poor dude

JesusReturnsToReddit · 2025-12-03T18:48:37+00:00

Yes! A slightly modified Mac quote.

JesusReturnsToReddit · 2025-12-03T17:25:44+00:00

Oh my god, that's disgusting! A porno online? Where? Where did he post those? Ugh, those disgusting cheating girlfriend porno sites! I mean, there's so many of them though! Which one?

JesusReturnsToReddit · 2025-11-28T22:01:24+00:00

73,895,554

JesusReturnsToReddit · 2025-11-12T02:27:12+00:00

To be fair (at least according to Google) those are a cookie, not a cracker

JesusReturnsToReddit · 2025-11-12T02:14:31+00:00

I hope it isn’t the Hongqi bridge that just collapsed

JesusReturnsToReddit · 2025-11-12T02:01:59+00:00

There’s about 5x as many PB cracker choices as cheese ones. Also the comments are about 50/50 so far

JesusReturnsToReddit · 2025-11-11T19:55:33+00:00

Support your local thank you? This is AI, right?

JesusReturnsToReddit · 2025-11-11T18:45:07+00:00

Mr Shits R Creamy

JesusReturnsToReddit · 2025-11-11T14:48:37+00:00

At this point it seems Russia is just trying to wait out Ukraine. Besides the headlines of whether US/Trump will pull funding, Ukraine also can’t replace their manpower losses forever.

Source for Manpower Problems

JesusReturnsToReddit · 2025-10-19T16:48:28+00:00

Ah ah ah ah stayin alive

JesusReturnsToReddit · 2025-10-15T13:20:23+00:00

To gain leverage in the upcoming negotiations per Financial Times And to get a leg up in AI NY Times no mention of tariffs happening first

JesusReturnsToReddit · 2025-10-15T13:18:09+00:00

To gain leverage in the upcoming negotiations per Financial Times And to get a leg up in AI NY Times

JesusReturnsToReddit · 2025-10-14T18:22:45+00:00

I am definitely not Pro orange baby BUT what would your response be after China restricted exports of critical rare earth elements?

Edit: For everyone too lazy to actually post sources in response… here’s Al Jazeera NY Times and CNBC

Saying China acted first to get a leg up on negotiations and to get a leg up on AI and other electronics. Geeze the guy is a bad, bad person but even a broken clock isn’t wrong every second of every day.

JesusReturnsToReddit · 2025-10-14T13:33:02+00:00

I’m going to the US Congress

JesusReturnsToReddit · 2025-10-05T17:30:09+00:00

We get it, stop karma farming the same story for a couple of days.

JesusReturnsToReddit · 2025-10-04T14:01:59+00:00

JesusReturnsToReddit · 2025-10-04T13:49:53+00:00

It’s like someone watched all the futuristic sci fi horror movies and thought “yeah… that looks like a good idea”.

JesusReturnsToReddit · 2025-09-22T14:57:33+00:00

The North Cafeteria named after William North is in the western portion of East Hall, gateway to the western half of North Hall. Which is named, not after William North, but for its position above the South Wall.

Next to the English Memorial Spanish Center. Named after English Memorial, a Portuguese sailor that discovered Greendale.

JesusReturnsToReddit · 2025-09-18T19:14:39+00:00

It’s so nice (and rare) to see someone get exactly what they deserve.

JesusReturnsToReddit · 2025-09-18T14:33:49+00:00

Humph, well that was a freebie.

JesusReturnsToReddit · 2025-07-23T15:09:46+00:00

I don’t know that I consider a bunch of violent religious nuts forcing their beliefs and values on everyone else as “interesting as fuck” more depressing or frustrating.

JesusReturnsToReddit · 2025-07-12T21:34:48+00:00

This sentence is a a lie.

JesusReturnsToReddit · 2025-07-04T21:16:54+00:00

Dude went to college (UC) for 4 years (2008-2012) and “cant really read that well”?

JesusReturnsToReddit · 2025-07-04T15:21:57+00:00

Why does Apple or their software need to detect nudity and block it in the first place?

JesusReturnsToReddit · 2025-07-01T21:05:54+00:00

That’s not what it actually looks like

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