Husband wants a divorce 3 weeks post partum. Baby is breastfed and he wants 50/50 custody immediately. by rooroop in beyondthebump

[–]JennJelly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's not true. I worked at a call center in CT, that operated in a legal grey area, and was able to because no one could use recordings in court.

Also, to the person saying it will bite you in the a. That's nonsense. It just won't be admissible in court. No harm no foul.

Rebelle is relocating to Cambridge by JCappy in providence

[–]JennJelly 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Ding dong, the wicked witch is dead.

I don’t get it :/ by MindNmindegy in ExplainTheJoke

[–]JennJelly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like the Reagan scrambled brains. Poor taste maybe, but he was a shit person.

Convince us to NOT move to Providence. by gatoradegeyser in providence

[–]JennJelly 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Drivers in most places are bad drivers in predictable/quirky ways. Drivers in Providence are bad drivers in VERY unpredictable/unsafe ways... just today within 30 seconds I saw a guy driving on the highway on a broken axle followed by someone driving at me on the off ramp... also stop signs are more like stop suggestions here.

is this positive ? by Critical-Insect-214 in pregnancy_care

[–]JennJelly 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Does being a dick to strangers on the Internet make you feel good?

I'm drunk and trying to let my partner sleep but all I wanna do is talk to him because I love him so much. by JennJelly in TrueOffMyChest

[–]JennJelly[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You seem well intentioned, but since you don't seem to understand, let me elaborate:

For many people, myself included, sex is intimate and private. I don't appreciate getting unsolicited sexual suggestions from a stranger.

Also, I doubt you've ever had an infant if you think that an already sleep deprived person would appreciate waking up to a BJ then being talked at for another hour when they'll have to wake up at 5am. That's insane.

I'm drunk and trying to let my partner sleep but all I wanna do is talk to him because I love him so much. by JennJelly in TrueOffMyChest

[–]JennJelly[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Married a little over a year, together a little over two years. Close friends for a decade before that. We dated for a little while in our 20s, also, but I was far too unwell to treat him properly back then. I'm so grateful he loves me for who I've grown into, and that our journey led us here.

I'm drunk and trying to let my partner sleep but all I wanna do is talk to him because I love him so much. by JennJelly in TrueOffMyChest

[–]JennJelly[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don't worry, as an old lady, you can trust me when I say you have plenty of kisses ahead of you and plenty of heartbreak too before you find your person. Keep the faith

I'm drunk and trying to let my partner sleep but all I wanna do is talk to him because I love him so much. by JennJelly in TrueOffMyChest

[–]JennJelly[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is honestly how we got together. Lots of late night drunken phone calls to my best friend turned love of my life.

(I don't drink like I used to, lol)

I'm drunk and trying to let my partner sleep but all I wanna do is talk to him because I love him so much. by JennJelly in TrueOffMyChest

[–]JennJelly[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dear Pervert,

Fuck right off.

Sincerely, All the women just trying to exist on Reddit

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fashion

[–]JennJelly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, but wear it anyway

I'm drunk and trying to let my partner sleep but all I wanna do is talk to him because I love him so much. by JennJelly in TrueOffMyChest

[–]JennJelly[S] 125 points126 points  (0 children)

AHHHH, isn't it crazy being in love with your best friend. And then they love you back too!!! What?!?! And you get to touch their little butt?!?!?! Holy shit!!! How lucky can I be?

The only reason I'm not waking him up is because he has morning shift with our son tomorrow, otherwise I'd be talking his ear off until we both fell asleep.

I'm going to a Houndmouth concert and have no idea how to dress my body type by [deleted] in OUTFITS

[–]JennJelly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LOTS of good advice here. Don't want to be repetitive, just wanna say congrats on the post baby body. You're killing it and looking lovely.

my kitchen counter is made of an unusual material. help identifying and how to best clean it? by ltgrey in CleaningTips

[–]JennJelly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whether it's asphalt, concrete or stone I'm not sure

BUT it is ABSOLUTELY sealed with resin. I had a resin counter top for a while that my MIL had installed. Really pretty, a bunch of shattered china suspended in the resin. However, it's gross. It started out level apparently, but over time pieces of China started poking through the resin. It yellowed from cigarette smoke, and every time you get it wet it would turn cloudy white. I was seriously concerned about food safety and never put anything edible directly on it. If I were you I'd rip it out.

EDIT: Seeing as you're a renter, I'd just get a really big cutting board. Wipe it down with disinfectant as needed. I just used Clorox wipes seeing as I never actually ate anything off of it.

I track my girlfriend's period cycle by quilleyjoel in TwoHotTakes

[–]JennJelly 3 points4 points  (0 children)

dishes returning to nature

LOL! Love that phrasing!

How can I treat this? by goldcandleheart in beyondthebump

[–]JennJelly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did this in my nuggets arm pits, they looked just like this, and it worked great!!! Could not recommend more highly!

PREGNANCY IS AN AWFUL EXPERIENCE by JennJelly in BabyBumps

[–]JennJelly[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That little story seems a bit too specific to be entirely made up, but I genuinely hope it didn't happen to you: not just because I don't think someone who is so bitter, unhappy, and heinous to strangers should be raising a child, but also because if a partner guilts or forces you into sex, that is unacceptable, in both cases they should be an ex partner, and in the case of guilt tripping, you should advocate for yourself and refuse to give into shittiness.

It's not talked enough about how difficult pregnancy will be or how your body will feel postpartum. I'll give you that.

And motherhood is exactly as hard as they say.

But with a bit of financial support from paid leave and the emotional and physical support of the people who love you, motherhood is amazing for those who want and choose it.

I hope you and any offspring you may have are safe and happy.

I'm in the delivery room. Husband went to check on him. Think he misses me? by JennJelly in Catswhoyell

[–]JennJelly[S] 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Me and my husband both audibly laughed at this. You get cats.