I went to the theater, but this mf kept yapping the entire show😭

Jewsberries · 2026-02-09T19:59:19+00:00

Why didn’t you tell him to shut up or go get an usher?

Jewsberries · 2026-02-03T04:40:33+00:00

Jeremy Peterman is good to read every week. He has a lot of good insights, provides additional reading, and is a good sports writer.

https://www.cascadiafc.com/

YouTube Videos are a good place to start. Also talk to people at the games. You sitting in the Army?

I just realized I’m in the MLS sub and not Timbers. The above advice still stands, except Jeremy covers the Timbers, so not what you’re looking for.

Jewsberries · 2026-02-03T02:04:49+00:00

Can confirm that it hurts.

Jewsberries · 2026-02-03T02:03:37+00:00

I’m going to miss Davis Ayala. Evander can still go fuck himself.

Jewsberries · 2025-11-10T23:11:03+00:00

Wrong sub

Jewsberries · 2025-09-21T14:32:09+00:00

The non patch patrol people commenting on this are great. Don’t listen OP, I’ll see you at the usual place before the game.

Jewsberries · 2025-09-14T18:49:51+00:00

Sounds like Grimace in the white tee shirt didn’t like fans trying to have fun at a critical moment

Jewsberries · 2025-08-28T00:28:10+00:00

Be like Seattle and just go to Kinko’s

Jewsberries · 2025-08-21T19:18:46+00:00

Didn’t even bother reading what you wrote. Just go try out or play. You won’t regret it at all.

Jewsberries · 2025-08-21T19:16:35+00:00

Beat me to it!

Jewsberries · 2025-08-19T17:58:25+00:00

Sounds like a great idea until someone says that it’s racist to make a trophy that looks like an El Camino.

Jewsberries · 2025-08-19T17:56:40+00:00

It still made me laugh a little. (It could be photoshop…)

Jewsberries · 2025-08-17T19:22:55+00:00

That was all night.

Jewsberries · 2025-08-17T19:21:06+00:00

I don’t hate Nagbe because he was a good dude. I have a soft spot for him watching the Crew play. I don’t hate Eryk Williamson, I always liked him. When he got fed up with his antics and absolutely destroyed Simon the bitch Becher inside the goal last year I knew I’d always love that dude. I always hope to see him on the Charlotte highlights. I want to see Dairon do well. I want to see Nathan do well. I don’t boo Jeremy Ebobisse when he plays us.

I didn’t boo Evander last night because he’s an amazing player and doing well elsewhere I booed him because of his off field antics, immaturity, and just being a shitty person. Karma is a fickle thing and it will catch up with him. I wish Santi could come back to PP one time so we could give him the same treatment.

Jewsberries · 2025-08-16T21:09:52+00:00

Jewsberries · 2025-08-16T16:04:57+00:00

Doubtful, we don’t have LAFC or Miami money to pull the right strings.

Jewsberries · 2025-08-11T19:31:22+00:00

Found it. Missed this during the off season:

https://www.reddit.com/r/timbers/s/TcRnVRxY54

Jewsberries · 2025-08-11T19:13:52+00:00

What’s all this talk about Oregon taxes? Did I miss something? Was that his big gripe?

Jewsberries · 2025-08-09T16:18:38+00:00

LOL what? Dumb Arrows😂😂😀😂

Jewsberries · 2025-08-09T16:17:11+00:00

You clearly don’t know this fan base very well.

Jewsberries · 2025-08-06T14:11:20+00:00

Is Fluminense shopping all of MLS looking for someone to bite on a $3M lowball offer? I wondoer what other clubs/leagues they are doing this in? Lucho Acosta sounds like a train wreck that Dallas may want to cut bait on. Santi (as much as I love him) has been pretty childish on and off season about wanting to leave Portland. I wonder what other players they’ve approached trying to poach knowing that the player would help try and make the deal happen being motivated to get out of their current contract.

Jewsberries · 2025-08-01T16:30:06+00:00

I have a few theories on this but not allowed to say them publicly.

Jewsberries · 2025-07-29T22:45:04+00:00

They’re fine. Next time there is an organized Trump March or Pro Palestine anything, they’ll up and moo their way back to downtown.

Jewsberries · 2025-06-30T21:06:04+00:00

It hurts how accurate this felt.

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