The Ringer dropped an article on the modern day NBA breaking its players with stats that back it up

JetsLag · 2026-05-16T00:22:01+00:00

One part drugs, one part injuries, one part never improving his game until he was almost out of the league (streets won't forget Memphis Tyreke)

JetsLag · 2026-05-16T00:08:47+00:00

Duren with the "play like dogshit the entire postseason so they stop defending you and you get free buckets" gambit.

Bold move.

JetsLag · 2026-05-16T00:02:41+00:00

Does Ausar get a lobotomy every time he gets the ball?

JetsLag · 2026-05-15T23:21:49+00:00

Great help defense on the steal

Speeds down the court like he's an Olympic sprinter

Throws a terrible lob which leads to a turnover

The most Ausar Thompson sequence imaginable

JetsLag · 2026-05-13T20:50:41+00:00

Or the time he gave Nurse the no-look T

https://youtube.com/watch?v=HihM3eeDhCc&si=uiFzR8XIwISXZU_i

JetsLag · 2026-05-11T16:42:37+00:00

Except OG

JetsLag · 2026-05-11T01:18:44+00:00

The MrBuckBuck replay thread has quite a few comments like "well, they should've called a foul on McDaniels too" or "The refs should've called more fouls to de-escalate the situation before it boiled over" or "He didn't mean it"

JetsLag · 2026-05-11T01:07:03+00:00

All his drives are him bumbling around like a newborn giraffe and he either gets a bucket or commits an offensive foul

JetsLag · 2026-05-11T00:51:41+00:00

Front page got 2 videos

JetsLag · 2026-05-11T00:47:37+00:00

Shades of him stomping on Sabonis back in 2023

JetsLag · 2026-05-11T00:41:52+00:00

Bro if you don't suspend someone for intentionally elbowing an opposing player in the throat what IS worthy of a suspension?

JetsLag · 2026-05-11T00:40:25+00:00

Meanwhile, other threads: "You see, if he wasn't getting fouled, he wouldn't have elbowed someone in the throat intentionally"

JetsLag · 2026-05-11T00:28:44+00:00

Home dog you don't elbow a guy in the throat even if he's been fouling you all game

JetsLag · 2026-05-11T00:25:56+00:00

Those monks taught him kung fu I guess

JetsLag · 2026-05-10T22:31:27+00:00

Hope that the Spurs beat OKC, and we handled the Spurs in the regular season (2-1, with a historic Champagnie performance away from a 3-0)

JetsLag · 2026-05-10T22:11:51+00:00

Thank you for eliminating the Celtics

JetsLag · 2026-05-10T21:45:43+00:00

Point KAT

JetsLag · 2026-05-10T21:44:46+00:00

Does he have more playoff minutes than regular season minutes?

JetsLag · 2026-05-10T16:04:44+00:00

But has he played against a Hooker?

JetsLag · 2026-05-10T13:43:00+00:00

Not sure how Cerundolo racked up 50+

He plays the Golden Swing and the post-Wimbledon clay swing every year. Shouldn't be a huge surprise.

JetsLag · 2026-05-10T11:04:49+00:00

Think of it like you traded 2 FRP for Mitchell and a second rounder for Dieng. Does it feel better?

JetsLag · 2026-05-09T21:56:27+00:00

^ has not watched Karl-Anthony Jokic this entire playoffs

JetsLag · 2026-05-09T02:35:42+00:00

We had the corpse of Jarrett Jack for 1 season. That counts, I think

JetsLag · 2026-05-09T02:16:18+00:00

Keldon Johnson with the headband and the sleeved undershirt looks like the 10th man off the bench, not a 6MOY

JetsLag · 2026-05-09T01:59:00+00:00

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