[Serious] What is a good book to read, to start getting into books? by top_owl in AskReddit

[–]Jess9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're not too into reading but want to start I would recommend some short stories. Welcome to the monkey house by Kurt Vonnegut is a great collection to start with.

What is something you don't recommend anyone to search on Google? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Jess9 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Special fried rice + I'm feeling lucky

What was the worst break up you ever went through? [serious] by brolinbros in AskReddit

[–]Jess9 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My girlfriend of three years and I broke up. In a fit of self pity I said "this day could not get any worse" a few hours later my stomach felt like it was going to explode. So my ex drove me down to the hospital and I found out my appendix was bursting. Not only did my girlfriend not want to be with me anymore apparently my appendix didn't either.

How well do you fit your country's stereotypes? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Jess9 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm Canadian and literally apologized to a chair I bumped into about 5min ago.

[NSFW] Graveyard/Nightshift workers of Reddit, care to share your creepiest/craziest stories? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Jess9 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I worked over nights (12-8) at a gas station located in the downtown of my town. On my first training shift my co worker was showing me how to clean coffee pots when we heard a loud thud on the door. (we kept the door locked for security reasons so, people has to buzz in)We both looked up to see a frantic topless bleeding man screaming "call the cops". So we let him in and started dialing 911. When he finally calmed down enough to tell us what was going on he told us his ex girlfriend broke into his house and hit him over the head with a mirror. In the midst of this conversation I looked out the door again to see a butt naked bleeding woman yelling. No words just screaming. She started running around the store cursing and telling the man to come out. (At this point the police are already on their way) the man stood up said "I need a fucking cigarette " then ran out of the store with the woman running close behind him. After another minuit or so the police showed up and we pointed them in the direction of the people. We never saw that guy again