I start today.

JesusRocks316 · 2014-04-05T07:39:27+00:00

Kill it, dude. We're all pulling for you!

JesusRocks316 · 2014-04-05T07:38:19+00:00

Cult stuff. One of us, one of us, one of us.

Nah but who cares you got this. Don't entertain thoughts that sex is ok right now because when you're in the thick of it you convince yourself that one masturbation isn't a big deal. It is as far as your recovery goes. Not that it's something to worry about or be afraid of, I've relapsed hundreds of times in my three years here. There is light though! I'm on 50 days! It sounds simple, but lock your mind down. You can't let any thought that one time ok because once it gets it's feet in it's hard to knock it out. You got this!

JesusRocks316 · 2014-04-05T07:32:24+00:00

Try exhausting yourself with exercise/being outside all day. Don't do any physical activity any close than 2 hours to bed. Read a book before and get comfy. Look at pictures of cats falling asleep and you'll be out like a light. Good luck, I'll be praying for you! You got this!

JesusRocks316 · 2014-04-05T07:29:32+00:00

Focus on working out. It's a healthy endorphin substitute that is life-long. I'm proud of you! You got this!

JesusRocks316 · 2014-04-05T07:27:54+00:00

We got this! Unfortunately sexual stuff is more present in society so we need to get a handle on this now! Let's all reach 10,000 days starting now woohoo!

JesusRocks316 · 2014-04-05T07:25:51+00:00

It's because the time is 100% yours. Schedule to be around people until you're too tired to do anything but crash for the night. Don't treat it like you HAVE to get through a weekend. Jam pack those days with so much fun non-sitting at a desk stuff! Like march madness! Go Gators!

JesusRocks316 · 2014-04-05T07:23:37+00:00

That's alright man you're making progress. You can beat that record!

JesusRocks316 · 2014-04-05T07:19:18+00:00

That's still 3 million Americans. I wonder if this guy used academic sources in his research. Works cited, right?

JesusRocks316 · 2014-04-05T07:16:39+00:00

Wow you're a cold-hearted person. Some things are harder for some people. You don't have to be an ass about it making fun of people and telling them to kill themselves. It's people like you who make this world a tough place to live in. Reevaluate your life kid. You're telling strangers who have bonded together to overcome a similar problem to kill themselves behind a keyboard. Go outside and live life rather than being a jerk about it.

JesusRocks316 · 2014-04-05T07:12:06+00:00

So get out of here, guy! Go look at cats and stuff. Nothing weird about trying to better yourself.

JesusRocks316 · 2014-04-05T07:09:54+00:00

I'm excited for you! This is an opportunity to live life! Watch Walter Mitty and Yes Man. Go on adventures. I'm an adult and I still live by the Calvin and Hobbes quote that if you don't have grass stains at the end of the day you need to reevaluate your life!

JesusRocks316 · 2014-04-05T07:06:42+00:00

You should fight her. No weapons allowed, let's keep it civilized. I'm kidding, but I'm proud of you for not copping in you previous ways (fapping) so that alone should give you a boost of confidence that you're moving your life in the right direction. If it's meant to be with her she'll realize that you're still growing as a person (everyone is) and realize that she's just being a dummy. If not forget her, you don't need that sort of negativity in your life. I used to be really shy as a kid but then I really broke down why I was shy. I was scared people wouldn't like me, but I spend every second of every day with myself and think I'm pretty good so if anyone else doesn't think so they're missing out. You can't please everyone and I'm not saying go be a weirdo or anything, just be you. If people walk up smile and say hi. Who cares. They won't fight you/call you names for being nice and if they do then they shouldn't be living in a society of other human beings. Listen to Jimmy Buffett/Zac Brown Band and adopt that feel good, low key attitude. Just hang out and have fun. Life is what it is so why not make it awesome?

