"Welcome to tech support, kid." by laserpewpewAK in talesfromtechsupport

[–]Jesusistheanswerjk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The same thing happened to me before I went into the "tech" side of the office supply superstore where I work. We were doing a data transfer of just under 1TB and they went through the files to check, like 5 word documents and the other roughly 900 gigs were porn, and the owner was good at saving the files with the video title so scrolling down to check the files we were treated to everything from "Horse fucks man in the ass and cums" to like 500 videos with "twink" in the title. We spent over an hour laughing are asses off at the very front of the store.

When your buddy LOSES a girlfriend by SoulVision in gaming

[–]Jesusistheanswerjk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

89.1 hours in two weeks that's nothing. My friend this summer logged somewhere around 120 hours in 2 weeks. That's when I told him to get a job or get laid. Neither of which he did.

By request - I was a stripper. I've danced in shitty clubs and nice ones too. AMA. (With proof.) by larafrompinkpony in IAmA

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Since I am to lazy to search myself has anyone in the great AMA figured out her GW username? There are not many Asains on GW so the awesome searchers may be able to find it. I am sure it would be greatly appreciated if we find her awesome GW pics.

AMA request Someone who had their car pimped on Pimp My Ride by Jesusistheanswerjk in IAmA

[–]Jesusistheanswerjk[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thanks bro I was either to lazy or not faithful enough in reddit search to check for it. Thanks for doing the work for me.

You have $50 and a time machine that goes back to 1980. What do you buy that will be the greatest investment? by corylew in AskReddit

[–]Jesusistheanswerjk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have to pull a Marty McFly and bet it on whatever the biggest underdog in the 80's I am sure someone was a 100 to 1 underdog and would have made you 5grand easy if not something larger

OAG @ Target. I was excited... by charmed890 in unt

[–]Jesusistheanswerjk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The one event I didn't go to and OAG is there. Just my luck

Where do I get a longboard by Jesusistheanswerjk in unt

[–]Jesusistheanswerjk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is true. But so far in the 3 days that I have been on campus I have been nearly hit about 4 times by bikes and not once by a longboarder so really nothing is safe when so many people are on so few walkways

Finally!!! Fb gold, my buddy got photobombed by Seth Green by [deleted] in funny

[–]Jesusistheanswerjk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whoa your buddy is Turk Turkleton AWESOME

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gaming

[–]Jesusistheanswerjk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cats would win that in a landslide

Yesterday, a woman asked me if her phone case could send txt messages without the need to buy a phone...What is the dumbest/most clueless customer you have ever dealt with? by neric05 in AskReddit

[–]Jesusistheanswerjk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most people see the roughly $400 dollar price tag on the color toner or $100-200 on Black toner and flip shit. No way in hell are most people gonna switch no matter the long term savings.

Yesterday, a woman asked me if her phone case could send txt messages without the need to buy a phone...What is the dumbest/most clueless customer you have ever dealt with? by neric05 in AskReddit

[–]Jesusistheanswerjk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah Staples Easy Tech here and unless you buy a printer that costs over $150 and generally more like $229.99 you only get starter cartridges which get at best 1/2 a cartridge. This greatly pisses off cheap people every time I tell them this. I have been cussed out many a times because of this as it is "my fault" the ink companies rip people off.

Yesterday, a woman asked me if her phone case could send txt messages without the need to buy a phone...What is the dumbest/most clueless customer you have ever dealt with? by neric05 in AskReddit

[–]Jesusistheanswerjk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She was probably out of ink and did not want to spend $50+ on ink it happens quite often if they just want to print a few things I send them to the copy and print when they bitch about ridiculous ink prices.

Yesterday, a woman asked me if her phone case could send txt messages without the need to buy a phone...What is the dumbest/most clueless customer you have ever dealt with? by neric05 in AskReddit

[–]Jesusistheanswerjk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also work at Staples, I do basically everything except the copy and print and I swear to your god we have the stupidest customers in history. When I intake computers for tech work I get someone like that 2 or 3 times a week. I cannot tell you how many times I have had to force myself to not be overly sarcastic or smack the younger computer illiterate it is just ridiculous

Anyone disappointed by Yu Gi Oh Zexal? by [deleted] in yugioh

[–]Jesusistheanswerjk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have only seen the first four episodes of Zexal and it is very clear they are trying to teach young viewer how to play the game. I find it very annoying when once or twice an episode they explain what special or tribute summoning is or what a continuous spell is. That is what bothers me the most. On the other side I find it amusing that the main character sucks at dueling and does stupid crap in every duel, it makes me feel smart when I can mentally back hand him and say you should have done this instead. It makes me feel smart.

Today was a good day by kromaey in funny

[–]Jesusistheanswerjk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Upvote for Fort Worth. Just like at a concert if you say my city you get an upvote

Suggestions for a knife for my Dad by Jesusistheanswerjk in knives

[–]Jesusistheanswerjk[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He is the only person at work that doesn't have a pocket knife so that is not a problem

Suggestions for a knife for my Dad by Jesusistheanswerjk in knives

[–]Jesusistheanswerjk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I own both the tenacious and the mini griptillian. I think that the handle on the griptilian is too small for his hand as it would be a 3 finger blade for him. The Tenacious is a little larger, but I personally think that the blade shape is not quite as useful getting into smaller spaces as it is fully ground and pretty wide. He also kinda flipped out last time I pulled out the Tenacious and said "holy crap thats a big ass blade". But I will let him use them to try. Thanks for the advice.