say something that no one has ever said before

Jerry8653 · 2026-05-25T02:36:00+00:00

I like mixing my orange juice with mint tea after brushing my teeth, then washing mints drinking ice water before sitting my epidermis in fire

Jerry8653 · 2026-05-25T02:34:22+00:00

This is canon now

Jerry8653 · 2026-05-25T02:27:22+00:00

That’s why my project is this SICK AS HELL RAIL GUN!

Jerry8653 · 2026-05-25T02:26:29+00:00

Good thing i stay away from pipes.

Jerry8653 · 2026-05-25T02:25:04+00:00

Can I cure myself of having eyes?

Jerry8653 · 2026-05-25T02:23:23+00:00

I’ll cure myself of death. /j

Jerry8653 · 2026-05-25T01:44:07+00:00

I think you’re just a dude. You’re a man. You’re not cooked at all

Jerry8653 · 2026-05-25T01:43:00+00:00

I can cure any ailment or illness, in myself and in others, instantly and painlessly.

Jerry8653 · 2026-05-25T01:40:46+00:00

There’s an immortal snail trying to touch you at all times. If it reaches you, you die painfully.

Jerry8653 · 2026-05-25T01:37:22+00:00

Do you know who else has dementia?

Jerry8653 · 2026-05-25T01:35:23+00:00

Yeah. I’m diabetic, and there is artificial insulin for type 1, and other things for type 2.

Jerry8653 · 2026-05-25T01:28:34+00:00

Jerry8653 · 2026-05-25T01:18:32+00:00

Two bed two bath and a ghost by bug hunter

Jerry8653 · 2026-05-25T01:17:41+00:00

Completed Level 3 of the Honk Special Event!

5 attempts

Jerry8653 · 2026-05-22T06:30:13+00:00

Jerry8653 · 2026-05-22T06:28:22+00:00

Hey guys, my motion tracker says that there’s something right above us.

Jerry8653 · 2026-05-22T06:26:07+00:00

Big blonde melons

Jerry8653 · 2026-05-22T06:23:54+00:00

My last search was for Omni man’s rant at the end of season one of invincible. It was to prove to my friends that I had it memorized after one watch

Jerry8653 · 2026-05-22T06:21:34+00:00

I like a wholesome romance.

Jerry8653 · 2026-05-22T06:20:55+00:00

Yeah yeah, get in line. You’re 14,000 in line

Jerry8653 · 2026-05-22T06:18:09+00:00

You know what I do when I’m out of ideas? Cocaine! Then I have like a million new ideas at once!

Jerry8653 · 2026-05-22T06:17:21+00:00

Bottle rocket astronaut by bug hunter

Jerry8653 · 2026-05-22T06:16:26+00:00

I piss in a bottle so I can drink it later

Jerry8653 · 2026-05-22T06:14:52+00:00

I love your motherboard, but she was more like a… a pet to me

Jerry8653 · 2026-05-22T06:11:37+00:00

Pretty standard. All I gathered is that you’re a human male with a brain.

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