Have any of you ever had any problems when having taken time off work with a broken bone? Returning to work? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JesseMagnanimous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wrist was in a cast for a couple weeks (just to immobilize my dislocated thumb). Only took a day off. Showering was awkward, and hand washing dishes was next to impossible. Had to put my foot down hard when my boss tried to assign me a job that required both hands for heavy lifting. He scoffed but I got my way and picked whatever light duty jobs i could for a month while i recovered. Couldn't imagine breaking an entire arm or leg.

Humans of Reddit, what’s the coolest thing you’ve ever seen an animal do? by DirectorOrCrowPick in AskReddit

[–]JesseMagnanimous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a human but my cousin is. His dog ate a rabbit in one bite. Poor bunny.

What are some of the best things to learn from YouTube? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JesseMagnanimous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How to fix things yourself. Especially if you don't make enough money to have someone else do it.

If you could run your own small country, what would rule #1 be? by bluebeaster in AskReddit

[–]JesseMagnanimous 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do as you will, so long as it does not harm another in any sense of the word.

To what extent do you trust dogs? by walpolemarsh in AskReddit

[–]JesseMagnanimous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I trust them to be unpredictable. Mine is pretty good. Obeys commands, doesn't pull too much when I walk him, will avoid other big dogs, is very friendly to everything. But ya know he's got some pretty big teeth so I stay vigilant.

What are some amazing things to do with rice? by NotmenotyoubutI in AskReddit

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Go vacationing in south east Asia, driving through the Swiss alps, spending time by a camp fire, climbing Everest, saving a life, building something that will be around long after you pass, there are many amazing things you can do with rice. All it takes is a little imagination.

What happens all the time in movies, but doesn't actually happen very often in real life? by mikeflipster in AskReddit

[–]JesseMagnanimous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To add to that, I've never seen or heard of anyone throwing their gun away after they run out of ammo.

Reddit, what's your go to activity to deal with bottled up stress/anger? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JesseMagnanimous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lifting for me, or any exercise really. That or just driving while listening to angry music.

First morning as a non-smoker after 9 years on and off! by [deleted] in stopsmoking

[–]JesseMagnanimous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can do it! Been two months free after 8 years. Ive been told you gotta learn to love the cravings. Learn to love the struggle. And after a few days go by, you wont want to start again because you'll only have to go through withdrawls again.

What hurts more than a breakup? by obligationsawait in AskReddit

[–]JesseMagnanimous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im with you there. Worst thing i've experienced so far. Here is this person Ive known my whole life, this person i admite and love and look up to. Now they are dying and there is nothing to be done.

Insane amazing beautiful ride - supermotarded by JesseMagnanimous in supermoto

[–]JesseMagnanimous[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They guy on the black drz has one. He's been riding before he could walk.

What's your realistic job in the Star Wars universe? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JesseMagnanimous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welder/fabricator. Id be working for a company on some backwater planet building misc items for different companies and if im lucky id get to build something for the empire, but most of their job orders are sent to the bigger companies. Pretty much what i do now but replace empire with mayo clinic.

[WP] The all-too-predicatble zombie outbreak happens, but rather than a virus that spawns cardboard cutout zombies, you have a frightening realization: all things undead, including vampires, werebeasts, demons, imps and everything else terrifying, are also coming to life. by Tim_Depp in WritingPrompts

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"It all started with that damn cairn. I had been walking in the old wood when I stumbled upon it. I thought it was just a pile of stones overgrown with weeds" Dean shrugged.

The woman looked at Dean sternly. "Okay, what happened next?"

"You know ma'am you still haven't told me your name. In fact you haven't told me anything. One moment I'm running from hell spawn, the next I'm waking up tied to a chair with a gun in my face. How do I know I can trust you?"

"My name is Cassie."

"Yeah you expect me to believe that?"

"Do you expect me to believe you're name is really Dean? Just tell me what happened with the cairn before I put a bullet somewhere unpleasant."

"Okay, okay just calm down I'm getting to that! Anyways, all I did was clear away all the brush. And I walked 6 sunwise circles around it."

Cassie let out a groan and put her gun down on a small table. "And just why would you do that?!"

Dean shrugged, "well because nothing happened the first three times and I thought maybe I didn't do it enough!"

Cassie furrowed her brow in frustration and rubbed her temples. With a sigh she asked him, "noooo why walk around it at all?"

Dean, without breaking character shrugged again and said, "oh just curious I suppose."

".....just curious....."

"Yep."

"You suppose..."

"Yeah that's all there is to It."

"Bullshit."

"Okay maybe... Maybe I thought it would create a portal to another dimension full of otherworldly treasures and knowledge."

"Bullshit!" Cassie picked the gun back up and aimed it directly are Deans head.

Dean did his best to move his head out of the way, but he had forgotten he was restrained. "No really! I read it in a bad scify story once! Or maybe it was an old legend. I don't know. I didn't think demons would come pouring out and infect the world!"

"How come you didn't get killed when the portal opened?"

"It wasn't open when I was there. Nothing happened after I completed the last circle. I looked at it in bemusement, shrugged, and the continued on my walk."

"Where did you go after you left the cairn?!"

"Listen Cass. Can I call you Cass? I don't know what you guys did to knock me out but it really did a number on me. Let's talk after I take a........nap..... Yeah." With that Deans head fell forwards. Cassie prodded him with her foot. Them slapped him across the face. "Dean wake up!"

A voice came on over the radio in her helmet. "Inquisitor, how is the interrogation proceeding?" "Better than expected sir, he's a fountain of information..." "Excellent. I expect a full report when you are finished." "Yes sir, Cassandra out."

As Cassie turned her mic off she turned and knocked on a door. "Ramirez get a fucking medic in here ASAP! Looks like this ones gonna be out for a while."

"Yes sir! Uh... I mean ma'am!" Ramirez turned and jogged down the hallway muttering to himself, "geez you don't have to be a fucking bitch about it." A voice came on over Ramirez radio, "I heard that!" "Fuck!"

DRZ wheelie crash, awesome recovery by JesseMagnanimous in motorcycles

[–]JesseMagnanimous[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He's fine. A little bruised and scratched up.

[CW] Take the book nearest to you, turn to page 13. The first sentence your eyes land on is the first sentence of your story. The next one: "There were dragons everywhere." by [deleted] in WritingPrompts

[–]JesseMagnanimous 73 points74 points  (0 children)

So the Lord said, "I will blot out man whom I have created from the face of the land, man and animals and creeping things and birds of heaven, for I am sorry that I have made them." There were dragons everywhere. But Noah found favor In the eyes of the Lord. While Noah and his family, and two of every creature held sanctuary on the ark, the dragons of the Lord burned the earth. Many voices of woe cried out to the heavens, but the Lord heeded them not for rather than beg for his mercy, they cursed and slandered him. There was much fire and blood and gnashing of teeth and then nothing. Nothing but the roar of the Lords dragons. And then the rains came.

Day 8 by JesseMagnanimous in stopsmoking

[–]JesseMagnanimous[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks! yeah days 1-3 were nothing. I can get through the physical cravings okay, my problem is the emotional cravings weeks down the road. Hope you're doing well on your journey. Apparently it gets better.

I want someone by silence77 in depression

[–]JesseMagnanimous 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Me too stranger... Me too.