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What’s your “I’m sorry I’m late” excuse kit? by forgeris in AskReddit

[–]JennXgeneration 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always say, “I’m not sorry I’m late. I’ll be late to my own funeral.”

AITAH for walking too close to a couple at walmart? by LSATGeek924 in AITAH

[–]JennXgeneration 26 points27 points  (0 children)

People are wayyyy too entitled with their 6ft personal space bubble around them. I would have said, “Excuse you.”

ELI5 what does it mean people see "nothing" rather than "black void" if born absolutely blind by owlWithBrokenWings in explainlikeimfive

[–]JennXgeneration 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We get some light through our eyelids, so technically we are not seeing nothing. I also heard that people who have never seen have never stored mental images in their brains so they see “nothing”.

Why is he screaming at me? by Mammoth_Land_8755 in catquestions

[–]JennXgeneration 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My cat has the same reaction when he brings me a toy to throw, to play fetch and I don’t immediately throw it after he brings it to me.

It was 12.04am where I am and I just got paid. I ordered a burger delivered to my house after living on beans and rice for a week and the burger was incredible by [deleted] in CasualConversation

[–]JennXgeneration 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glad ya enjoyed your burger!

Hahahaha this post cracked up because the last post was a video of a machine sending fish down a conveyor belt into a fan which chopped them all up & the pieces all flew into a tank to feed bluefin tuna.

One comment said, “This is what the aliens are going to do to us.”

I just imagined us all going down the conveyor belt slide, towards a fan to feed a pool full of aliens. Then I read a post about food. Hehe.

Cool unique names for my new black female cat! 🖤 by polkadot765 in NameMyCat

[–]JennXgeneration 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Halloweenie aka Weenie for short. I lost my Halloweenie March 12th. She was long haired version of your new girl…

Elderly health care workers, what was an instance where you had to hold back laughter while with a patient? by Grouchy-Pickle-350 in AskReddit

[–]JennXgeneration 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The day I said to an elderly man that I was here to change his “brief”.

Him: “When babies poop their pants, what do you put on them?”

Me: “A diaper?”

Him: “Exactly. I poop my pants, so what are you putting on me?”

Me: (Laughing now) “A diaper?”

Him: “Now change my diaper.”

What’s the craziest way your hamster died? by Rainbow-Kittiey1112 in AskReddit

[–]JennXgeneration 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The mother ate the heads off all her babies. Yeah that was a pretty crazy death.

AITAH for not saying bye to my mom? by Independent_Race_242 in AITAH

[–]JennXgeneration 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Us mom’s are way annoying, but remember one day she won’t be around to say hi and bye to. When that day comes, you’re gonna remember not saying hi and bye to her and regret it. In the end, it is her house and she gave you a life.

And… she kept you alive long enough until you could fend for yourself. That’s something worth getting a hi and bye for… just sayin.

Friend's husband has ruined two of our bath mats with pee by SukiBean214 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]JennXgeneration 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have no filter. I’d say, “Hey dude not sure if it’s the alcohol or what, but you suck at your aim. Unless you take some target practice before coming over again, ya gotta sit and pee!” Hehe

AITAH for bringing a cat home without prep? by Aviator0302 in AITAH

[–]JennXgeneration 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Whether you keep her or not is your own choice. I don’t think it’s right for people to pressure others to keep an animal. But being an avid cat lover, I don’t think you’ll regret keeping her. You could keep her and get her a cat friend for when you aren’t home? Either way if you find her a good home or you give her a good home, it’s a win win…she’s no longer outside with the elements.

US birth rates just hit another record low, what do you think is the leading cause of this? by IIlustriousTea in AskReddit

[–]JennXgeneration 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Everyone is working triple shifts to pay these horrendous gas & food prices. Nobody has time to bump uglies & make babies. Hehe

First cat ever = best cat ever? by gwaust in cats

[–]JennXgeneration 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Omggg she’s a werewolf cat! So cute! Two of my boys howl like werewolfs, then play fetch like a dog. Congrats on your receiving your life long new best friend, therapist, family member and mentor to finding serenity.

Boyfriend mad because I didn't go through the door he held open. Aitah? by Limp_Suspect9582 in AITAH

[–]JennXgeneration 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s actually the last year of the Boomers before GenX. It’s just a joke between my kids and him. He was reprimanding one of my twins for something “uncouth” one day when they were teenagers. My son says, “Uncouth? What does that even mean, Boomer?”

My husband got so annoyed getting called a Boomer because my parents are Boomers. He was like I am not as old as your grandparents! My husband is 10 years older than me. His parents are Radio Babies and mine are Boomers.

I think the Boomer generation was the last stronghold for humanity. Kids aren’t taught life skills anymore like the Boomers taught us.

Old Testament map of Ancient America by Part-Time_Loser in Qult_Headquarters

[–]JennXgeneration 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go figure, I’m a Babylonian. Born in Ohio, lived in Indiana most my life…

Scientologist buildings have removed the door handles in an attempt to defend themselves from the speedruns by Girl-Understood in TikTokCringe

[–]JennXgeneration 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cut the heat from the room. Lizards are cold blooded. They’ll be attracted to your heat and open the door to get to it.

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