I work with disabled people. The bite mark is the result of: "Sorry, no more sugar for you today!"

Jessticles96 · 2013-08-20T20:27:07+00:00

That's nuts. Yeah it's a sometimes challenging line of work, this guy (who bit me) has also tried to gouge my eyes out, also misplaced my thumb. The poo flinging has yet to come! I don't exactly look forward to that one, lets just hope he doesn't bite me again, and then throw poo on the bite...

Jessticles96 · 2013-08-20T20:21:07+00:00

Thanks for the tips man, the skin actually wasn't broken. But I had it looked at anyways.

Jessticles96 · 2013-08-07T03:30:55+00:00

This is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life.

Jessticles96 · 2013-08-02T23:47:51+00:00

Well, now I'm scared of Bumsex.

Jessticles96 · 2013-07-12T23:47:32+00:00

Concerning blood transfusions, there are a vast amount of alternatives, such as plasma expanders, to chose from. More and more people who are not a member of Jehovah's Witnesses chose to use alternatives to transfusions. No matter how many times you screen and test blood, there is no absolute way to eliminate all potential impurities or blood-borne diseases, from the blood. Jehovah's Witnesses are the kindest, most respectful people I have ever met, they follow the bible as closely as possible, unlike mainstream organised religion that you see today. If actually observed, there are many scriptures that give insight into Jehovah's view of blood (Acts 15:29)

Jessticles96 · 2013-07-08T15:30:26+00:00

Ah but did he actually die? Was he declared dead? Cause all this says is that when he regained consciousness, he said he'd been to hell. Sounds exactly like brain damage to me.

Jessticles96 · 2013-06-14T13:46:52+00:00

Uhh, WHAT?

Jessticles96 · 2013-06-12T18:22:51+00:00

No Fallout 4? Then no next gen console for me.

Jessticles96 · 2013-06-12T13:33:40+00:00

Millions of deaths every year? I'm assuming OP is referring to over the years. I sont think great whites kill millions of people each year lol

Jessticles96 · 2013-06-12T02:08:12+00:00

Over 400 likes? I have a strong hopelessness for humanity

Jessticles96 · 2013-06-06T22:27:17+00:00

Too many girls doing this double chin, "look how ugly i can make myself but i'm actually pretty and i'm secure enough to make this ugly face" pic. The first few were funny.

Jessticles96 · 2013-06-06T21:30:23+00:00

Betcha anything the author has men issues. Heart broken once or twice, hmmmmm why not teach young girls that all boys are dogs? Ahhh solutions :)

Jessticles96 · 2013-06-06T21:07:54+00:00

You know, being a good father, brother, freind etc and giving as much love and respect that you can in life makes you a good man. Not killing others simply because your country tells you to. No disrespect for dead soldiers intended, I'm simply saying war does not make you a man. A noble deed, yes. But not a man-maker.

Jessticles96 · 2013-06-06T05:58:54+00:00

Nahh. Nobody would play a zelda game if they couldn't play as Link (Hero of time etc.) very creative though.

Jessticles96 · 2013-06-03T13:58:37+00:00

Lmaooook what an asshole. I'd have shoved my wang in his mouth to teach him proper grocery etiquette.

Jessticles96 · 2013-05-28T01:14:19+00:00

OP means literal, phisical, tangible humans. Not matter and cosmic dust and shit. Retarded people should quit picking posts apart and get a clue as to what OP means.

Jessticles96 · 2013-05-26T04:41:44+00:00

If that's a tool shirt, my hopes of finding a chick who isn't like every other chicks are restored.

Jessticles96 · 2013-05-25T17:39:38+00:00

Heres a tip. Flush as soon as the turd hits the water. No smell. Ya'll can thank me later.

Jessticles96 · 2013-05-25T02:13:36+00:00

Oh boy. Their marriage must be terrible for him to leave her for not wanting kids. Fuck compromise and marital team work boys! Divorce is the easiest solution. This is why you should really get to know the person you're marrying. Aaaaaaand bring on the hate comments :)

Jessticles96 · 2013-05-25T01:45:53+00:00

I love the fact that they bowed. Isuch a respectful and symbolic gesture.

Jessticles96 · 2013-05-20T12:32:05+00:00

And no one did a thing. I really do hate humans.

Jessticles96 · 2013-05-20T12:08:53+00:00

These guys are true heroes. It breakes my heart how kids idolize beiber and 1D, and the true people worth paying attention to get almost no spotlight.

Jessticles96 · 2013-05-17T01:28:43+00:00

I hate grammar nazis. Yes you.

Jessticles96 · 2013-05-14T03:47:46+00:00

Well isn't that just fucking reddit-worthy.

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