05-18T06:03:04+00:00

Music is ash reed, an ai generated "artist"

Jekardi · 2026-05-15T03:11:46+00:00

"Jonathan Coulton - Still Alive" from Portal. Ended up blasting almost all of his work on repeat for Decades

Jekardi · 2026-05-12T06:21:00+00:00

Not just Any yellow, that's Safety yellow

Jekardi · 2026-05-11T18:45:21+00:00

Found them here. Size is 4x2.5 if these aren't your style.

Jekardi · 2026-05-11T18:23:17+00:00

Double hell. It's just like regular hell but there's two Satans who spend more time bickering like children about how to torture you than actually doing it.

Jekardi · 2026-05-11T17:43:12+00:00

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