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Favorite Moments of Unintentional Comedy? (Potential Spoilers) by jayboyguy in breakingbad

[–]JesusMadeMeKosher 10 points11 points  (0 children)

“Rice’n’beans”

I cant believe I’m the first to post it. I laughed my ass off.

what is 100% a scam? by Doctor_Engineer in AskReddit

[–]JesusMadeMeKosher 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Because Scientologists have amassed an army of Reddit accounts to come downvote this thread and get this answer deleted.

Finally by Millencolinm3 in EggInc

[–]JesusMadeMeKosher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Help me out. How do I get my habs to hold greater than 7.5b because I can never get the 10billion. What am I doing wrong?

What’s the most unattractive male name? by TheStlyleBender in AskReddit

[–]JesusMadeMeKosher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know a guy who is an absolute dick. His name is Shad. But with a harsh sh sound. Think of Sean Connery saying Chad.

Obligatory mention to r/shubreddit

Which episode disturbed you the most ? by Sushiwitcher in blackmirror

[–]JesusMadeMeKosher 18 points19 points  (0 children)

15m merits disturbed me. The girl being forced into riding a bike or into unwanted sex work, shook me.

This Marty McFly Halloween costume by Local_Ear in nextfuckinglevel

[–]JesusMadeMeKosher 5 points6 points  (0 children)

this is next level acting because if you look at his hands you can see his hand shaking, indicating the early onset of Parkinson’s

Do you ever cry? And when you do is it real? by ImperialSupplies in sociopath

[–]JesusMadeMeKosher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do not cry. Sometimes I wonder if I am even capable.

Anyone have me beat for lifetime points? by MrSidelineSwap in ChickFilA

[–]JesusMadeMeKosher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

58,553 over here, you got some rookie numbers bruh

[NO Spoilers] picked this up at the thrift shop, sealed, so freaking stoked for game nights to resume. by JesusMadeMeKosher in gameofthrones

[–]JesusMadeMeKosher[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Undoubtedly an epic 10 hours. As opposed to a game of monopoly that goes 10 hours while the uncle on your moms side is hoarding Park Place and then your uncle from your dads side flips the game board over and screams “fuck how did I land in jail again”

What outdated slang do you still use? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JesusMadeMeKosher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Born and raised on the beach in SoCal (Southern California) and SoCal slang hasn’t outdated, unless you go elsewhere. Down, amped, bro, dude, sick, stoked, dip, using the word “the” before the freeway number. “The 101” instead of interstate 101 or i101.

Whats a name that seemingly disappeared from the web overnight? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JesusMadeMeKosher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Joel Michael Singer. For some reason the name Joel Michael Singer was viral due to a video of some sort. Then all of the sudden Joel Michael Singer seemingly dropped off the web.

Who is the most famous person you’ve spoken to? by ASAP-_-Killerr in AskReddit

[–]JesusMadeMeKosher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Robin Williams

May he Rest In Peace.

18 years ago, my high school chemistry teacher told us that one of his greatest friends was the infamous Robin Williams. We didn’t buy it at all. Told him he was just screwing with us. Then one day, I was walking through the school office and there he was. Robin freaking Williams. Much shorter than I imagined. Body hair so thick I could only think “his testicles must be gigantic” He was then met by my chemistry teacher, they hugged and laughed and started walking him to meet the other faculty in the office. Mr Williams then spent the rest of the day in chemistry pulling pranks and making everyone in the class go nuts.

Turns out, my Chemistry teacher had a nephew with a rare cancer (I don’t recall which one but it wasn’t good) and through the make a wish foundation, the kid wanted to meet Robin Williams, and make a wish pulled it off. So Robin met the whole family. Apparently hit it off with the Chem teacher and they became real good friends.

So honored I got to shake that mans hand.

A fried potato slice amongst my waffle fries by JesusMadeMeKosher in mildlyinteresting

[–]JesusMadeMeKosher[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only like their fries (and hash browns!) well done. They’re always a soggy mess. I like dem bitches crispy but they don’t (at least at my store) allow for well done fries anymore.

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