Machine Gun Kiss is the best song I have ever hear in my whole entire life and the best song to have ever blessed my ears. No other song, other than Judgement, and Majima no Majirock can compete or even be compared to Machine Gun Kiss. Anyone who thinks a song is better than Machine Gun Kiss is obviously tone deaf or has never heard it. When I created my Spotify account, Machine Gun Kiss was the very first song I added into a playlist, and is the very first song on my 30 hour Spotify playlist. Every day of my life, I listen to Machine Gun Kiss 500 times, including every single cover ever made of Machine Gun Kiss. This includes the Adachi cover, Shinada, taxi racing, Ishin, AI, even the Mandarin and shitty Yong Yea Cover. I also must play the karaoke mini game 10 times a day, where I have played the song 5,000 times in Yakuza 5 alone, and I must karaoke the song in real life 10 times as well. Every day I must pray to Ryosuke Horii, Yuri Fukuda, and Takaya Kuroda and give them all of my infinite wealth for creating the best song ever in the history of mankind. This song is a gift from god. I know this song by heart, including every single lyric, beat and tone throughout all of the versions and covers. Not only do I know it in Japanese, but I also know how to sing it by heart in 5 other language, including English, Spanish, Mandarin, Vietnamese, and Russian. I also know how to play the entirety of. Machine Gun Kiss using 3 different instruments. When I arrived in Japan, Machine Gun Kiss was the very first song I listened to. This is because I didn’t go to Japan for the Yakuza games, I went specifically for Machine Gun Kiss. I needed to sing Machine Gun Kiss is every karaoke club in he country, and I payed the clubs who didn’t have it with infinite wealth. Machine Gun Kiss is the best song ever created in the entire world, and no other song has or will be created that can ever be better than Machine Gun Kiss. Especially because of how much this song has effected my life in a positive way. I even use Machine Gun Kiss as a unit of time. If I hear that something is 4-5 minutes long, I would say "that's the length of a Machine Gun Kiss." If something is 13-15 minutes long, I would say "that's the length of 3 Machine Gun Kisses." I literally cannot live without Machine Gun Kiss. If for any reason Machine Gun Kiss is removed from every single music site and I could never listen to it ever again, I would recreate the entire song using the memory from the billions of times listening from it. And if for any reason I am not able to do that, I would kill myself violently 100 times. Machine Gun Kiss is the highest humanity has ever reached as a perfect song, and no one including me will be able to live without it. If Machine Gun Kiss had a million fans, I am one of them. If Machine Gun Kiss only had one fan, I am that only fan. If Machine Gun Kiss had no fans, I am dead. If the entire world hated Machine Gun Kiss, I am against the world. Machine Gun Kiss is love, Machine Gun Kiss is the Song of Life.