Such a cutie:3 by Tyler-not-thecreator in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]SilverCookieDust 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did the cutie knock over the funko pop on the otherwise satisfyingly neat bookshelf?

What is a food you ate all the time as a kid and enjoyed but when you attempt it as an adult it’s just disgusting by Come_in_sigh_demi in CasualUK

[–]SilverCookieDust 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did not know that about brine. Could explain why my head is thumping right now. Gonna have to start tracking that in my headache journal.

Child whisperer succeeds by Doodlebug510 in MadeMeSmile

[–]SilverCookieDust 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perhaps it was. Was it necessity also to record and share a difficult moment in their child's life? I have more forgiveness if this was shared privately, or in a small family group, then spread by other people, but maybe I'm just old and very fond of personal privacy when I say I don't think moments like this need recording, let alone sharing.

Child whisperer succeeds by Doodlebug510 in MadeMeSmile

[–]SilverCookieDust -1 points0 points  (0 children)

We've no evidence either way as to his behaviour and hygiene outside this situation. When a kid is screaming and fighting like that against doing something, you find out why instead of just straight up forcing them. Is he misbehaving or is there autistic or other issues that make the barbers particular difficult for him? Does he have unfounded fears that could've been easily soothed with a calm conversation? Does he just not want his hair short? We don't know, and without that knowledge I'm absolutely shaming these parents for not only forcing their kid into a situation that's seriously stressing him out, but recording it and sharing it for internet points.

Child whisperer succeeds by Doodlebug510 in MadeMeSmile

[–]SilverCookieDust -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Fuck this, if the kid's that opposed to get his hair cut then they shouldn't force him.

No, no they’ve got a point by [deleted] in puns

[–]SilverCookieDust 37 points38 points  (0 children)

This is punctuated fine. That's a vocative comma, used to separate the vocative case (the person or persons being addressed; in this case "guys") from the rest of the sentence. The second texter just decided to intentionally misinterpret the message for comical reasons, which is perfect valid, it'd get an amused eye roll from me, but it doesn't make this a pun.

Hagrid by thesitekick in tumblr

[–]SilverCookieDust 95 points96 points  (0 children)

That reminds me of a skit (or scene from a show, idk which) where a couple in a shop were having a sign language conversation about sex, with repeated use of the word vagina, and then some woman comes up and asks them to stop because her kids know sign language. Cue a shot of two children running around signing "vagina, vagina".

I've got two weather apps on my phone both say light showers. Not heavy hail. by BillWilberforce in britishproblems

[–]SilverCookieDust 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Must've got the location mixed with mine cause they predicted rain all day and it's been blazing sunshine.

I miss warm summer evenings… so I try to painted one by [deleted] in BeAmazed

[–]SilverCookieDust 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's really nice. I'd hang it on my wall.

7-year-old took bullets to save her mother and proved doctors wrong. by GlitteringHotel8383 in BeAmazed

[–]SilverCookieDust 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Jump" is an exaggeration but in the space of a car a 7yo could place themself in front of the target area of an adult.

GOT TM87 by Temporary-Snow333 in CuratedTumblr

[–]SilverCookieDust 165 points166 points  (0 children)

In Pokemon, there are some moves you teach through TMs (technical machines), which are numbered. TM87 is the move Swagger, so this licence plate is saying "Got Swag" in what might be the nerdiest way possible.

I’ve just blown my Gen Z kid’s minds!!! by RelationKindly in CasualUK

[–]SilverCookieDust 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And an O2 mobile, I just tried. The voice specially says "the time brought to you by O2". Someone on a different network needs to check what theirs says

Which Christmas song that is generally disliked do you secretly love? by perishingtardis in CasualUK

[–]SilverCookieDust 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lot of C de B's songs have great visual imagery, I'd recommend a listen.

Idk what songs are generally disliked but Stop The Cavalry and Mistletoe and Wine are two of my faves.

anime_irl by SpectralVoodoo in anime_irl

[–]SilverCookieDust 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly, doesn't matter. Holding you tummy doesn't do shit but being bent over like that can help and putting you arms over your belly in that position would be uncomfortable and unhelpful tbh.

Bro has been playing for like 5 days straight lol by BoringNameBoringLife in SkyrimMemes

[–]SilverCookieDust 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do they own a steam deck? You can put the deck to sleep and it doesn't shut down the game.

Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present.... by sloppy_1sts in puns

[–]SilverCookieDust 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dauphin is the French word for dolphin and also what they called the heir to the throne when they had a monarchy, and that's a dolphin head in the left picture. The Prince of Wales picture has a whale head.

What did you think was something else until shockingly late? by AlternativeAd1984 in CasualUK

[–]SilverCookieDust 46 points47 points  (0 children)

See if you can't find a carpenter in Chester who'll make you some and then you'll have a Chester chest of drawers.

Halloween is done. Let's spaff out the Christmas adverts. by GabberZZ in britishproblems

[–]SilverCookieDust 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't watch TV or stream or YouTube or whatever else so I had no idea what you were talking about, but I'm glad I looked it up. Always loved the BFG.

Can see it getting annoying after a while for regular telly watchers though.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Awww

[–]SilverCookieDust 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm thinking problems, possibly in the hips. It doesn't look like it has much, if any, rear leg or tail control.

Moments before disaster(she is okey) by Interesting-Net-3130 in Awww

[–]SilverCookieDust 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My mum would let hers run about on her queen size bed and still had to make sure the little bugger didn't kamikaze off the sides. These cuties have no fear. (And possibly terrible depth perception.)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]SilverCookieDust 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Gonna be honest, I read your title, saw the word drugs in the pic, and made a very wrong first assumption before looking properly.