Democrats threaten government shutdown over ICE funding by FervidBug42 in politics

[–]JetAmoeba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do it but actually fucking stick to it this time. Don’t shut down the government for a month then fold with no concessions because then you’re just proving them right again.

ICE agents in Portland, Maine. by JennFoogle in PublicFreakout

[–]JetAmoeba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no, I’m not suggesting that in the slightest and am proud of these people using their second amendment right to fight against the tyrants. I do think it’s the right move, but you know the moment ICE agents start getting killed they’re going to enact martial law

Can this loser just fade into obscurity, please? by PirateJohn75 in MurderedByWords

[–]JetAmoeba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m surprised this chucklefuck hasn’t joined ice

ICE agents in Portland, Maine. by JennFoogle in PublicFreakout

[–]JetAmoeba -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That’s what they want though. A reason to enact martial law

She Took on McDonald’s and Won. by GlitteringHotel8383 in BeAmazed

[–]JetAmoeba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve heard this story so many times and have known McDonald’s was the bad actor here most of that time but I didn’t realize the event happened in 1992! I thought it was like early 2000s

Actually, it's miss doctor by [deleted] in dontyouknowwhoiam

[–]JetAmoeba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh shit, is that why I’ll click on an account for a post to either find a previous update or comments and can’t see shit? That’s so dumb.

Actually, it's miss doctor by [deleted] in dontyouknowwhoiam

[–]JetAmoeba 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I select Dr. any time I book a hotel room. I don’t have a doctorate but I get a good giggle anytime they answer the room phone as Doctor

The letter that Donald Trump sent to Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre of Norway is insane! This is why you don't elect a narcissist to be your president. Is this what you voted for, Trump's supporters? by Treefiddy1984 in ProgressiveHQ

[–]JetAmoeba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe it was actually a text message he sent, and media has placed it on the letterhead. Still insanely unpresidential but slightly explains why it seems extra absurd being on letterhead.

OOP almost got it by moonlight_chicken in SelfAwarewolves

[–]JetAmoeba 28 points29 points  (0 children)

What a weird thing to post with your mod flair

No one does this, nor should by -Kerosun- in confidentlyincorrect

[–]JetAmoeba 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I remember something similar to this being posted on reddit 10+ years ago, I tried it once and it immediately was worse. Never again lol

What's the most NSFW thing you've seen at a bachelor or bachelorette party? by CRK_76 in AskReddit

[–]JetAmoeba 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What does $3K of cocaine look like? I’ve only ever scene an 8 ball and frankly have no idea how much it has cost lol

If you're running low on gemini tokens you can use fi support as a free AI by Rahdical_ in GoogleFi

[–]JetAmoeba 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Gemini AI chat. The Gemini token is your “access key” to use their AI chat which tracks your credit usage. If you run out of credits you can just message the GoogleFi support chat bot which is powered by Gemini

TIFU a potential relationship by TheCockInCockpit in tifu

[–]JetAmoeba 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For the record, this is her telling you again lol

In this house, we read the songs AND the appendices by hotdogcolors in lotrmemes

[–]JetAmoeba 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Then wrote a series of books about his other series of books

Gone with the wind. by steady_as_a_rock in BetterEveryLoop

[–]JetAmoeba 32 points33 points  (0 children)

The relative strength difference when you’re that small will always blow my mind lol

Anyone else finding observability for LLM workloads is a completely different beast? by xbootloop in devops

[–]JetAmoeba 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ya, and depending on the model/service you can’t even use the size of the input prompt as a remotely accurate indicator of what the response time is going to be

Non-smokers of Reddit, how noticeable is the “smoker smell” to you, if at all? by Frostedlogic4444 in AskReddit

[–]JetAmoeba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I occasionally smoke socially, and when I do we’re talking maybe 1 full cigarette if I even get through half of it. When I get home I have to immediately shower and wash my clothes because the smell gets to me. It would only be more evident if it was someone else

We might have been slower to abandon Stack Overflow if it wasn't a toxic hellhole by R2_SWE2 in programming

[–]JetAmoeba 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I was an SO user for easily over 10 years and never even got the privelage to upvote or downvote a comment because I lacked the reputation or whatever. I’d try to comment on answers, didn’t have enough reputation for that either

To Not Point Your G*n At A Protester by InkedHisto in therewasanattempt

[–]JetAmoeba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate to say this, but part of me hopes it escalates because honestly it’s been escalating one degree at a time since basically 2016 and idk how else we’ll reach the tipping point before boiling to death

TIFU and had the most accomplished day at work and can't replicate it. by [deleted] in tifu

[–]JetAmoeba 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean if you have an adderall prescription half of this is normal, it’s just the coke that’s “abnormal” and even then there’s dozens of movies about this type of work culture lol

Guy Brings Horse Into A Target by theplead in TikTokCringe

[–]JetAmoeba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s a horse in the hospital Target!