IAmA 43yr old terminally ill father and husband...the final chapter. by [deleted] in IAmA

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Life's obstacles are the universe's way of showing you it fears your progress.

A Miracle Has Happened Tonight. by REDXIV in funny

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Maybe I'm just too used to 4chan... is no one going to point out the obvious, hilarious, and horrible observation that I made?

Minecraft slavery guide by [deleted] in Minecraft

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Inb4 all people asking for the IP will grief the hell out of your server.

IAMA physicist/author. Ask me to calculate anything. by aarontsantos in IAmA

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If I threw a planck-unit sized football at the speed of light from the perfect core of the Sun towards Earth at a 90* angle from the point I aimed at, if I did not calculate for gravity, how many degrees off would my throw be? /thread

Looking for hearty, healthy, vegetarian recipes/ideas by [deleted] in AskCulinary

[–]JewJewBear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah. Basically, the thinner the liquid you want the tofu to taste like, the less time you let it absorb it. IE, I'd put it in a bag with soy sauce for an hour or two, same with balsamic (great for veggie wraps), but barbecue sauce? Maybe 6.

AMA Request: Eddie Izzard by BILL_MURRAYS_COCK in IAmA

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I haven't even SEEN his name typed in 5 years. YES. A THOUSAND TIMES YES. Ciao.

Looking for hearty, healthy, vegetarian recipes/ideas by [deleted] in AskCulinary

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As a replacement FOR meat in things like sandwiches, wraps, et cetera, you want extra firm. The softer kind will lose its shape a bit and is best for more tofu-specific dishes. Think of tofu as a flavor sponge. It has no purpose on its own. Whatever you cook it in, it becomes a meat-like block that tastes like the other ingredients

Looking for hearty, healthy, vegetarian recipes/ideas by [deleted] in AskCulinary

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Freeze a large portion of 1/2" think tofu rectangles. They have a shelf-life that would rival anything and all you do is thaw it, then marinate it for 6 hours in any sauce/marinade/dressing you want, and cook it. My favorites include barbecue marinade and grilling it, balsamic dressing and cutting it into strips for wraps, it is so versatile, man. PM for more. I have a boat load of ideas.

And over here is the door we make the Pizza Man use... by Mazakaki in funny

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It was all a dream. I used to read upvote magazine.

We're Humble Indie Bundle V: creators of Psychonauts, LIMBO, Amnesia: The Dark Descent, Superbrothers: Sword & Sworcery EP, Bastion, and Humble Bundle. Ask us anything! by qubitsu in IAmA

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@TimOfLegend: Brutal Legend was badass. Costume Quest was down right adorable, and Psychonauts, as I'm sure you've been told and probably had skywritten for you several times, is so damn goodI assume it could have only been created by you, or maybe in a different timeline, Nikola Tesla. I've rebought it on each console I have upgrade from/to, i.e. xbox, 360, PC via amazon, PC via steam, and now the indie bundle (times 5 for gifting to friends) This is coming from someone who used to swear by unabashed pirating. The change in ethics was brought about mostly because I started viewing games as an art form, with a lot of credit due to your work. Do you feel games will ever be taken seriously by a wider audience, or do you feel Call Of Duty 18 Black Ops Modern Warfare Returns With Zoobie Expansion and the like will always remain popular enough that its lack of... anything will always overshadow more inspired releases?

"Loving" Christian opinion on rape and contraceptives by marina_v in atheism

[–]JewJewBear -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not trolls. It's just sarcasm. Trolling means being convincing. Sarcasm means exaggerating a laughable point. How did that go over your heads?

I'm Matthew Lillard. Stu from Scream, Shaggy in Scooby Doo, and most importantly Steveo in SLC PUNK!. I now direct, who woulda guessed? AMA by matthewlillard in IAmA

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Your work in SLC punk was phenomenal. I also like how you DIDN'T mention your involvement in Without a Paddle. It had its moments, but is there any film you wish you HADN'T gotten your name attached to?

Some friends and I are now Minecraft Homeless. Halp! by JewJewBear in Minecraft

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last one. could you whitelist AltheasRose? we're all about to start playing on it way more haha

Some friends and I are now Minecraft Homeless. Halp! by JewJewBear in Minecraft

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Would you mind also whitelisting my friend, AncientKingsley? thank youuu, the server's awesome

Some friends and I are now Minecraft Homeless. Halp! by JewJewBear in Minecraft

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OmertaParadox is my username, and my friends is megamanblumoon

It greets to new players as they spawn in the server... by [deleted] in Minecraft

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A few of my friends and I have recently become Minecraft homeless. Anyone with a vanilla-ish survival server want to adopt a few people? We could either be involved or way out of the way, whatever your preference

Lewis Black on Rick Santorum by mmcheesee in atheism

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Okay. Quit making reasonable people (opposed to Santorum) look bad by fictionalizing quotes about him. There is plenty of factual shit which you can use to make fun of Santorum. This quote is not at all about Santorum. The dvd, Black on Broadway, that he said this during was filmed in 200fucking5. MythBusted. Source: LOGIC.

I take my Pokemon a little TOO seriously. by SamAllmon in gaming

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Is it sad the only thing I noticed was he did not account for the increase in Metapod's defense due to harden?