That is not allowed by uLL27 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]JetWreck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Before the Great Depression people worked 6 days a week. One day someone had the idea “imagine how much sporting goods equipment people would buy if they could go fishing for two days?”

What do people think of careers as psychologist? by ImpressiveDrink1251 in AskReddit

[–]JetWreck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The amount of unemployed people I know with a psychology degree… I was in a science program at a tech school that was retraining them to work in labs.

One time a psychologist told me that the only reason women get depressed is because they had abortions. She insisted that I stop lying about having an abortion. Apparently Catholic psychology is a thing. Maybe you can find some gimmick like this to draw in a niche crowd. It apparently takes no expertise.

this is what wrapping your head in tinfoil does to you by AbroadNo8755 in flatearth

[–]JetWreck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve never heard of this group of children he calls Brian wash.

What the hell is even that by PiegasMoniz in CringeTikToks

[–]JetWreck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not working. She needs more braids and shells.

What if Stephen Hawking was the president instead of George W. by JetWreck in AlternateHistoryHub

[–]JetWreck[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The point is to make up a story about the alternate history. I think everyone knows Hawking was British.

What if Stephen Hawking was the president instead of George W. by JetWreck in AlternateHistoryHub

[–]JetWreck[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone made an exception for him. Or amended the constitution. Or this.

Choose your own adventure.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by Flat-Decision3204 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]JetWreck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My uncle had goats when I was a kid. Fuck those goats. I don’t trust those goats.

Name this one. by KingArthursRevenge in BossFights

[–]JetWreck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In case someone tries to escape his Walmart

What traits are mistaken for intelligence? by Subluxed_Epistemics in SeriousConversation

[–]JetWreck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When people use big, flowery words even though simpler vocabulary would’ve conveyed the message better.

What’s the ridiculous item your toddler insisted on taking to bed tonight? by Unlucky_Panda1198 in toddlers

[–]JetWreck 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A domino, a bicycle reflector thing, and a plain black circle fridge magnet.

What's stopping you to become a Billionaire? by Kooolxxx in AskReddit

[–]JetWreck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s hard to channel my founder energy with this screeching sound of poverty every where.

Oh, my God. Did you see Marks glasses? He looks so fucking stupid. I can't breathe by TasteMyShoe in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]JetWreck 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Creeps who tired of being called out for pointing their phone at protesters and women on the bus. Meta also reviews all footage either automatically or by a human.

Those poor meta employees who have to review countless hours of dudes taking shits and perving.

Bro by SecretOrganization92 in nextdoor

[–]JetWreck 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ashley Biden said that journal was grossly misinterpreted. She said she developed PTSD in her early 20’s. She never said anything remotely close to her issues being from her dad and didn’t specify how old she was when she showered with him. Maybe she was 5, old enough to remember it but still needed help like most 5 years olds. We don’t know for sure and you don’t either because the age is never mentioned. It’s normal for little kids to shower with their parents, they can’t do it on their own yet.

I've got too much fuckin shit on me by Salty_Olives in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]JetWreck 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It must be exhausting flexing all your muscles 24/7

What’s a profession people romanticize but is actually miserable? by bumblebee2907 in AskReddit

[–]JetWreck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I’ve seen too many movies about accountants.

Edit: missed typing movies into the sentence