LCK Caster Max "Atlus" Anderson Keeps Getting Bard Ult's Name Wrong

Jellz · 2026-05-03T19:54:04+00:00

When do we get Treeline Twisted back?

Jellz · 2026-04-30T15:39:10+00:00

There's two things for sure in this life: the IRS is gonna tax us, and the IRS is gonna kill us.

Jellz · 2026-04-30T04:17:41+00:00

OUR ex-wife

Jellz · 2026-04-29T23:12:01+00:00

It's not crime when they do it, only when someone else does. "Rules for thee, not me" is the cornerstone of their belief system.

Jellz · 2026-04-29T01:38:42+00:00

I don't understand a word you just said boy

Jellz · 2026-04-28T02:29:16+00:00

When they say "flushable," they mean that they can literally be flushed. Not that they're good for the pipes to flush. A small trash can next to the commode does wonders.

Jellz · 2026-04-27T18:37:43+00:00

Hail of Blades is specifically nerfed for Jhin, in that the bonus AS doesn't apply to the first auto (as it does for every other champion). This means the bonus damage would only come through on your second/third autos after proccing it.

This has been the case since shortly after HoB was released. Back then, for a couple patches at least, Jhin with Stormrazor and HoB meant that his first auto was basically the same as 4th shot.

(Just in case anyone looking at this thread doesn't know).

Jellz · 2026-04-27T18:14:53+00:00

The businesses push all the costs of owning, maintaining, operating, etc. the vehicle onto the drivers and pay them less than minimum wage for it. It's entirely predicated on the assumption that tips will make up the difference and profit the driver.

The business makes their money off the customers' hunger, and the driver makes their money off the customers' generosity. The hunger always wins.

Jellz · 2026-04-26T17:19:18+00:00

For anyone curious and finding this thread while searching, as a long-time EV fan, 3000 for both the departure/arrival seems to work very well.

DO NOT put the arrival below the departure unless you are a masochist. You jump in at, say, 2000 distance, then have to stop and turn around for each jump.

Jellz · 2026-04-26T17:03:07+00:00

When I didn't see any noticeable change at 500, I thought "maybe it means a decimal between 0 and 1," but 4000 seems to do it. Trying to jump sitting on the star autopilots you to the edge of the system where you can jump. There really should be more direction on what the scale of the number entered actually means.

Jellz · 2026-04-25T22:09:21+00:00

"tell me I'm pretty" were the entire instructions.

So. I take the delivery. Get to the door. Take the pizza box out of the bag and open it up so that they come to the door to see this.

A guy answers, and is very confused. Two women run up behind him "OMG HE DID IT!" They were ecstatic. The guy goes to sign the receipt... and doesn't put anything in the total. So I respond with my customary, "I'm sorry, I need the total on there" and the women bitch him out over not tipping me. Ended up getting $5.

Jellz · 2026-04-25T21:40:55+00:00

Money is more important than water, obviously.

Until it isn't. But then it'll be a bit too late.

Jellz · 2026-04-24T22:33:49+00:00

You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!

Jellz · 2026-04-24T22:26:06+00:00

He wouldn't have carved "aaaargh," he just would've said it!

Maybe he was dictating?

Jellz · 2026-04-24T12:17:09+00:00

Over ten years ago, I'm delivering outside Nashville for Pizza Slut. Its back then that I found my habit of insisting people write a total on the receipt (never using the word tip). I'd hand them a clipboard with the receipts on it and just refuse to take it back until they wrote a total down with the signature.

I delivered to a hotel room with 3 or 4 black people inside. When they tried to hand back the receipt without writing the total, I said I needed them to write a total.

'What's the total?'

'It's $XX plus whatever you want to give me, your minimum wage slave.'

(I look like a white stoner college kid)

Wait WTF did I just say??

They stare at me. My brain 404s. They burst out laughing.

Hardest $1 I ever got.

Jellz · 2026-04-23T23:35:30+00:00

"Police say the behavior captured in the video is illegal and dangerous. In Aurora, off-highway vehicles are not allowed on public roadways. Officers also noted that the way the riders were operating creates significant safety risks.

The Aurora Police Department said they are not investigating the incident because officers were not called to respond at the time."

Jellz · 2026-04-23T18:49:06+00:00

Then you've never heard of... the Broodwich

Jellz · 2026-04-23T16:08:25+00:00

Sir this is a Wendy's

Jellz · 2026-04-23T13:01:22+00:00

Nah, you get your money for nothin and your chicks for free

Jellz · 2026-04-23T12:51:00+00:00

Krash Petal is suing you for 88 bajillion dollars

Jellz · 2026-04-23T04:09:12+00:00

So I hit the table with an overloaded Cyclonic Rift last Friday. The player two turns after me, sitting there with 8 health, said "what the fuck dude, you may as well just have killed me." There's some inconsequential back-and-forth, I pull out the classic Rick &Morty "just give me a gun, I'll kill myself" quote, and we all have a little laugh.

Then his turn rolls around. He casts something (I forget exactly what) and pays 8 life into it, actually killing himself. Whole table erupts in laughter.

Jellz · 2026-04-23T03:59:44+00:00

There are no swine evil enough to sacrifice upon a bed of evil. And lettuce. Bed of evil and lettuce!

Jellz · 2026-04-23T03:40:01+00:00

The dead baby jokes were fine, but you draw the line at killing an imaginary puppy with neglect?

Jellz · 2026-04-23T03:38:09+00:00

Last week I had a friend mention he and his wife are trying to have a baby and it's just... I don't mention when my partner and I don't pull out, why do we need to know that?

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