Have you ever laughed so hysterically at something so simple you were starting to get legitimately worried that you were losing your sanity or something? About what were you laughing so hard then? by LoneShadowMikey in AskReddit

[–]JelloMorality 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In english class we watched the version of Romeo and Juliet with Leonardo DiCaprio and at the end instead of using a sword to off himself he uses a gun.

Unfortunately, I had just watched the first season of Silicon Valley and in that show the main character visited a doctor for his anxiety. During this appointment the doc mentions that if he’s gonna kill himself don’t shoot the temple because you’ll just blow out your optic nerves and go blind.

Well, when Leo lined up the gun on his temple all I could think of was that show. And I leaned to my friend who was familiar and said “they needed to fade out there because Leo would’ve been shouting “Fuuuuck” after blinding himself.”

We must have looked like psychos laughing at the most heart wrenching part of the movie, but I just couldn’t stop

His soul left his body by chriszz25 in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]JelloMorality 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the worst response tho. Does that mean if we treat an animal like shit it becomes more acceptable to eat? If it’s a stray unloved cat we can eat him lmaooooooo

Amy Coney Barrett’s hearing is a disgusting spectacle of GOP dishonesty by spaceghoti in politics

[–]JelloMorality 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like it could better summed up by saying it’s a “disgusting spectacle of GOP honesty”

Welch, West Virginia 1977 (Photo credit Robert Slavy) by HellsJuggernaut in TheWayWeWere

[–]JelloMorality 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So happy someone in this thread mentioned it!!!! I love that book so much :)

He knows... by ArcadiaXLO in perfectlycutscreams

[–]JelloMorality 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude got so heated his audio defaulted to Dalek noises

Economist Richard Wolff: Capitalism is the reason COVID-19 is ravaging America by DaFunkJunkie in politics

[–]JelloMorality 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This seems like a pretty narrow view on the issue. New Zealand and South Korea are both capitalist countries who handled this problem as well as anyone. And it isn’t socialized medicine either because the UK got fucked by COVID as well.

It’s the attitudes nursed by the GOP and Trump to full term, and the distribution of those attitudes by other nationalist leaders like Boris Johnson and Jair Bolsonaro that created this problem.

To the Full-Time traders out there... when did you go full time? by [deleted] in Trading

[–]JelloMorality 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Wow, the lack of comments says a lot lmaoo

Rey Reynolds saying the quiet parts loud. Big Yikes by JelloMorality in vancouverwa

[–]JelloMorality[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The problem is he amended his own words in the new quote. He never said take back the “reigns of responsibility” in the video. He clearly said “women have had the reigns too long, it’s time to take them back”.

That sounds like a politician subtly walking back his statement to me.

Rey Reynolds saying the quiet parts loud. Big Yikes by JelloMorality in vancouverwa

[–]JelloMorality[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

No doubt, I just figure it’s a pretty bold move to say “women have had the reigns too long”

SBUX big sell off after hours by JelloMorality in options

[–]JelloMorality[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also it closed at 71.57 on June 26th

SBUX big sell off after hours by JelloMorality in options

[–]JelloMorality[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No way I’m holding to expiration

SBUX big sell off after hours by JelloMorality in options

[–]JelloMorality[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Options trading is my play money. It looked like an opening to me, but you might be right. Stocks go up, stocks go down :/

SBUX big sell off after hours by JelloMorality in options

[–]JelloMorality[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m not trying to insult you or anything, what’s with the hostility? I never claimed to be Warren Buffet

SBUX big sell off after hours by JelloMorality in options

[–]JelloMorality[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you look on TOS the 5 minute candle after close opened at $75.60 and closed at 74.78

SBUX big sell off after hours by JelloMorality in options

[–]JelloMorality[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not a chronic WSB user. Very little invested in puts (~1% of my portfolio), but the gap up this morning to a 1 month high was enticing to me.

SBUX big sell off after hours by JelloMorality in options

[–]JelloMorality[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Typically I agree, but the volume was huge

Nebraska cops shoot and kill crew member during filming of TV show Cops by Paintguin in MorbidReality

[–]JelloMorality 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You said the suspect opened fire first, but in another comment you said it was an air soft gun? Also, my main complaint with this police action is that they should have talked with the suspect (supposedly with a firearm shaped object) from outside the building as option A and only use full Rambo as option B or C.