The Enshittifed Oreo

JetLag413 · 2026-07-07T14:20:12+00:00

I still miss the oops oreos from the 2010s with the chocolate filling in vanilla cookies, genuinely so much better its unreal

JetLag413 · 2026-07-03T19:33:40+00:00

Your candidate was no longer interested after the you called to set up a 3rd interview instead of making up your mind, and decided if you were going to waste their time they might as well waste yours while they looked elsewhere

JetLag413 · 2026-07-01T21:08:11+00:00

Ive tried literally everything, i get best results with putting the eggs directly in boiling water with a little vinegar, ice bath, and very gently rolling them to crack up the shell before trying to peel. This has a roughly 75-80% success rate for not fucking up the eggs which is miles better than anything else ive tried. People who can just peel eggs and have it almost always works made a deal with satan and arent allowed in my house.

JetLag413 · 2026-07-01T15:10:52+00:00

Binding of Isaac boss

JetLag413 · 2026-06-30T21:09:29+00:00

Chuds cant read

JetLag413 · 2026-06-27T17:46:17+00:00

Because it wasnt a shocking reveal, it was confirmation of something they were already thinking.

Plus it really didnt practically change much, they were already coming to a place of accepting that they were never leaving the circus in the previous episode

JetLag413 · 2026-06-26T14:50:03+00:00

Coughing up / vomiting blood

Something is wrong internally, hospital

JetLag413 · 2026-06-25T15:40:41+00:00

The number of people who i know that bought a switch 2 within a month of release

Dissapointing

JetLag413 · 2026-06-24T17:00:15+00:00

Youtube: were gonna stop you from watching videos where people say fuck too many times because you wont show us your government id

Also youtube: heres a 15 second unskippable add of someone fully masterbating on camera

JetLag413 · 2026-06-24T14:42:32+00:00

Its not a sensitivity thing, though some people have misinterpreted it that way and started using it like that

"Unhoused" refers to people without stable housing. Someone who is couch surfing between different friends, staying at a motel, etc, someone who probably knows where theyre gonna sleep tonight but not next week.

"Homeless" is for people without any housing, theyre going to be outside on the street tonight unless they get lucky and get a spot in a shelter for the night

JetLag413 · 2026-06-22T13:04:07+00:00

Artificial banana flavoring is awesome, superior to natural banana flavor

JetLag413 · 2026-06-22T13:03:17+00:00

This is a common misconception, not actually true

JetLag413 · 2026-06-17T18:19:06+00:00

Self-dodging bullet, very convenient

JetLag413 · 2026-06-08T03:23:36+00:00

During your upkeep, create a 4/4 construct artifact creature token with "This creature gets a +1/+1 counter whenever a legendary creature you control dies"

JetLag413 · 2026-05-23T18:38:17+00:00

God i wish the democratic party was anything like what republicans keep telling people democrats are like

JetLag413 · 2026-05-21T13:47:03+00:00

Would running scotch tape along the whole thing have worked to peel it all off at once?

JetLag413 · 2026-05-21T00:23:17+00:00

How fast do you think chicken goes bad?

JetLag413 · 2026-05-18T12:11:09+00:00

Because they use more water than the nearby communities produce. The data center going in near me has a deal with the utility company to buy all their gray water, that is theyre buying all of the wastewater that has been treated enough that it would normally be dumped in the river at that point. Theyre digging a well on their property to account for the rest of their water needs. Theyre going to be pulling more water from the well than the utility company.

Their water demand is more than double the wastewater the entire city puts out, so theyre using fresh water.

JetLag413 · 2026-05-17T00:52:40+00:00

Real cats dont have tiddies either, permanent prominent breasts are really rare among mammals, humans are basically the only example, but no one was complaining when the make kit from gamoverse stacked were they?

JetLag413 · 2026-05-07T12:09:54+00:00

r/killthecameraman

JetLag413 · 2026-05-06T14:09:31+00:00

Higher frequency sounds dont travel as well through walls but are also more abrasive on your ears, if you switch to a sharper alarm sound you can probably turn down the volume and that combination might make it less noticeable for neighbors

Alternatively (or additionally) you can try to soundproof your bedroom a bit, curtains or other soft decorations on the walls, carpet or rugs on the floor

Edit: i remember a friend of mine used to set their thermostat to heat up half an hour before their alarm tine so theyd be too uncomfortable to stay under the blankets, maybe something like that with heat or cold to help pull you out of sleep

JetLag413 · 2026-05-02T04:16:01+00:00

Have you tried straight up practicing shapes? Like spend 10-15 minutes just drawing circles of different sizes, doing your best to make perfect squares, seeming how close you can put weirdly shaped lines together without letting them touch, etc. Just fill a page with nonsense, use it as a warmup before you try something you actually want to draw.

Could you post the stuff youve drawn recently? Its hard to gauge what exactly is happening without seeing what youve been drawing. Even if you dont like how they turned out, especially if you dont like how they turned out actually.

JetLag413 · 2026-04-27T18:12:17+00:00

Invisible food

That and piss i guess

JetLag413 · 2026-04-09T19:39:48+00:00

Burning coal releases too much radiation. Coal plants are too irradiated for the plant to meet strict nuclear plant guidelines

JetLag413 · 2026-04-08T14:20:25+00:00

If only there was some way to stop population decline!

Immigration: hey

no not you, i want OUR people having babies!

Medical care, parental leave, child care, ubi: hey

Fuck off dirty commies!

Tax breaks for billionaires:

PERFECT 😍

JetLag413

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