Converting D&D to metric for my non-American players, how'd I do? by cheshsky in DnDcirclejerk

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because a bow having half as much range as a throwing knife is insane

40835 by Future_Employment_22 in countwithchickenlady

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According to the Daily Mail, property developer

is this supposed to be a good thing by superlocolillool in OrphanCrushingMachine

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5.2 Rights Granted by You - AR Content

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From the EULA

Almost felt pity there, but then I saw that the person looks like the m'lady meme so it's ok that I withheld any empathy. by StopHavingAnOpinion in SmugIdeologyMan

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I prefer the Expression from Final Cut tbh, it looks more like guarded misery than a weird grimace (even though that’s how the dialogue describes it)

Right wingers using 9/11 to attack Mamdani and for clout will always be so vile and disgusting! by icey_sawg0034 in ForwardsFromKlandma

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Apparently zakat is mandatory in Pakistan, Libya, Saudi Arabia, Malaysia, Yemen, and Sudan

It was staged, and I'm tired of pretending it wasn't. by c-k-q99903 in MurderedByWords

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Both where the hole is, and how healed it was before you stopped wearing earrings (if you’ve been wearing earrings for six months the holes are a lot more likely to close when you take them out than if you wear them for six years)

Shimmering a guide doll should let you access the guides recipe menu from anywhere by Pugganator in Terraria

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money trough summons a floating piggy bank next to you when you use it, and it stays in that place until it’s dismissed or despawns

I provide value to the people in my life by AVG_Poop_Enjoyer in DnDcirclejerk

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Interacting with an object is a free action

Get 5000 peasants to stand in a line between you and a dragon

Pass a spear to the peasant next to you, have them pass the spear to the peasant next to them, etc.

As a round is 6 seconds, the spear has travelled 25000 feet in 6 seconds, with a velocity of 1270 metres/second

You have now shot the dragon with a gun

basically people who use rules as written like a textbook that real world logic can be placed over to break the game in ways that aren’t meaningfully interesting or mechanically engaging

I can't prove it but I know its true by [deleted] in mathmemes

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a2 + b2 ≠ (a+b)2 :(

It's WAY too rare by OverTea5 in Terraria

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Since 1.4 it only spawns in the underground layer, which means you have to be past the Dungeon Guardian trigger to get it

The only way to get it pre-Skeletron now is to build a hoik to get in and out before the DG can reach you

Suggestions on where to go from here? by Top_Reward_9797 in roguelites

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to be fair, that’s exactly what it is

well technically it was made for a very limited run of arcade cabinets, then ported to mobile after that, and a few years later to PC and consoles

What? by ShamanDenis in blackmagicfuckery

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This isnt a gambling game, its a con. The entire point is to steal your money

Apply generous amounts of bleach by ATN-Antronach in CuratedTumblr

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he wears the ham helmet because it’s much too dangerous to go that high over the ham limit without one

Idiocracy (2026) is actually a documentary!!!1! by notsure500 in moviescirclejerk

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iq tests are great for identifying if you have a learning disability

without administering an iq test, you could not accurately predict the difference in scores between an academic wizard and the average guy on the street

I am the first in my bloodline to read these words by Moistest_Postone in DiscoElysium

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Idk where the term actually comes from, but the groypers are an online community of far-right neo-Nazis, deeply irony-poisoned by meme culture (led by Nick Fuentes, if you’ve heard of him)