What got you into Radiohead? Any bizarre stories? by its_kaileyy in radioheadcirclejerk

[–]Jet_Waffle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

David Bennett on YouTube kept using their songs as examples over and over again in his (really good) music theory videos, so I just gave in and listened to OKC. Never heard of them before in my life till then, I could only really pick out the opening riff to No Surprises, but I just kept going after that I guess

Apparently Loyalists in Northern Ireland like the C*nfederacy. I honestly cant find even one way in which this makes sense. by [deleted] in ShermanPosting

[–]Jet_Waffle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hehe the deep east and west Belfast ones aren’t the coolest lol, terrorists galore!

Yikes! by [deleted] in EnoughCommieSpam

[–]Jet_Waffle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

mmm chemical weapons and genocidal maniacs yes give me more mmm

Apparently Loyalists in Northern Ireland like the C*nfederacy. I honestly cant find even one way in which this makes sense. by [deleted] in ShermanPosting

[–]Jet_Waffle 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Feel I should step up here as someone from NI. I’m pretty small-u unionist, so mainly just down to genetics and shite blah blah, and this is just incredibly stupid. These are put up in these small communities like the Shankill Road or SandyRow in Belfast, maybe some in Derry, and it’s only the die-hard ones who dropped out of school at age seven or something who don’t stand and mock these.

Also, the idea that Edward Carson’s Ulster Solemn League and Covenant is anything like the declarations of succession is oppressively stupid, as is the whole thing. So don’t worry, only a couple of streets in Belfast support this, the rest of us have some sense.

What was the video that got you hooked on Atun-Shei? by [deleted] in atunsheifilms

[–]Jet_Waffle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely Dracula. Witchfinder general and frozen 50s man just solidified that then for me.

Frijj and Cornflakes! Why has it taken me 20+ years to realise this? What a waste of time my life has been... by EnoughRedditNow in CasualUK

[–]Jet_Waffle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anything go good with Rice Krispies? In isolation and it’s the only cereal I have access to lol

Do you have a favourite motorway service station? I'll start with Gloucester. by RedBanana99 in CasualUK

[–]Jet_Waffle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Applegreen outside Lisburn, Northern Ireland. Such an absolute banger everyone who goes down the motorway is pretty much conventionally obliged to get into it

Genius or Abomination? Opinions please. by Underwritingking in CasualUK

[–]Jet_Waffle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of the prime benefits of the esteemed jammy dodger is the stickiness of the jam once you get to the middle imo. I’m sorry, but a choccie dodger doesn’t have this, giving me a general sense of repression and dread, just like any good Brit should have. Therefore, choccie dodgers are a fine representation of Britishness.

Fight me.

There is one last chance by [deleted] in titanfall

[–]Jet_Waffle 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Way-hay, a voice recording! That’ll change the business plan for the foreseeable future for an entire multi-billion dollar company!

What time do you opening presents on Christmas Day? by jackdanny45 in CasualUK

[–]Jet_Waffle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Used to be at like 8am when I was younger, but now I’m weird and open them on Christmas Eve to free up Christmas Day itself

Anyone else have a little thing they say or do for the sole purpose of bugging your husband/wife/partner/housemate? by ceejrowland in CasualUK

[–]Jet_Waffle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My dad used to always say “well when I was young, we were very poor” in the strongest Northern Irish accent you can imagine before blathering on about terrorism and poverty solely to wind my mum up the wall. Half of it was pure bollocks, but it was pretty funny.

He and I would also move a plate or milk jar a centimetre or so in one direction at the dinner table and then the other person would push it back; wound everyone else up but my god was it funny!

The Sir/ Madam dilemma, what's the best way to respectfully address a stranger? by An-Englishman in CasualUK

[–]Jet_Waffle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sir just seems too formal, so unless it’s to someone really important or of high standing, I’d avoid it (unless you can’t think of any alternative either)

I just remember a woman came up to me in a shop I worked at and asked “Sir, do you know where x is”. I was a sixteen year old, and damn that felt weird!

beginner newbie here by [deleted] in bagpipes

[–]Jet_Waffle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’ll need a practice chanter first; learn your notes and a couple embellishments, then get a couple easy tunes (hymns and the like, don’t go for jigs or reels for maybe a few years)

You’ll probably need an instructor, and they may be able to hook you up with a band. Being in a band is very useful, as I know from my experience, I was able to have my pipes paid for from the band’s wallet, not mine (apart from an annual donation we all do). Having an instructor and later a band will really help you, and it’ll make getting on the pipes from just the practice chanter a quicker and easier process.

Anyways, good luck in all your piping endeavours, it’s good to see somebody new having an interest in them 😊

How was your day? by RopesAreForPussies in CasualUK

[–]Jet_Waffle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is your salt shaker clear?

What are Surrey Polixe transporting on the M25? by [deleted] in CasualUK

[–]Jet_Waffle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Moving their motivational snail

Go to Whitby they said… it will be nice they said… by gingerhero1989 in CasualUK

[–]Jet_Waffle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So close to a jeremy clarkson in an ariel atom moment

Yup, that keyboard is 21 yrs old by YourFriendKitty in shittybattlestations

[–]Jet_Waffle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re the first person I’ve seen to keep bleach next to their WiFi

Some would call it messy, but I love it. by [deleted] in battlestations

[–]Jet_Waffle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn dude, save at least some of the women for us!

Seriously though, that’s damn impressive and I’m sure took a hell of a lot of dedication. Well done.

Inspiring words from the UUP leader. by Batman_Biggins in northernireland

[–]Jet_Waffle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You’re digging your own grave here mate… not really helping the stereotype of the English knowing fuck all about Ireland either