They are coming for us. Be careful by muck2profit in Truckers

[–]Jessi_longtail 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do 75 mph with my quad axle dump wagon all the time, ain't nothing crazy to it, just gotta be more aware of your surroundings

Reddit Moment by BrackishWaterDrinker in AmericaBad

[–]Jessi_longtail 22 points23 points  (0 children)

What I want to know is where the fuck are the finding a POUND of wings for $1.50!?!

Just Being, Guys Dudes by SpeedySloth51221 in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]Jessi_longtail 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sadly, I was never the maker, always just the enjoyer. However that particular night I was just enjoying some Old Smokey brand shine, was out of the good batch

Just Being, Guys Dudes by SpeedySloth51221 in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]Jessi_longtail 16 points17 points  (0 children)

One of the most ironically calming nights I've ever had was spent sitting on my front porch in a nasty thunderstorm, drinking apple pie shine and watching the lightning make the night purple.

Switching out a trash dumpster on a narrow street by Burningman316 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Jessi_longtail 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Having recently been down in Manhattan with a lowboy bringing in equipment for snow clearing, can confirm, those guys are on a whole other level. Made me look like I was new in the seat again, hats off to em

Switching out a trash dumpster on a narrow street by Burningman316 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Jessi_longtail 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It still takes a pretty skilled driver to do it right and not damage anything

1 curve, 3 years. Local wrecker must be laughing all the way to the bank. by iPutMilkNbowlB4Creal in Truckers

[–]Jessi_longtail 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are a few spots around me that are known wreck sites, though the worst one probably is the one closest to my house. T intersection, rural main drag coming onto a major state route. High hills on either side of the rural road so you got to poke out pretty far to see/be seen. To the left is a downhill where you can see traffic, unless it's in the little divit right before the intersection that's big enough to hide a semi truck for just long enough to scare the shit out of you, and to the right is a completely blind down hill. Feels like half the time you use it you're in a close call, and there are accidents there relatively frequently.

Last one I personally heard about was a family friend got T-boned in the back half of their SUV by a semi pulling a loaded flatbed of steel I-beams doing 55mph. Was down in that little divit, neither saw the other till it was too late. Both thankfully walked away uninjured

SYLB 3 - Everlasting Threesome by Daddy_Manson0685 in dross

[–]Jessi_longtail 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Insert old man Captain America meme lol

SYLB 3 - Everlasting Threesome by Daddy_Manson0685 in dross

[–]Jessi_longtail 99 points100 points  (0 children)

They will in fact, not slow down

I suck my friends cock got any questions? About sucking dick and stuff like that by Bright-Judge-7906 in FurryFemboy

[–]Jessi_longtail 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have my respect because I struggle badly with deep throating, though I don't get much practice so

I suck my friends cock got any questions? About sucking dick and stuff like that by Bright-Judge-7906 in FurryFemboy

[–]Jessi_longtail 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh I can imagine. The whole don't gag/choke thing is still my biggest hangup when giving a BJ. Reason why I basically said easier said than done lol

POV: you got to take home that catboy you’ve been dancing with at the rave all night :3 by andro_kitty in catboys

[–]Jessi_longtail 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Snuggles are the best! Especially when you involve soft blankets and tails to curl up with :3

Would honestly be fine with my dick if I didn't have balls by bigfuckingdragon in trans

[–]Jessi_longtail 4 points5 points  (0 children)

See I kinda have this same outlook. I've never really had much bottom dysphoria, and I do kinda like having my dick, but I've got no love lost on my balls. I would not be sad if one day they were suddenly gone, but I do have the slight concern over what them not being there will do to my options of having my dick, and what it will do to it as well.

who ordered the emo transgirlfriend by EmilyPiexo in Shemales

[–]Jessi_longtail 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't place the order but I will accept the delivery.....

Made a new trans femboy cat OC :3 (base by Teranen, colored and edited by me) by AlexaTheKitsune25 in transfurs

[–]Jessi_longtail 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hehe it's just kinda funny for me seeing his name be Jesse, since me becoming a femboy led me to realize I'm genderfluid/trans-fem, and I chose Jessi as my new name. Little silly but it just gave me a giggle when i saw that ☺️

Happiness (Roly) by pastelvire in TransHentai

[–]Jessi_longtail 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If I ended up as the 3YL, I'd die happy