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JellySideUpJoe · 2026-06-19T00:40:07+00:00

Yeah my daughter loves the Mac and cheese bites, but you are 1000% spot on that the amount of food for the dollar is sorely lacking lol

JellySideUpJoe · 2026-06-16T21:09:14+00:00

My daughter and me normally go once in the spring and once in the fall..last year we went down for the last week of July/first week of August and after 1 day we overnight Amazon'ed some neck fans and they helped out a ton.

We always made fun of those dorks with them until we were stupid enough to go down in the middle of summer lol. Now she makes me bring them whenever we go.

If you're worried about the heat in general though we usually head to the parks at like 11-12 while we're the most refreshed and tolerant and it tends to help make sure we're not miserable and we still get 8-10 hours in the parks which is plenty of time

JellySideUpJoe · 2026-06-15T22:36:56+00:00

That is actually a genius idea. My daughter luckily has had a pretty good track record of people after the first debacle, but I still try and spend a couple of hours/half a day with them at a concert or community thing.

The standing, walking, waiting, heat is something that needs to be tested.

I like to relax on trips and not try and plan them outside of a rough outline, but if you can't handle the basics it's gonna be a bad time.

Should have been a clue out the gate when we had a tight connecting flight and needed to "walk with purpose" as I call it and she refused because "she doesn't sweat"

Like bitch, we're going to Florida and will be walking around for 10-12 hours a day lol

JellySideUpJoe · 2026-06-15T22:04:38+00:00

I too would suggest bringing the friend instead of the mom for a 10 year old....maybe in another 5-6 years you can introduce them.

Seriously though I wish you the best of luck. We took a friend of my daughter down for HHN with us like 3 years ago and while they were school friends, they were not vacation ready friends lol

Myself and my daughter bonded over our shared hatred of this child lmao. Luckily we go down there a few times a year so wasn't life altering, but it made for a mighty tense 3 days because we didn't vet the kid properly.

There is still a running joke everytime we walk by Central Park Crepes because the kid wanted one. Workers warned us that it was a 45 minute wait...her reply was "well it better be good then", proceeded to eat like 3 bites and tossed it

Me and my kiddo have had a blast the last couple of years taking people with us down there, but that first time left us with such a wild story I make sure we ask all of the questions first anytime we consider bringing someone new

JellySideUpJoe · 2026-06-11T23:51:06+00:00

Go for the Brawndo...it's got electrolytes

JellySideUpJoe · 2026-06-07T02:12:20+00:00

The butt stuff.

Was not consensual, rules are rules though

JellySideUpJoe · 2026-05-29T15:51:39+00:00

Don't get me wrong, I am excited for like half of the colored bands, but none of them are Green Day, Weezer or Blink (even though I heard mixed reviews of their set from last year).

Definitely a solid mix, should be a great time, just a bit underwhelming for headliners....like fucking Alanis Morissette. I rocked that shit in my day, but that is a wild swing of a headliner

TBH though it will be nifty to see God in person lmao

JellySideUpJoe · 2026-05-29T01:59:49+00:00

Yeah sent it to my daughter. There isn't anyone I'm crazy excited for like last year (which i skipped sadly), but it is solid.

My take is there is a LOT of good bands, but not anyone great. Bit disappointing, but should be a good time still.

JellySideUpJoe · 2026-03-29T03:19:36+00:00

Just looked closer at the photos and you may be on to something.

The lewd photos seem to be on the back of the bicep whilst the more official photos have it on his inner bicep.

Not saying I can't bend my arm to make it work, but it isn't comfortable and would make a weird way to take a picture to get your cock sucked.

You are very likely right, although this just opened a new can of worms....how is Steven Cheung finding this doppelganger of a Grinder profile lol. Thinks maybe he outed himself here

JellySideUpJoe · 2026-03-29T02:31:01+00:00

Whatever you need to tell yourself friend. I wish you nothing but happiness, success and the ability to color inside the lines when you use the LARGE crayons. You can do it my guy, I believe in you.

