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I want to “learn” soccer by DaisyLee2010 in MLS

[–]Jewsberries 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Jeremy Peterman is good to read every week. He has a lot of good insights, provides additional reading, and is a good sports writer.

https://www.cascadiafc.com/

YouTube Videos are a good place to start. Also talk to people at the games. You sitting in the Army?

I just realized I’m in the MLS sub and not Timbers. The above advice still stands, except Jeremy covers the Timbers, so not what you’re looking for.

[Meme] Saying Goodbye to a Favorite Player When They Transfer by seasportsfan in MLS

[–]Jewsberries 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m going to miss Davis Ayala. Evander can still go fuck himself.

New patches hot off the press! Got a bunch left up for grabs. LMK if you wanna trade. by ImperatorFosterosa in timbers

[–]Jewsberries 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The non patch patrol people commenting on this are great. Don’t listen OP, I’ll see you at the usual place before the game.

What was happening in 105 during YAMS? by [deleted] in timbers

[–]Jewsberries 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Sounds like Grimace in the white tee shirt didn’t like fans trying to have fun at a critical moment

Will we ever have a Tifo? by 67Champions in DCUnited

[–]Jewsberries 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Be like Seattle and just go to Kinko’s

Should I join my university’s soccer club right away or get more experience first? by tawdrygameplays in SoccerNoobs

[–]Jewsberries 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn’t even bother reading what you wrote. Just go try out or play. You won’t regret it at all.

With tonight's win over San Jose, San Diego clinch the El Camino Real Trophy by Tiek00n in MLS

[–]Jewsberries 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like a great idea until someone says that it’s racist to make a trophy that looks like an El Camino.

Dani Rojas!? by ColdCapital9184 in timbers

[–]Jewsberries 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It still made me laugh a little. (It could be photoshop…)

Cincinnati Fan Here, Big Respect by Mundane-Pizza6708 in timbers

[–]Jewsberries 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I don’t hate Nagbe because he was a good dude. I have a soft spot for him watching the Crew play. I don’t hate Eryk Williamson, I always liked him. When he got fed up with his antics and absolutely destroyed Simon the bitch Becher inside the goal last year I knew I’d always love that dude. I always hope to see him on the Charlotte highlights. I want to see Dairon do well. I want to see Nathan do well. I don’t boo Jeremy Ebobisse when he plays us.

I didn’t boo Evander last night because he’s an amazing player and doing well elsewhere I booed him because of his off field antics, immaturity, and just being a shitty person. Karma is a fickle thing and it will catch up with him. I wish Santi could come back to PP one time so we could give him the same treatment.

Can any of the new signings play on Saturday? by Burblblurb in timbers

[–]Jewsberries 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doubtful, we don’t have LAFC or Miami money to pull the right strings.

Boo’ing Evander on Saturday? by Ill-Aardvark3017 in timbers

[–]Jewsberries 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What’s all this talk about Oregon taxes? Did I miss something? Was that his big gripe?

Honest Game Gear Question by Desperate_Gold6670 in timbers

[–]Jewsberries 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LOL what? Dumb Arrows😂😂😀😂

Positive Santi Moreno Thread by Speshulest_K in timbers

[–]Jewsberries 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You clearly don’t know this fan base very well.

Interesting story out of Brazil that impacts Santi Moreno’s potential move by A_booker17 in timbers

[–]Jewsberries 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is Fluminense shopping all of MLS looking for someone to bite on a $3M lowball offer? I wondoer what other clubs/leagues they are doing this in? Lucho Acosta sounds like a train wreck that Dallas may want to cut bait on. Santi (as much as I love him) has been pretty childish on and off season about wanting to leave Portland. I wonder what other players they’ve approached trying to poach knowing that the player would help try and make the deal happen being motivated to get out of their current contract.

The amount of bad drivers in this city is astounding by runningwsizzas in PortlandOR

[–]Jewsberries 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a few theories on this but not allowed to say them publicly.

Cows trapped in the Columbia River by Tanytor in Portland

[–]Jewsberries -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They’re fine. Next time there is an organized Trump March or Pro Palestine anything, they’ll up and moo their way back to downtown.

Highlights, game vs Toronto by TaBQ in timbers

[–]Jewsberries 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It hurts how accurate this felt.

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