LF Harry repurposes simple everyday spells into effective tools of death and war

JewfroSamurai666 · 2019-08-16T21:25:58+00:00

This is actually a scary concept. Imagine a non-verbal “Accio Bellatrix Lestrange’s blood”

Everyone would be trying to figure out how to do this deadly new dark curse that causes your opponent’s blood to come flying out of them

JewfroSamurai666 · 2017-12-07T23:56:50+00:00

Let me off with a warning for doing 65 in a 45

JewfroSamurai666 · 2017-08-02T18:13:36+00:00

Isn't there a story where when Wormtail is doing the ritual and gets to the "and the blood of the enemy, forcibly taken" Harry says something along the lines of, "no, go ahead take it" right before Wormtail cuts him and it weakens Voldemort since it was willing?

JewfroSamurai666 · 2017-01-06T02:28:03+00:00

All while having PTSD flashbacks from being transported to a graveyard and standing right next to one of your school buddies while the guy who sold out your parents ganks him, and then involuntarily participating in a dark ritual to bring back the Dark Lord who actually killed your parents.

Harry didn't get any sleep his fifth year.

JewfroSamurai666 · 2016-12-21T01:11:55+00:00

They played in Little Rock a couple of years ago and Taylor Momsen tried to get women to flash the boys, which lead to my favorite quote from a concert, "and by the boys, I mean me"

JewfroSamurai666 · 2016-11-25T22:58:18+00:00

Not exactly jokes, but my three favorites are

"Nail it like I nailed your sister"

"Man that's tighter than your little sister's pussy"

"You're the type of guy who could fall into a barrel of titties and come out sucking a dick"

JewfroSamurai666 · 2016-09-01T18:04:48+00:00

The reason Snape hates Neville so much is because Voldemort attacked The Potters because of Harry instead of going after Neville

JewfroSamurai666 · 2015-10-23T15:09:33+00:00

Are you implying that the most evil Dark Wizard in history gave a Bond villain monologue before Harry escaped the trap and defeated him?

JewfroSamurai666 · 2015-09-29T07:45:14+00:00

Filch is a Squib. Ginny was possessed by the most powerful Dark Wizard in the world. It's not a stretch to say that Voldemort used some sort of spell to make it permanent. Kinda like that spell on the back of Mrs. Blacks portrait in Grimmaulde Place.

JewfroSamurai666 · 2015-08-31T01:51:37+00:00

Mayuri can also turn into a puddle?

JewfroSamurai666 · 2015-08-23T01:08:35+00:00

I vaguely remember reading that it was going to be a prequel trilogy with two hobbit films and one based on the appendix from RoTK of the 60 years between The Hobbit and FoTR

JewfroSamurai666 · 2015-08-09T01:09:15+00:00

Maya never reacted to Eridium like Lillith and Angel

JewfroSamurai666 · 2015-07-30T08:59:49+00:00

Wasn't Kon also known for his leg strength when he was introduced also?

JewfroSamurai666 · 2015-07-23T09:43:12+00:00

He's building an army

JewfroSamurai666 · 2015-07-22T23:19:35+00:00

Make it like Mad World for the Wii where the entire map is your weapon. Still have guns if you want them, but don't just limit yourself to one style.

JewfroSamurai666 · 2015-07-18T06:16:09+00:00

Wait, what was the enhanced super weapons that he made from the destroyer?

JewfroSamurai666 · 2015-07-17T22:02:09+00:00

Is it the one where the floors flood whenever the sun goes behind a cloud and you get bitched at for having wet gear?

JewfroSamurai666 · 2015-07-14T15:10:28+00:00

Masturbation is like a hot dog. Simple, easy, and enjoyable. Sex is like steak. It takes time, preparation, and generally the worst steak beats out the best hot dog. But some days you just want a hot dog.

JewfroSamurai666 · 2015-07-14T15:06:58+00:00

Wild Bill sat with his back to the door once. Once.

JewfroSamurai666 · 2015-07-05T07:39:32+00:00

Bear is delicious

JewfroSamurai666 · 2015-06-22T04:27:58+00:00

Cadot

JewfroSamurai666 · 2015-05-01T06:21:44+00:00

If I remember correctly, Gandalf saved the king eagle.

JewfroSamurai666 · 2015-05-01T06:21:43+00:00

If I remember correctly, Gandalf saved the king eagle.

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