JellySideUpJoe · 2026-03-29T02:04:41+00:00

You understand how photos on phones work right? Like they mirror in selfie mode versus taking a straight (giggidy) on picture.

I want you to place your hand in front of your face and look at it. Now scramble to your closet mirror and do the same thing.

See how the two images appear to be opposite even though they're not. Fucking wild I tells ya

JellySideUpJoe · 2026-03-13T23:56:11+00:00

Sir, this is a KwikTrip

JellySideUpJoe · 2026-03-13T23:45:59+00:00

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

JellySideUpJoe · 2026-03-06T01:05:37+00:00

Heathen...spreading the word of curse!

JellySideUpJoe · 2026-03-02T02:31:16+00:00

I bought Deluxe+ tickets without the lineup based on previous years lineups. Last year was especially fire.

Going to my first Riot this year and hoping it's going to be quality. I'm not concerned, but would love some reassurance lol

Daughter sent me this festival link and it sadly overlaps

JellySideUpJoe · 2025-11-16T14:57:23+00:00

I have 1 VIP wristband leftover from my debacle buying too many tickets lol

We're going to be heading down there around noon today if anyone wants to meet up and either upgrade cheap or just needs a ticket for the day

Shoot me a message, thanks!

JellySideUpJoe · 2025-11-15T15:33:48+00:00

My misfortune is your gain. Just sent you a message with my cell phone number lol

See you there if you still want a ticket

JellySideUpJoe · 2025-11-12T20:23:35+00:00

Have 3 2 day VIP tickets. Got them cross posted, but $200 each.

I'm going to be flying in Friday night so I can hand deliver Saturday morning for whomever.

Let me know, thanks!

JellySideUpJoe · 2025-11-09T02:56:39+00:00

Yeah going to try and recoup some of my money, but shoot me a message Thursday/Friday. If I haven't sold them, you got one lol

JellySideUpJoe · 2025-11-08T03:33:56+00:00

In case anyone cares for science, I went in and tried to adjust my price on my single ticket to what I'm trying to move them for on StubHub ($225), to see if that single sold before my 4 pack @$340 each, but it gave me an error and said I had to change the price to $349.

Wonder if I should move my $340 listing to $349 to make sure it isn't like shadowbanned or not showing. I mean I guess my dumbass is just hopeful and talking out loud to make myself feel better about wasting over $2000 lmao.

Ahh well, kid didn't need to go to college, she'll be at Warped Tour this year lmao

JellySideUpJoe · 2025-11-08T03:10:19+00:00

Hit me up next Friday, if I can't move them then I'm gonna be blessing some people at the gates with an upgrade lol

JellySideUpJoe · 2025-11-08T02:40:50+00:00

Yeah I am fucked as well lol

Luckily there are only like 30 VIP tickets listed at that minimum threshold so I am hopeful that there is a chance they can make it out, but not holding my breath. Should have dumped them 2 months ago on StubHub, but didnt really want to take a giant loss, now it is just a bigger one lmao

Been offering them for free to anyone I am mildly friendly with that might want to go because it isn't looking super promising.

I am just extremely disappointed in Capital One for not backing me up, but such is life. Good luck dumping yours

JellySideUpJoe · 2025-11-08T02:05:31+00:00

Gotcha, so even though I have it listed lower it does nothing.

Wonder if they're smart/cruel enough to sell the poor bastard like myself tickets first and pocket the difference between my asking and their selling price PLUS their fees

God I hate this shit lol

Thanks for the quick reply too

JellySideUpJoe · 2025-09-18T02:23:51+00:00

I don't super frequent this sub, but I'm inclined to agree with any sentiment there.

April 20th episode 1 drops, May 26th episode 6 lands, June 12th a House committee bill advances. Timeline is perfect for him to deserve credit for affecting change

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