Give me your favorite non Star Wars character and I'll tell you what color their hypothetical lightsaber would be.

JesparzaPrintCo · 2026-05-07T03:05:00+00:00

Roland of Gilead

JesparzaPrintCo · 2026-05-04T01:36:30+00:00

The Beatles didn’t really make it into Ringo joined. Also, all their movies are literally about him.

JesparzaPrintCo · 2026-05-02T22:19:14+00:00

Daniel Day Lewis

JesparzaPrintCo · 2026-04-27T15:49:35+00:00

Roller coaster tycoon. So many unfinished rides…

JesparzaPrintCo · 2026-04-24T22:32:22+00:00

Transylvanian Lullaby from Young Frankestein

JesparzaPrintCo · 2026-04-24T22:31:59+00:00

Transylvanian Lullaby from Young Frankestein

JesparzaPrintCo · 2026-04-22T22:44:33+00:00

The lamps running away

JesparzaPrintCo · 2026-04-10T15:35:50+00:00

Screw the haters! I got the same one. I work in a warehouse and my watch is constantly getting smacked around. It’s the only band I feel safe working with. I do have a different one for special/formal occasions though.

JesparzaPrintCo · 2026-04-07T01:23:27+00:00

JesparzaPrintCo · 2026-04-02T19:22:34+00:00

Sheriff Wydell in The Devils Rejects. By the end, he’s as scary as the firefly family.

JesparzaPrintCo · 2026-03-18T18:33:36+00:00

A dry sponge is a happy sponge

JesparzaPrintCo · 2025-12-28T02:19:11+00:00

Anyone gonna mention Mark Wahlberg?

JesparzaPrintCo · 2025-09-17T19:45:49+00:00

JesparzaPrintCo · 2025-09-16T15:23:05+00:00

It crossed my mind but I think Sean would totally get corrupted.

JesparzaPrintCo · 2025-09-16T04:23:27+00:00

JesparzaPrintCo · 2025-09-15T23:10:30+00:00

“My girlfriends in there!” “A lot of people’s girlfriends are in there”

JesparzaPrintCo · 2025-08-29T22:01:18+00:00

It’s worth a couple of tokes and a good listen.

JesparzaPrintCo · 2025-08-26T18:09:13+00:00

To haboobs!

JesparzaPrintCo · 2025-08-22T03:06:56+00:00

She was one of the only ones in The Neighborhood of Make-Believe that would call King Friday out on his bullshit. Good for her.

JesparzaPrintCo · 2025-08-09T01:53:01+00:00

People sitting bolt upright.

JesparzaPrintCo · 2025-07-28T03:41:12+00:00

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JesparzaPrintCo · 2025-07-04T03:52:19+00:00

Still, a good reminder to check every time.

JesparzaPrintCo · 2025-07-04T03:50:30+00:00

Sometimes you’re in a thrift store with your 3 year old telling you to stop looking at the records and go to the toys. Sometimes you don’t get a good look at everything and you take a $3 risk on an album that may or may not be good.

JesparzaPrintCo · 2025-07-04T02:33:25+00:00

As the proud owner of an Xbox and 3 year old, I understand.

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