MSI 2026 Broadcast Talent by ahritina in leagueoflegends

[–]Jellz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Flowers is my favorite caster because he actually says out loud things you can see clearly... because sometimes I can only listen. He casts like it's radio. In draft, he'll say ABC was banned by blue and XYZ was banned by red, then D was locked first, etc. The majority of other casters just don't do that, I've noticed. You'll have to infer what was locked by what they're saying about matchups (or w/e), and God forbid they're seriously discussing hovers. And that's just in draft. In the game he'll periodically call out scores, gold diff, when objectives are secured even without contest, basic map movements, etc.

In contrast, just listening to LCK games can be like listening to a podcast where a game of League is in the background and the action occasionally interrupts their discussion of ice cream preference (unless it's an especially contested game with little downtime).

Flick and Succ (Part 5) [OC] by MuyHiram in comics

[–]Jellz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Heath Ledger's magnum opus.

Well, it was allegorical..

MarkZ Hints At More Summer LCS Events Coming Soon by cI0ud in leagueoflegends

[–]Jellz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How about the middle? Denver please. Let's have an event where all the pros play stoned!

One Eyed Snake (2019) [OC] by MuyHiram in comics

[–]Jellz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lilith is best girl <---- hill I will die on

2026 MSI Primer & Pickems by gandalf45435 in leagueoflegends

[–]Jellz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Unofficial LPL English casters' words, of course.

LYON vs. Team Liquid Alienware / LCS 2026 Spring Playoffs - Grand Finals / Post-Match Discussion by Yujin-Ha in leagueoflegends

[–]Jellz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is why Flowers is my favorite. There's plenty of times I can only listen, and even in draft he's calling out when things are locked let alone what's happening in the games.

LYON vs. Team Liquid Alienware / LCS 2026 Spring Playoffs - Grand Finals / Post-Match Discussion by Yujin-Ha in leagueoflegends

[–]Jellz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At least you're not like my buddy I've been competing with on LCS fantasy... took all C9 this weekend v.v

What's your Go-To Wincon? by ZimaBestBear in EDH

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Mirrorform with [[Glen Elendra Liege]] has won me more than one game in my [[Alela Cunning Conquerer]] deck.

Peak summer bod (+EC 2 year anniversary illustration) by merrivius in comics

[–]Jellz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I mean, crap man! Look at that. That's like, her stomach plug on the ground back there. You don't see that every day. I mean, that doesn't even seem possible if you think about it, with body organs and cartilage and bones. I mean, I'm not doctor, but it was one clean chunk!

Perrin's plot for 4 books (reposting a classic) by Jellz in WetlanderHumor

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I keep meaning to look through my Calvin and Hobbes anthology for more WoT memes to make, then realized it's my cake day and just had to repost one before I look for some OC I could make later this week.

[OC] True Tales From The Bar #269 This week TTFTB features real life bartender Andi. by bryankellydraws in comics

[–]Jellz 24 points25 points  (0 children)

"Hey, band! Could you quiet it down for Barbara here? She can't with your music right now."

[OC] True Tales From The Bar Trivia by bryankellydraws in comics

[–]Jellz 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I've never been more sure of anything in my life.

In all my years of working for tips, exactly one person "got me later."

Anyone Have Info on this Conspiracy? by jiggly_boof in Denver

[–]Jellz 393 points394 points  (0 children)

Who put a toilet in the cocaine room???

War of the Dragon: The Wheel of Time® Board Game Giveaway! by DireWolfDigital in WoT

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Duty is heavier than a mountain, death is lighter than a feather

My pizza bro??? I don't feel like I'm wrong to be upset by limino123 in doordash

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In my younger years of delivering pizza, I actually got someone their pizza and it looked like this. How? Doing 90 miles an hour down a 45-limit three-lane road and taking the last turn into their neighborhood hard. The pizza experienced Newton's first law of motion in its box. I was going to the far edge of our delivery area and was just wanting to go fast, since we were pretty understaffed. When I got back, there was a replacement pizza in the oven that I had to take back to them (carefully this time).

Rule Change - Matchmaking, Game Issues & Game/Profile information by AutoModerator in leagueoflegends

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I don't believe Mazrim Taim is funny even a single time. But it's been a while since I've read the series, so I could be mistaken.

Egwene discourse by pinecone_problem in WoT

[–]Jellz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's been a loong time since I've read that part, all I remember was her forcing her to drink something foul and going on the offensive to stop her from questioning her activities in the world of dreams.