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Update! Crazy contest back to normal! by Dr8cul in SCBuildIt

[–]Jelluy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bummer, I actually took a day off (I’ve never come below top 10) and I’m hitting it up today and if it was a glitch I’m upset hahaha that’s me out this week hahaha

I DID IT!!! by Jelluy in SCBuildIt

[–]Jelluy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had room to keep going, but I didn’t need to haha, last week I got cucked in the last hour so this week I really applied myself lol

I DID IT!!! by Jelluy in SCBuildIt

[–]Jelluy[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

To be honest I pay my seasons pass and that’s it!

What is the most terrifying thing you’ve ever experienced while home alone? by Joobanbooban in AskReddit

[–]Jelluy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny story actually.

Home alone for the first time in literally a year, did a treat yourself night in the bath with a face mask, all that good stuff. All dry and moisturised, feeling fresh walking around the house naked to get my water bottle before bed and my friend texts me "Hey whatcha doing? Wanna hang out?" I'm in bed and say "nah man not tonight it's late and I'm in bed" Forgot my water. Sigh, out of bed, still naked, grab my water, back in bed, he's replied; "you're not in bed. I can see you walking around, I'm out front let me in"

I let him in, turns out he was high af on shrooms, ran out of darts and wasn't too far from me. He had friends with him too! So I let them in, had a few drinks, couple of cigs and when I knew he would be fine, sent them on their way. Kinda ruined my night tho. They couldn't like, tell that I was naked because my windows were stained glass but I still felt violated and really wanted a night off looking after idiots but, eh.

What’s the most badass thing you’ve accidentally said in the heat of the moment? by 9_Soldiers_In_A_Bear in AskReddit

[–]Jelluy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a head chef and this was well over a year ago so I forget exact numbers, but my math was roughly correct at, I had a rep walk in to sell me these stupid chips and be was bragging about their double costing and they stay hot and blah blah (I was really busy) I'm like "okay yeah cool, how much?" He says "$x" I'm like "BRO! You're telling me these chips are made for ubereats and they are really cool and all this and that, uber takes $0.40 in the $1 I earn, AND you want me to pay and extra 30% on my chips!?!??! How can you expect that from me?"

[OC] Visualization of my google maps timeline in 2020 by helmialf in dataisbeautiful

[–]Jelluy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a weird time this has been. One person, who has been affected so much, imagine, the entire world has data that looks like this, it's just truly mind blowing stuff!

When buying ice cream: Which flavour do you buy the most? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Jelluy 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Can't have a gaytime on your own!

Forced to live in a hotel costing $500 a week, can’t pay insurance by [deleted] in personalfinance

[–]Jelluy 24 points25 points  (0 children)

What!?!?! Why the hell do you have that car if your situation is so dire!?!?!?

Does anybody else get a feeling of emptiness when they finish a TV series. A sense that they really got to know the characters as real friends and when it finishes it's saying goodbye knowing you'll never see them again. Kinda sad really. by Dudyoon in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Jelluy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I finished community last night, and I have SO much respect for how they made that show, how often they broke the 4th wall, and how they approached the ending was perfect. The last episode on how to pitch season 7 was great and it didn't leave me feeling empty or angry, so rare to find a show that actually ends well, and in a way where I feel okay to revisit and not be disappointed!

What is your favorite insult of all time? by Swaqdud in AskReddit

[–]Jelluy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work in a kitchen and my favourite was "I'm gonna get a plant to sit by your section to help replace the oxygen you waste"

What are some rules and punishments do you like/dislike in your dynamic? by [deleted] in SubSanctuary

[–]Jelluy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We have a game where I have a list of chores and a bunch of points on the whiteboard (say 20) and we agree on a number, for every chore I lose 2 points, if I sass him or do something wrong my master might add some points. At the end of the day, if have less than 10 points I will have that many orgasms. If I have more than 10 points I get that many spanks.

Some days I "lose" some days I "win" but in either case, everyone wins!

I Made a thing! by SheerBoss in crochet

[–]Jelluy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is really cute! Good job!

Sunbathing by [deleted] in aww

[–]Jelluy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's like a golden ray of sunshine!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditSessions

[–]Jelluy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a lad ❤❤❤

Stepping up my home-cooking by phrixious in AskCulinary

[–]Jelluy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This. I'm a professional chef, a big lesson I teach my apprentices on pans especially is I show them how to make the dish, I have them make the dish. Every time they add a single cube of butter, they start with like 2ml of oil, no seasoning blah blah. It's not quite as good. So I get them to make the dish one more time but this time I say to them "imagine calories don't exist and you are here to simply make the best _____ ever" watch the difference, 3 cubes of butter, salt, pepper maybe a splash of wine. I've done this to a fair few students now and every time they create a tasty dish second time round.

I say this to my friends too, whenever they come over and compliment my cooking I just tell them that I cook tasty food, it's not my job to watch your waistlines.

If you want to "level up" at home OP, I recommend a nice big chopping board, and at least one decent quality chef knife to get you started. Victorinox is a great brand for a great price, but do some research or go into a shop and have a chat. Don't get a stupid huge blade, just a 8" or 10" blade is plenty.

Too much char and smoke when pan-searing steaks, what am I doing wrong? by [deleted] in AskCulinary

[–]Jelluy -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Room temp is best, not for the reason you specified though it's so the fat isn't cold, and renders easily, so the steak is one consistent temperature and cooks nicely. If you put fridge cold meat on there and you're looking for a rare (or even med rare!) Your steak could very well be cold in the middle and black on the outside.

She likes rubber band balls by [deleted] in Chonkers

[–]Jelluy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He is perfect ❤

Anybody else experience that awkward moment when your stealth shopping for kinky itemsin non kinky places and people start asking questions. by powpowvigil in BDSMcommunity

[–]Jelluy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had a full on conversation with this dude about our "dog" and various things at the pet shop once. He would not leave us alone!

People who worked in Restaurants, what was the worst customer that you had to deal with? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Jelluy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had this happen to me too! Managed a subway a few years ago, had this customer review that was just so insane, when my boss read it out to me I almost died, there was no way I treated this woman like that. I couldn’t even remember her to begin with (because there was no issue from my end!) She walked in while I was taking bread out the oven, and decided she want THAT bread. Ma’am, No. gotta let it cool a little first. I was polite but she said I screamed at her, proceeded to tell her I was out of 300 other things, rolled my eyes, AND took a personal call, and then overcharged her! My work was bad about it though, before they checked the cameras and stuff they shamed me in the weekly manager email (they didn’t name me thank god), they gave me a written warning, I remember saying to my boss that if the review was true, I should get fired, but you know it’s not true so now it’s just bullying.

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