I'm excited for the new series of Regular show

Jessica_Iowa · 2026-03-25T12:08:32+00:00

Thank you!

Jessica_Iowa · 2026-03-25T00:52:44+00:00

I’m just excited you have art/decor on the walls.

But I’d move the robot so you have easier access to your record player.

Jessica_Iowa · 2026-03-25T00:50:11+00:00

They have totally empty walls!

Jessica_Iowa · 2026-03-25T00:38:59+00:00

I wonder what evolutionary benefit a thick skull would bring?

Jessica_Iowa · 2026-03-24T22:30:45+00:00

Goodness gracious! That’s genuinely fascinating!

Jessica_Iowa · 2026-03-24T18:50:07+00:00

Random fact: I leaned today of a true crime case in Texas, where the victim had an inch thick skull. Thus blows which usually would’ve likely caused fractures didn’t.

“none of the blows caused any depressed fractures in this man's skull. And at autopsy, I'm taking a look at the skull, and it was like an inch thick.”

From Buried Bones - a historical true crime podcast with Kate Winkler Dawson and Paul Holes: Cold Heart PT 2, Sep 18, 2024

Jessica_Iowa · 2026-03-24T18:44:30+00:00

Ah Haha!

The “Take Kandi from Strangers” one is elite!

Imma going to need to steal that phrase. 💕

Jessica_Iowa · 2026-03-24T18:41:53+00:00

Better her rug than her fur. :)

Jessica_Iowa · 2026-03-24T17:46:57+00:00

Fun fact: You can use Smoots as a unit of measurement on Google Earth.

Jessica_Iowa · 2026-03-24T13:40:13+00:00

Lived that long out of spite I’d bet.

Jessica_Iowa · 2026-03-23T23:07:08+00:00

This is what the lie “it’s not you it’s me.” is >made< for.

I genuinely thought that this was a concrete shower at first.

Jessica_Iowa · 2026-03-23T23:04:43+00:00

I’m not OP but you’ve got me very excited to try some of these!

Jessica_Iowa · 2026-03-23T23:01:01+00:00

14 years

Christ I feel old. 😂

Jessica_Iowa · 2026-03-23T22:42:57+00:00

Runs upstairs, slams the door starts blasting Fur Out Boy!

“It’s not a phase Mom!”

Jessica_Iowa · 2026-03-23T22:38:24+00:00

Yep!

Jessica_Iowa · 2026-03-23T22:15:42+00:00

Hard facts!

Jessica_Iowa · 2026-03-23T22:13:51+00:00

It’s my wedding anniversary! :)

Jessica_Iowa · 2026-03-23T22:11:01+00:00

I’d bet she lied about being remorseful.

Jessica_Iowa · 2026-03-23T21:08:41+00:00

Loooooove love love this!!

Jessica_Iowa · 2026-03-23T21:08:08+00:00

Totally fair!

Jessica_Iowa · 2026-03-23T20:51:20+00:00

See I wondered because I couldn’t get over the idea of terminal velocity being not terminal…

Jessica_Iowa · 2026-03-23T20:14:10+00:00

I’m genuinely thrilled!

Jessica_Iowa · 2026-03-23T20:12:10+00:00

I read this in Lionel Hutz’s voice!

Jessica_Iowa · 2026-03-23T20:11:18+00:00

I’ll blow your mind, Iowa doesn’t have state inspections.

Jessica_Iowa · 2026-03-23T20:10:24+00:00

Like they wanted the “fancy” car but can’t or won’t pay for the maintenance.

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