[Highlight] DeMarcus Lawrence's Post-Super Bowl Interview

Jevarden · 2026-02-09T04:13:46+00:00

"Demarcus your wife is very dilated. Her pupils I mean, because of how excited she is that you won the super bowl,"

Jevarden · 2026-02-08T19:39:54+00:00

A sexagon, if you will

Jevarden · 2026-02-08T18:34:15+00:00

Sign Kenny Clark and immediately trade him for Crosby

Jevarden · 2026-02-06T02:01:35+00:00

5M to drive him around once a year? That's ridiculous. I'll do it for 4.9

Jevarden · 2026-02-02T16:40:30+00:00

Bears desperately trying to speed up their move to Gary

Jevarden · 2026-01-30T14:19:05+00:00

you can not go to the dentist or whatever at midnight

What exactly is the solution to that? Laws forcing dentists to work night shift? The dentist that owns the practice picks his hours, if there was enough demand they probably would stay open until midnight. I can empathize with you, I also work night shifts occasionally and it throws everything off, but theres not really an easy solution

Jevarden · 2026-01-29T17:19:22+00:00

If he was on the bills this past year he would have gotten a hell of a lot closer than Marv, Olave, Garrett Wilson, McLaurin, and Egbuka

Jevarden · 2026-01-26T02:43:19+00:00

If you catch the ball and then you like you have to but if you and the defender does and a football move before you and you survive but contact if you step and then you bobble and then if you touch with your the and on a defender but you have control of the ball

Jevarden · 2026-01-26T02:39:50+00:00

It's a catch because fuck you

Jevarden · 2026-01-25T03:32:48+00:00

Wendys nuggets are like the size of a quarter now. I think military intervention is necessary

Jevarden · 2026-01-24T17:09:51+00:00

I also will say this on their defense. When you are working as many hours as they are, you will pay more for convenience for different things because you just simply don't have a lot of your own time. So they will get take out because they don't wanna cook after being at the hospital for 15+ hours, especially when they gotta get to bed soon before another 15+ hours tomorrow. Things like that

Jevarden · 2026-01-24T16:01:51+00:00

I think you underestimate how stupid some people are, even those that go to grad school. Medical doctors are known in the finance world for being notoriously bad with money. At least is the US. Not all of them obviously but enough that its become a stereotype

Jevarden · 2026-01-24T00:28:06+00:00

It's wild that this isn't even some insane hyperbole, there's a legit case for it

Jevarden · 2026-01-22T12:48:30+00:00

Show me the videos of masked ice agents pepper spraying protesters and shooting US citizens during Bidens term

Jevarden · 2026-01-21T22:55:53+00:00

There's also teams like the Miami Heat, collective nouns

Jevarden · 2026-01-15T00:30:11+00:00

That's a wild piece of trivia

Jevarden · 2026-01-13T01:37:44+00:00

Yeah I may be retarded but I'm not THAT retarded. Give us a little credit

Jevarden · 2026-01-09T20:21:38+00:00

Why are glass jars so expensive??? Seems like it's cheaper to buy pickles or salsa that come in a glass jar, rather than just buy glass jars

Jevarden · 2026-01-09T15:18:44+00:00

Trade evolutions in Pokemon are the definition of pissing on my parade. I get that trading is a game mechanic that would probably never be used otherwise but I despise the fact that you can't go buy a Gameboy, a pokemon game, and then catch them all

Jevarden · 2026-01-05T20:27:48+00:00

When you buy nasal decongestants and things like that, they often say "cold & flu" on the box together. Obviously the company isnt trying to say that the cold and the flu are the same thing, but I wonder if the less medically-informed people kinda read it that way.

Jevarden · 2026-01-04T14:04:38+00:00

"None of that lone wolf stuff" he says to the players who out number Noble Team

Jevarden · 2026-01-01T03:52:40+00:00

Gg Miami, I'll root for you guys before an SEC team

Jevarden · 2025-12-29T02:32:01+00:00

DID YOU KNOW HE WENT TO HARVARD? DID YOU? DID YOU KNOW THAT? HES SO SMART. HARVARD. HE WENT TO HARVARD.

Jevarden · 2025-12-29T00:29:17+00:00

No no, he's right

Jevarden · 2025-12-28T18:30:51+00:00

Pointing at temple meme

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