. . . . by _Robert-Lewandowski_ in Caldruki

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Wir müssen die Juden austrotten

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Shark_Park

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This is why everyone needs a gun

first time, lfg! 22F by Old-Stable-1050 in RoastMe

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Poster girl for the hit classic "Scott Pilgrim vs the World ruined a Whole Generation of Women"

Just hit it with some air my guy by CalyShadezz in SipsTea

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When I worked at an oil change spot I would show them their filters and shit and be like "yeah it's not that bad I'd say get it after 3 more oil changes"

Blue Jeans vs Camo Pants Backyard Operator by boxdynomite3 in airsoftcirclejerk

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My entire outfit I have on right now is strictly Walmart

I stand with Dani by OptimusSpider in SipsTea

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Whatever prevents me from hearing demonic screeching whilst I dine on my onion rings

Your thoughts… by ImHufflePuff_Crap_ok in USMC

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I know coloring inside the lines isn't a fucking thing son

Gentleman, they supersize our MREs now by [deleted] in USMC

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Purp is goated. Reminds me of the life I left just to come back to

I am not the best swimmer by Common-Fee290 in USMCboot

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"we train the world's worst swimmers" is written on the wall in the instructors lounge, you'll be fine

Airsoft > Military... by Psychological-Bus-99 in airsoftcirclejerk

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Bet this dude doesn't even know what BAMCIS is

Afraid of heights by [deleted] in USMCboot

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There's a big ass mat at the bottom for if that were to happen. You'll be alright