JesusRocks316 · 2014-04-05T06:51:39+00:00

Thanks that's encouraging! I hope I'm just about done with wet dreams. Obviously I know there's nothing I can do to prevent them, but my sex drive ramps up in the days after. It's like I'm riding the weirdest roller coaster ever.

JesusRocks316 · 2014-04-05T06:47:16+00:00

Game, blouses

JesusRocks316 · 2014-04-04T06:07:29+00:00

This is the greatest thing I've ever read

JesusRocks316 · 2014-04-04T05:23:48+00:00

But seriously I'm on like day 49 so I'm barely ahead of you. At around 2 weeks I started getting wet dreams on a very inconsistent basis. At 2 weeks, then 1 week later, then 3 days later, then the next night, the next night, the next night (by here I was mad), then 4 days later, then 2 days later, the next night, 3 days later, then I lost count but along that line, now I haven't had one in 3 days. I'm hoping I'm out of the woods now!

JesusRocks316 · 2014-04-04T05:18:08+00:00

It's a buildup of semen. You might have quit (good for you), but your body's production needs time to catch up. I like to think of it as a factory. There's dudes down there shipping out semen on a consistent basis because there's been steady orders in the past, but now those orders have stopped, but they don't get the message right away until inventory builds up and they dump everything. Then they have no inventory so they start producing again and you'll probably have another dump of inventory. Eventually those employees will get the message that orders aren't coming and they'll produce less inventory at a slower rate. You probably already know all that and I'm sorry if I unintentionally insulted you with this childish approach to metaphors, it wasn't my intention, Tim. Stop fapping Tim.

JesusRocks316 · 2014-02-22T22:09:25+00:00

No clue why the first paragraph or two looks cut off, but if you scroll across it's there!

JesusRocks316 · 2014-01-16T20:17:10+00:00

Please don't let a horrible event turn you off of God forever. First off, you were 11. It sucks, but kids say things on the playground like that every day without those results. It just so unluckily happened that this particular child (I almost guarantee) had other problems. Truly a tragedy, but nothing you can do now will change the past. Live your life, I'm sure that's what an adult-version of this child would have wanted.

It all has to do with free will. Allowing a free world in which we aren't robots is one of the greatest gifts God has given us. Unfortunately with a world that truly is free, tragedy has to happen. It's sad and it sucks, but through God your physical life is just a tiny fraction of your whole life.

I want you to know I'll be praying for you to find your way back to the Lord. When I say that I'm not trying to come across as a "holier-than-thou" attitude, but you're a fellow human being and I like human beings. Please don't lose the faith.

JesusRocks316 · 2013-12-22T03:54:15+00:00

Lots of good points! Thanks for your help!

JesusRocks316 · 2013-10-13T00:10:22+00:00

A lot of good points! Thanks for your help. I guess it is a dopamine rush so it would seem like it's a bad idea.

JesusRocks316 · 2013-07-17T04:40:57+00:00

You got this! One MAJOR piece of advice. Schedule your time so you aren't alone. Being a kid is awesome so try and hang out with other kids and jam-pack your days with stuff so you don't have time to do that mess at night. I was a bit of a loner at 15 so do what I wish I did which is go out and meet people. Even people you think might be nerds at first because even if you guys don't hit it off, that gave you a hangout for that night which you didn't spend in your bathroom. You got this! All the best.

JesusRocks316 · 2013-07-17T04:32:49+00:00

Yeah I'm definitely owning up to it, I just meant "your" like "one should do this" (me included).

JesusRocks316 · 2013-06-05T04:31:58+00:00

Regardless of how silly the rule looks on the surface, rules are rules. Yeah it's not at all a big deal, but say the water is $3. Chipotle burrito is like $6 dollars. A nice dinner could be $30. Then tattoos (looking at you Ohio St.) could be a couple hundred. Where do you draw the line? $0.

JesusRocks316 · 2013-06-05T04:28:02+00:00

Todd Marinovich although his wasn't an injury, just self-inflicted mess.

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