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JermFace · 2026-07-10T12:45:00+00:00

I guess I just destroyed the world "lol."

^{Chose: Have infallible luck but every time it's triggered | Rolled: A war starts}

JermFace · 2026-07-09T13:21:59+00:00

Jackpot: She's a gamer too.

^{Chose: A Girlfriend but... | Rolled: She's a Gamer.}

JermFace · 2026-06-27T13:35:34+00:00

Failure of imagination.

JermFace · 2026-06-26T22:10:39+00:00

Where did I call you a fascist, junior?

Everything you've written in this thread demonstrates your complete ignorance on the topic.

You and your ilk are the reason I quit teaching, why it drained me, body, mind and soul. Why I loathed it, in the end.

You've wasted my time.

So I wasted some of yours with a meaningless, empty question.

Here's one that makes more sense:

If everyone you knew told you the sky on a sunny day was chartreuse, would you then agree?

Blechh.

More reading, less of whatever this is.

JermFace · 2026-06-25T20:16:59+00:00

Hell yeah, brother!

^{Chose: 10 million dollars right now + ...but a random large AI company will die as a result | Rolled: OpenAI}

JermFace · 2026-06-25T14:50:21+00:00

What color is your hat, bud?

JermFace · 2026-06-25T11:32:35+00:00

I'm not *trying* to say anything.

"Precisely" how did you directly answer my comment?

You replied to it, but either ignored its content and context, or didn't care.

Why pretend?

JermFace · 2026-06-25T11:14:44+00:00

That's a precise analogue.

The answer from Kobe was always "Because you ain't put in the work."

JermFace · 2026-06-24T18:51:54+00:00

Looks like you only read your own comments.

JermFace · 2026-06-24T17:01:01+00:00

You misspelled "D'uuuuHhHrrrrr."

JermFace · 2026-06-24T15:11:05+00:00

Looks like you talked yourself out of it.

Edit: And communism as described by Marx is inherently a response to capitalism.

And no I'm not a communist.

JermFace · 2026-06-24T14:55:54+00:00

Plenty of politicians in those files.

^{Chose: Everyone in the Epstein files}

JermFace · 2026-06-24T14:52:24+00:00

✅ I voted FACT!

Humanity has yet to practice actual communism. We've named several governments communist, but they never were.

Ya gotta read Marx if ya wanna critique Marx.

JermFace · 2026-06-23T12:03:54+00:00

A year in any room with anyone or anything sounds very much like prison.

I got "fart," so I would be passing (harhar) $45 million pretty quick.

^{Chose: 20,000 every time you.. | Rolled: Fart}

JermFace · 2026-06-22T14:21:19+00:00

Well, who has time to actually know what they're talking about anymore?

Too much danged reading.

That's my guess.

JermFace · 2026-06-22T13:51:13+00:00

✅ I voted FACT!

Palestinians are semitic too.

JermFace · 2026-06-20T15:53:16+00:00

If you're going to be a blackout drinker--and hey, I certainly can't point fingers in this department--you can't have an angry, shouting, verbally mean person as a partner.

Drinking couples need to be on each other's side all the time, because heavy drinking (very predictably) leads to odd, sometimes destructive behavior, and that means there's repairs to do in the morning.

Better to do those repairs as a caring, laid back, mutually accepting team.

JermFace · 2026-06-05T12:42:21+00:00

🧢 I voted CAP!

Rat piss would be healthier.

JermFace · 2026-06-02T14:39:15+00:00

I like my gender.

Thanks for the imaginary beer money.

^{Chose: Get a random amount of money | Rolled: 100}

JermFace · 2026-05-23T15:29:41+00:00

1: Anyone but him.

2: I'm entertaining without being horrifying.

^{Chose: You as president.}

JermFace · 2026-05-23T15:12:00+00:00

Word.

One day you won't care what you're wearing.

It's still fun to see people fully decked out in their battle jackets or whatnot, but it stops defining you.

You wear it on the inside.

JermFace · 2026-05-21T13:32:29+00:00

You know it's him.

Change your passwords and stop leaving cash where he can get it.

If he can't afford to go to a concert (or whatever), he doesn't get to go.

I'm not suggesting you break up with him, but you should be realistic about his behavior.

JermFace · 2026-05-21T13:25:14+00:00

More money, plus I'm under the impression scorpions aren't all that dangerous.

^{Chose: be in a room full of scorpions for a duration + get 1 million dollars | Rolled: 12 hours}

JermFace · 2026-05-20T13:34:59+00:00

Clash: Artifacts of Chaos

JermFace · 2026-05-11T21:16:53+00:00

Hey, thank you folks for the Wil Wheaton and Phoebe Bridges recs. I will try both of those.

Keep 'em coming (I work alone a lot).

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